I am a big R&B lover, and when I heard this song from Maxwell I was overjoyed. This is a beautiful touching song, and I am so glad he is back after 8 long years. This is officially the song that has my heart going a miles a second. Enjoy!!
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- Apr
- 30
- 2009
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Love and Your Long Distance Carrier
I am not sure how many of you have ever been in a long distance relationship, but that shit is very taxing and expensive as hell. Now that we are in the technological age, many people in long distance relationships have a few more advantages when it comes to communication. I always wondered if the internet made it easier for couples who were doing the long distance thing to remain faithful, but I learned if someone wants to cheat, they cheat.
Few years ago I was involved in a long distance relationship. We had to maintain our romance, through phone, the internet and visits whenever we could. We talked all day on the phone, and we stayed up all night on the internet. Because we were in a long distance romance, we had to do things to actually keep it exciting. We sent sexy pics to each other, sent “I love you” texts, and even created scenarios while on the phone and…well you get the idea. Even though we tried to make it work, in the back of my mind I wondered how long was this going to continue. After a certain amount of time, how long can someone go without being held at nights?
The one thing about people in long distance relationships, you can recognize the signs when something is going wrong very quickly. The fact that you’re rarely face to face your other senses work harder. You may notice that the calls have died down dramatically or his texts are short and to the point. There are so many things that can draw your mind to the possibility that something is going on. If you know you have trust issues, then a long distance romance may not work for you.
On the other hand, long distance relationships can actually make a relationship stronger. Sometimes seeing you’re boo everyday makes the relationship somewhat stale. Absence does make the heart grow very fonder. Just imagine not seeing your boo for a long period of time, then you finally get together. The sex is gonna be explosive, trust.
One of my readers gave me the skinny on this video, and I must say I am shivering from fright. I found out more info than I needed to know. This is a radio interview with Que and Dawn on Lip Service with Angela Yee and Leah Rose.
I had my opinions of Dawn and Que and now I am just in shock. Don’t hate me guys…lol
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- Apr
- 28
- 2009
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How Far Would You Go?
I’m not going to say women are nosy, but we do go looking for shit to verify that our boo is up to no good. You might go through his cell phone while he sleeps, or try to hack into his email account, even follow his ass at 10:00 pm driving your homegirl’s black Tahoe while 2 cars behind him. **That wasn’t me, I’m just pulling out examples people** Nevertheless, some women just have to know the truth, and 9 times out of 10 when they find out they still continue to fuck with him.
*Standing* I am a former snooper. If I had a feeling in the pit of my stomach my boo was doing something, I investigated. If my snooping tactics came up empty handed, I continued until I found something that broke my heart. Women go searching for shit and when they find something to confirm their suspicions; they do 1 of 2 things. They cuss and carry-on to whoever will listen *mainly your girls* cuss his ass out and call the numbers you find in his celli, or you try to convince yourself that you need more proof and wait to see what else happens. There are some women that actually end the relationship, but majority of the time they still go back to him or continue to get the dick. Either way you’re still attached to him.
Now, if I ever suspect anything I try to let things unfold on it’s own. Some men aren’t the smartest tool in the shed; they tend to be sloppy when it comes to cheating. I guess most of the time they get a sloppy chick, that just wants you to find out that she’s fucking your man. Well, that is another blog for another time.
Holla at me: Has there ever been a time where you just had to snoop around?
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- Apr
- 27
- 2009
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For The Love of Ray J Reunion Show
Last night was the reunion episode of the slut fest known as For the Love of Ray J. I waited for this for weeks and I must say I was so disappointed. It wasn’t as juicy as I would have anticipated, but I guess you can’t win em’ all. There were some interesting moments in the show, so I will basically recap what I found interesting.
