Ok, so I was having a conversation with a homegirl and she asked me something that just threw me for a loop. She asked if I would ever consider being in an open relationship. *Does a spit take* I was perplexed because she knew the type of person I was, so to ask me that was just crazy. She was looking at me to honestly answer her. Being the selfish bitch that I am I kindly responded in my best Miss. Sophia voice “Hell no”. Then this heffa really went further with it… “Why not”. Well, besides the fact that I never liked to share I can’t see my man having sex with someone else and being OK with it. She confessed to me that she was considering asking her man about starting an open relationship, but was unsure on how to approach the subject. I don’t have much expertise in this subject, but I starting to think about it. I know she’s reading this so…girl I came up with some rules/guidelines that ya’ll asses need to follow. Ol nasty ass…lol j/k…not really.
Many people act differently when it comes to sex. Some are very timid, while others are wild and uninhibited. It’s a fact that we react differently in the bedroom than we do outside of it. Then there are other times it just depends on who’s in your bed. I have certainly just laid there like a sack of potatoes waiting for it to be over with so I can watch Judge Judy. Then there were other times I took control and had him begging for mercy. Your sexual personality does leave a lasting impression with your partner. It determines if you’re worth f*cking or should they call the next one. Here are some common sex personalities that may help and harm your relationship.
So last night I was watching my usual Monday night shows and “Let’s talk about Pep” comes on. If you’re unfamiliar with the show, it’s about Pepa (from Salt -n- Pepa) dishing with her girlfriends about men and dating. Basically, it’s the black boojee/hood women’s Sex in the City. So I was watching the show and one of Pep’s friends Jacque starting discussing her dating downfalls. Jacque is that typical woman that is ready to settle down and instantly start a family. She’s professional and has no time for the game of bullshit. The issue is every time she meets someone, she searches for at least one thing she considers negative and immediately pushes the guy away. This is such a common issue when it comes to women. We say we’re looking for a good thing, but run when it potentially presents itself to us.
I decided to come to you because I don’t know who else to talk to. About a year ago I met this guy and we started dating. Every thing was going great for the first 4 months then he started acting differently. I suspected he was cheating but I wasn’t sure. One day while we were going out to eat I found a condom under the passenger seat. He said that his brother might have accidentally dropped it while he was giving him a lift. I was so naive, I didn’t really press the issue any furthur.
Fellas, we got a serious problem we need to address. Do you know the majority of the women you gave your manhood to has never had an orgasm? Just because she was moaning doesn’t mean you did shit. Hell I moan when I’m streatching…anyone can do it. The fact is most women never really had an orgasm before. I don’t know if I can really blame men for this issue, well half of ya’ll go in there blind as a damn bat. You think if you stick it in and pump really hard she should be satisfied. Naw kid, that shit ain’t it. Women want to get to that point where they feel like their insides are about to burst and their p*ssy starts to quiver. Why should you have all the damn fun?
*Snapping Fingers* Welcome to the Diary of A Mad Guest Blogger. This is a segment where we feature the bloggers that got thangs to say. I want you to give a special hand to Nessa.
Hi and I would like to start by thanking Candy Diaries for letting me guest blog I promise to give you your 5 minutes worth of read, I was told to base it around relationship or sex so I though why not both. Based on personal experience, I’m also throwing in some advice, a little of that never hurt anyone.
I never for the life of me understood why women get involved with a man who’s already in a relationship and expect him to leave his chick for her. I won’t sit here and say that I’ve never got involved with a man that was already taken, but you better believe I had enough sense than to get all my hopes up in his ass. True enough you do meet people you just click with, but when you know that person is with someone else you kinda have to know when to pick your battles. What really kills me is when you get him to leave his chick, then you get mad because you now realized that he ain’t shit. He now “belongs” to you and all the shit he was doing behind his girl’s back, he is now doing to you.
Here is the new version of “We Are The World”. I like it somewhat, but the rapping I could have done without. Plus, why they got all the negro men rapping in autotune? *side eye on that negroism* Enjoy!!!
Oh, the MJ the fact that they let MJ sing his own part was cool. Janet was not needed. *Continue*
*sigh* Yo! Look I don’t know how many times I got to write you a letter, but this shit is getting out of hand man. I heard on the ghetto grapevine that you got your artist Shanell pregnant. Are you for real dude? Like in real life after you got two other fools pregnant around the same time you went a knocked up another chick. Yo can I blame you or can I just blame her dumb ass cause that right there is the dumbest shit I ever heard. What is it about your mediocre ass that has these bitches all stupid over you? I have so tried to figure it out, but I am coming up empty. I assume they fall in love with your talent because you ain’t the cleanliest looking motherf*cker I ever did see.
*Snapping Fingers* Welcome to the Diary of A Mad Guest Blogger. This is a segment where we feature the bloggers that got thangs to say. I want you to give a special hand to The Mystery Lady.
It seems that there are a substantial number of men out there that believe they got that Lexington Steele when in fact they got that Pee Wee Herman…
Honestly fellas I don’t even blame you I blame all these lying ass heffas for misleading you into believing that you had that work when in fact your ass needs to be laid off…and best believe she VERBALLY TOLD you it was “good” and “the best she ever had” and then turned around and clowned your dumb ass to her homegirls recanting every horrible wack detail down to your tightie whities, the weird musk behind your balls, and your lack of rhythm….smmfh
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