Yo, I don’t do Nicki at all but this bitch is killing shit. First Monster now this. If you listen to the second verse that chick is fucking Lil Kim with no dildo. What the hell can Kim say anyway? There is no way you can come back from that. Eminem was cool. This is the Em i remember. Since he got that rapist dark hair color and kicked the drugs he just got so blah. I’m assuming he drank some syrup before he did this song, cause Em is back. Enjoy!
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This blog is dedicated to all of the females out there that need tips and pointers to becoming a master tasting chef. I hope you use these powers for good, not evil.
1.The Taste~The first thing you need to know about semen is, they all don’t taste alike. Your boo can actually control that. Eating fruits like pineapples can actually make the semen taste better. He can’t decide 15 min before the head that he wants to eat the pineapple. That shit will still taste like under Beyonce’s lacefront on a hot Arizona day. You can also pop a tic-tac or a breath mint before the act, that way not only will he getting the sensation of swishing down the Alps, you will cut the taste of the cum that is about to be lodged down your throat.
2. Attention Gaggers~ The best way to swallow cum is to put the head of the dick to the back of your throat. That way once it comes out it just goes straight down. Not only does it cut down the taste, you won’t have to force yourself to let it go down.
3. Just a smidge~ If you don’t want your first time to be a whole bunch of cum in your mouth there is a way you can actually cut down how much he does cum. First, you make a fist and when he’s about to cum you have to place your fist between his balls and his rectum. I heard that really cuts down the amount of semen he let’s loose from his hot body.
4. Hurry Up~ If you’re still having issues swallowing just take one quick gulp. The longer you have it in your mouth sitting there, the more likely you are to gag or throw up. One straight shot back and it should be over.
5. Practice Makes Perfect~ The first time you actually do this, it maybe a little clumsy. You hold the cum too long, or you think too much about it and gag. Either way you’ve learned what not to do for the next time. Or you might learn that semen popping just isn’t for you, and he’ll still give you an “A” for effort, because at least you tried.
This type of activity isn’t for everyone, but there are some people out there might be curious about it. Just remember to don’t overextend yourself. If you really feel uncomfortable with it, you can always stop. Always remember when you have a dick in your mouth, you’re the one in control. If he starts acting like an ass about it, you can always Chris Brown that dick head.
Holla at me: Do you have your own techniques?
I love finding something old and making it new! What better place to do this than at a sidewalk sale, second-hand store and rare find site. Last weekend I attended an amazing sidewalk sale at Estella* Boutique and came across some amazing rare finds. So I thought I’d tell you all the things needed when you are out searching the past that will be so dope in your present!
1. Always have cash, nothing larger than a 20 and keep smaller bills… This allows you to bargain with the sales people. You don’t have to worry about looking for change. 
2. Go with a open mind! You never know what you may come across with an open mind.
3. Check for frequent wear and usage…that maybe a position for talking the price down some.
4. Don’t give up! Don’t get frustrated if you can’t find anything at first glimpse. Your motto dig deeper look harder!
5. Shop until you drop….about 100 bucks! LOL you never need to spend more than 100 dollars on a sidewalk or yard sale unless buying items for the home.
Hopefully these little tips help you greatly! And I invite you to come out and join us at the Charity Designer Bazaar in support of the Lost Ones Foundation this weekend!
Estella* Boutique
1159 Canton Street
Roswell, Ga 30075
770-594-3333
Your fabulous find,
Does sex seem to rule over your relationship more than the love does? It’s like everything is good, but when it comes to the bedroom it trumps everything else. Some people are attached emotionally to sex. If the sex is good, then they’re “in love”. Then you have some people who fall in love first, but then realize they aren’t in love if the sex isn’t as great as it use to be. Once a relationship progresses and becomes routine, sometimes one person in the relationship might get a little too comfortable. They don’t do the things they did in the beginning because basically the honeymoon is now over. The next thing you know the “love” you once shared is almost non-existant because the sex is suffering.
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I’m a huge Sex and the City fan… I mean huge! So remember the episode when Jack Berger broke up with Carrie on a post-it note that he placed on her computer. Click here to view the episode . The episode stuck out in my mind for years. I felt it was beyond wrong then and I still feel it’s beyond wrong NOW!!! Where is okay to do the crap??? What happen to sitting down with a person and respecting them enough to say this isn’t working or I need to work on me to their face. Since I have no filter and in the spirit of complete honest, when I received a break up email (yes a f*ckin email) ! I was completely LIVID! I couldn’t believe nerves of him. Call me crazy but is it completely wrong to say it in person???? I THINK NOT!!!
Continue reading “POST-IT: It’s OVER….” »
I write about oral sex all the time, and I make jokes and what not, but this is a serious post. *Straight face* Oral sex is a serious matter. It actually can make or break a relationship. It’s sad to say but if you refuse to suck some dick and the occasional ball then your ass is gonna get a rude awakening. Men do not tolerate a chick that can’t deliver oral stimulation. I’m not saying he’s gonna stop f*cking with you. Just know that if you’re not doing it, another chick is probably pleasing your man.
Continue reading “Taking It To The Head *Vintage*” »
Coochie rules the world…yea I said it. Hell there ain’t no secret to it’s beauty. As we all know men can never get enough of it. Hell why do you think ya’ll cheat so much? Like the saying goes ain’t nothing better than old pussy, but some new pussy”. With that being said a woman can dominate her man in the bedroom if she knows how to use her kitty kat. Ladies you need to have his ass gripping on the bed for a change. Last year I wrote “Gripping on the bed” talking to the ladies about when his sex so good it makes you wanna slap his momma. Now I wanna discuss taking a man to the point of insanity…at the end of the day we all know that’s the whole reason for having sex. Well it’s mine.
Continue reading “Gripping on the Bed Part Deux” »
Recently, I’ve been hearing about a lot of women being left with nothing after their breakups. They put everything they had into their relationship and he just walks out leaving her whole life upside down. I’m not really talking about breaking their hearts, but more so breaking their bank accounts. Last week alone I’ve heard of three women being left completely broke because the man decided to take every damn thing with him when he left. That made me wonder, do we as women normally put everything into our relationships and don’t think about the “What If” in life? Or do fall so deep in love that we allow our hearts do all the thinking while our brain tries to tell us what we actually need to do? It seems some women just aren’t listening!
Continue reading “Should You Have Break-Up Insurance?” »
So Halloween is fast approaching and who doesn’t love a sweet treat? So here are a few celebrity hits and major misses of Halloween costumes! Maybe you will get a few ideas for yourself.
Continue reading “Trick or Treat…. The Best and Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes” »
Hi V.I.,
I would first like to start off saying that I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the Ask V.I. section! Ok, on to the problem! I am in a relationship with a college basketball player who’s currently finishing up his junior year in college. My baby is a good man who works hard in the classroom and harder on the court. I also am in college working on finishing up my sophomore year. We’re in a long distance relationship now and try to work together to keep things intact. We’ve been officially together a little over a year and a half… we’ve been in a LDR since May of this year. We see each other every 2 months for a couple of days. I just recently flew to see him & spend time at his school.
Continue reading “Ask V.I.~ My Athlete Boyfriend Is TRIPPING… or am I?” »
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