1. Un-be-weave-able ~ Hair weaves and lacefronts were in full effect ya’ll. I have never seen so much hair since I seen Danger’s nekkid pic with the bushel on her coochie. Speaking of Danger and her hair, I wasn’t feeling the new do. Looked like a kool-aid packet exploded on her head and she had no time to wash it out. Just wasn’t feeling it. And Unique….heffa looked like the cowardly lion with all that dark blonde mess on top her head. Chick needed some courage to tell her stylist, the look made her head to heavy to hold up. I’m talking pounds and pounds of hair.
2. Chicago Larry *he he* ~ Molesta uncle was in the building. We all (when I say we I mean my twitter crew) couldn’t wait for the reunion in hopes that Chicago Larry would be there. Larry was the Russian chick *Caviar* photographer/boyfriend/molester. *only assuming the last one* This man has the creepiest voice known to man. He sounds like he had his way with a few kids in his time. Finally seeing this man, I saw an ostrich walk on set with multi-colored Oakley’s on looking straight perverted. His voice and his look make me want to take a steaming shower and wash the feeling of molestation off of my body.
3. Upgrade Award ~ Oh-Em-Gee! I would have to give the upgrade award to Chardonnay. Homegirl cleans up really nice. I think she was the best looking one there. For some reason I think she will have her own show.
4. Danger Danger~ We all knew Danger was coo coo clock crazy. Bitch never hid that from us. But she came on and blasted Ray in the worse way. We all heard rumors that she was preggers for him, but no one ever confirmed or denied that statement. Well Danger said she thought she was pregnant and a “friend” ran to the press and told them. Ray’s eyes got so big I could see what the hell he was thinking. That was like watching Maury and him getting results that he was the father. Too damn funny. Next time I bet he will strap up before smashing random chicks with tigers on their faces.
5. Hoes Be Beefin~ What was considered beef looked more like two heffas chatting to me, but it was between Cashmere and Unique. Cashmere finally opens her fucking mouth and tries to diss Unique saying that she is Bi. Um I don’t really care. What I do care about is that she thought Unique was her friend. I actually don’t think Unique was wrong in how she played the game. It was a competition, not a friendship. You can’t go into that environment thinking you’re gonna make life-long friends. Heffas you gunning for the same man, you think this is a game? This is real life. Do like Unique did and man the hell up. LMAO *Zing*
6. Downgrade Award~ This heffa was never an upgrade to begin with, but when she walked out on stage I knew this award was for her. Cocktail came out in a pea green prom looking dress. Looked like a hot as mess. She looked like those folks that have their babies go into Wal-mart wearing a prom dress and tennis shoes.*Not gonna say the names, but you should know what I mean.*
All in all the show wasn’t what I thought it was gonna be. They edited alot of it, so they just left me semi-bored. Alot of the chicks I couldn’t remember, and the ones I do remember they never got air time. Not sure what I will do with my Monday nights at 10pm, guess I gotta wait until For the Love of Ray 2…Oh yes there is a Season 2. Its Vh-1 homies, I thought you knew. LOL.
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- Apr
- 24
- 2009
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Feenin Friday: My Letter To Idris Elba
Dear Idris,
I decided to write this letter to you, because I just think you’re the tops. Your movie “Obsessed” is coming out today and I would watch it, but I really don’t care to see Beyonce and her lacefront trying to act. I just wanted to express the love and the respect I have for you, and why I think you deserve to come to my home naked. Here goes;
1. Fine as hell ~ Do I really have to explain this one? You got the face that would make Ellen fall in love with a man. Your smile is intoxicating, and I think your dick might be the prettiest thing I ever did see. *I am at home after 5:30pm, come over*
2. The accent ~ I have an accent as well, but I think yours sound much sexier. My panties can slip off if you say the sexiest word like vulva. Say vulva to a random woman and her panties will magically appear in your pocket. * I can cook you a meal, and play some Beres Hammond in the background*
3. Your talented~ Not only are you a great actor, but you also dj. So that means you have quick hands, that can move in the right places. Ok nuff said *fanning myself* *I got some massage oils for you, I can give you a Swedish with a happy ending*
4. You look Skrong *Yea I said skrong* ~ You look like you can pick my ass up and love me up in mid air or against the wall. *I can make you some breakfast and iron your work clothes*
5. Look like you always have Chiclets ~ You remind me of an old school island man always chewing chiclets. I think though when you chew, you would make it look sexy as hell. But please don’t pop it, I would die a slow painful death if you did. *I can change a flat tire*
These are the 5 reasons why I love you. It may sound weird, but hey I am a weird girl. On the real your sexy as hell and a great actor. Congrats on the movie, and like I said I would watch it,but Beyonce and lacefront is co-starring so I will get the bootleg.
Love you
ViChick
xoxoxoxoxoxox* This is all for pure fun, take the stick out your asses*
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- Apr
- 21
- 2009
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PSA:Keep Your Eyes On Your Own Work!
Let me start off by saying, there is nothing wrong with watching porn. I think it’s a very healthy expression of visual pleasure. When it comes to porn some women are dead set against it, but one can learn alot from watching the professionals. It’s really fun when you watch it with your boo. When the flick starts getting to the meat of the subject, your ready for the meat of your subject. So you’re dripping and ready for that rock of gibraltar. You two start getting heated and by this time hopefully you’re already nekkid. Your eyes are closed and ready to feel him enter your cooch; and nothing. This mother fucker is so transfixed on the porn, and he isn’t paying attention to what the hell he needs to be doing.The purpose of the flick is to get you in the mood. If you’re already in the mood and the woman is ready to get down with the get down, why are you loafing? Your so focused on the flick with the chick that is slobbering the pole, your not realizing that you can possibly get the same treatment. The fact that you have a woman that watches porn is a plus. Once you show a woman that her services aren’t needed, she gets turned off. I’m not sure if you’re trying to get a few quick pointers, but that should be done before you have the chick in your bed.
That was a quick public service announcement brought to you by the good folks of Candy Diaries. Use this knowledge as you wish!
Dear Black People And Audrena,
*Clearing throat* I have been sucked into your tv bullshit. I get excited to tune into your MTV fuckery every Thursday, because the power of drama has sucked me in. I do have a few issues with some of you people and I will address. This is only my opinion so if you read this you might need to re-evaluate your life and priorities.
Que~Oh Quanell, Quanell dude you need an intervention. I am not sure your drug of choice, but you need to get off that shit. You’re the problem with Day26; well other than Diddy fucking you guys without lub outta your money. Your odd plump lips are always pushed out, because someone looked at you. You know crack heads are always paranoid that someone is trying to get them. You need to get kicked out this sub-par group.
Robert~ TAKE THE FUCKING KNIT HAT-HAWK OFF. You look stupid as hell. I don’t know who styles you people, but that hat is not the shit. Another issue I have with you *sigh* um you cry a little too much for me. That scene where you were walking down the streets crying aloud with your skinny jeans on disturbed me. I know you love Que and all in the biblical sense, but it wasn’t that fucking serious.
Will~ I love you *sorry did I say that out loud?* You’re sexy, no doubt about it but you act too cute. You fine but dude didn’t your momma teach you manners? If I speak to you on twitter, speak back. Damn I’m not trying to stalk you, but say something. You fine, but you ain’t Common fine. *Moving on*
Mike & Brian~ Mike I don’t have any issues with you. You’re one of the coolest fluffy men I’ve seen. You’re funny as hell, but um…..the colored contacts.*spanking your hand* NO!!!!Brian~ For a wee man you ok I guess. Just get rid of the braids.
Dawn~ Ehhh. I think you gave Que the first taste of the crack pipe. I don’t know what you did to little fag boy, but I think you’ve ruined him. The “love” you two have sickens me. It’s odd and makes me feel creepy. On another note; your life is over. You’re the only member of Danity Kane and you should feel awkward. Diddy release everyone else out their contracts and we all know he doesn’t do that ever. Hell he still has Biggie under contract. Your snitching abilities have caused you to be with Bad Boy fo life. Your albums won’t sell, and your weave will continue to stink. *thumbs up* Good Luck Girl.
Audrena ~ Congrats girl! You’re free!!!! Girl you need to take a cruise or something. You’re out of the shackles that Massa Diddy has everyone else in. You Go Girl… *raising hand* Just one thing hun…your face needs protein. It lacks nourishment, and you may want to pay more attention to that, than the food you’re stuffing your face with.
The first part of the final episode was last night, and I was kind of bored. Hopefully part two will get better. Que and Robert, go 69 and suck on each other like you normally do..
Sincerely,
VI Chick
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- Apr
- 15
- 2009
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The Emotional Set-Up
Good men are hard as hell to come by, especially black men. Truth be told, there are some brothas out there that are straight posers. They tell you intimate stories about past relationships to get you suckered in, and then BAM the set up. You’re thinking that he is opening up to you, because he wants to get closer but that isn’t always the case.
There was one guy I knew that told me how much he was hurt by his ex girlfriend. He said how he loved her, but she cheated on him and now he feels too scared to open up his heart to anyone right now. This made me feel like OMG he told me this because he feels comfortable enough with me to express his pain. We got closer, but he always wanted to not get “official” stating he wasn’t quite ready for a serious relationship. I WAS PLAYED!!!!
Dude was spitting that line to about 2 different women. He made it seem that he was so focused on healing, but he realized this whole emotional game granted him pussy access with women. Once I peeped his game, I dipped and never looked back. Even though I was younger I knew that game playing wasn’t in the cards for me. Now that I think of it, that whole ex girlfriend hurt him shit could have been fake as hell.
Don’t get me wrong, there are some men out there that are focusing on healing. They really don’t want to get serious and they tell you that from jump. It is up to you, to deal with that damaged man or not. Men are unlike women. A woman gets her heart broken, she tries to heal but she still feels that her love is out there. Men get hurt and they lock up shop, they rarely wear their hearts on their sleeve. They basically make every woman that comes along, pay for what that one woman did to him. It’s not fair, but that is the difference between the two sexes. You just have to be aware of what you’re getting yourself into with a man that refuses to heal.
Holla at me: What do you think about this subject?
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- Apr
- 14
- 2009
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Body of A God, Brains of A Fool
For Entertainment Purposes Only!Ladies, have you ever met a man so fine that you would drink his daddy’s bath water? So he steps to you or vice versa (if that’s the way you roll) and you exchange numbers. After a few days he finally calls you, and by convo #1 you find out he is dumber than a box of rocks. So would you kick sexy to the curb, or would you keep him as a reserve player?I have met some not so smart people in my day. Cute as punch, but couldn’t hold a conversation to save their life. Everyone wants the whole package; attractive, smart, sexy, confident etc., but when that person is lacking one major component we sometimes tend to overlook it. I don’t care what anyone says, looks is one of the first things you notice when you meet someone. Common sense seems to come later when you’re actually trying to get to know them. I met this one guy way back when, baby had the looks and the body that could make a mute talk. I gave hot stuff my number, and was truly surprised that he was a few nuggets short of a 10 piece. No matter how much I tried to work with him he just wasn’t getting it. But you know how you want to show off in front of your girls with an A+ on your arm? So I took him out with me, big mistake.
I know I can be a little mean at times, but I was clear to this fool not to speak. My instructions to him clearly stated to just basically stand there and look pretty. I had a few drinks and I had to use the ladies room in the worse way, but didn’t want to leave the scholar alone with my friends. After a few minutes of holding it in, I had to handle business. When I got back my bestie had one of the ugliest expressions on her face. At that very moment I knew what happened. Before the night could go any further I said my goodbyes and got the hell outta dodge. She called me right when I left and asked “Where in the hell did you find him from”. Apparently he got into some odd story about his sad dog. Then she said he air quoted almost every word he said. I don’t think he understood the whole air quote thing. Well, let’s just say my friends never saw this fool again, but I did make him my special in house friend for a while. Bump that nig, had bomb ass head game. LOL
Holla at me: Have you ever met a pretty fool?
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