So some of you may have noticed that I’ve slacked on my blogging. *Sigh* Well you’re right. It’s not that I don’t love writing, I think I’ve gone into blogging overload. I need to regroup and come back harder than before. I blame my celibacy and my non dating ass for all this mess, but it’s cool. I’m gonna take the week off and get things together. I’ll be honest as I always am with you guys the state of Candy Diaries is up in the air for me. I’ll just chill this week and come back and see what’s what.
If you would like to suggest some topics that you would like me to touch on, if you would like to submit something for Diary of A Mad Guest Blogger or Ask V.I. send me an email . I’ll be back kids…behave yourself.
Queen Mother aka Creole Princess of All things Beautiful performed “Love on Top” off of her “4″ album and at the end showed off her baby bump. Of course papa Jay in the audience looking like “Yea that’s my bitch.” I just love these two and I am so damn happy that their starting a family. Now if I can get pregnant I will name my baby “Beyonce Queen Creole Brooklyn Taylor” Don’t that shit sound too damn cute?
THE CREOLE PRINCESS OF ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL IS EXPECTING. Yes Beyonce and her hubby Jay-Z are expecting their first child. Beyonce showed up at the MTV Video Music Awards with a flowing red mumu dress looking all I breath the wind in my soul, but then Queen Mother held onto her belly and that shit got real. Apparently Queen Carter announced on the black carpet that she is in fact pregnant with the Carter seed. OMG I am so happy, it feels like I just found out I got knocked up by a billionaire. More details to come….GO QUEEN BEYSUS!
The princess of creole music is back. Ya’ll know I love me some Beesus more than I love men with nice dick bulges. One of my favorite songs “1+1” is finally out and the video is hot. I mean Bey just all glistening singing about her king.
I think some of the most awkward positions make for the best orgasms. I don’t know if it’s just me but the missionary position rarely does anything for me. I’m not saying that sometimes when that d*ck hits the wall I don’t wince from excitement. I’m saying that I can guarantee that laying flat on my back with homie pumping for greatness isn’t gonna make shit happen. I need something different, something complex, well something more me. I think all couples should dare to be different. Doing the same old things in the bedroom can cause the relationship to dwindle. I for damn sure don’t wanna be with a man that thinks being on top and giving 4 good pumps is gonna move my soul. You do some shit like that and I would properly hurt your feelings and break out the toy that will put your dry ass d*ck to shame. I’ve decided to list some of the best positions that can make you cream, buck, and shiver with excitement. FYI…I’m making up some names here so please excuse my terms.
I totally love this song. This is so different for Wayne. I’m sure a lot of women can identify with the words to the song. I really love the video too… It’s a much watch! Enjoy!
Is it just me or sometimes when you put a label on your relationship the whole thing changes? You know; you meet someone and start spending time together. Everything seems to be going in a great direction so you want to take things further. You both decide to become exclusive and now you’re someones girlfriend/boyfriend. The next thing you know what was a wonderful connection starts to turn into something else. The things you did before you put a label on it suddenly become a problem. When you say you’re going out with your friends he automatically get suspicious. If she usually break you down in the bedroom before you made her your main chick, now she just lays there like a stack of pancakes. That’s if she even decides to give you some. Some people do a complete change once they get in a relationship. Is it insecurity or just plain ol control issues?
Tami sho is on the ghetto side and she loves to cuss yo ass out at the drop of a hat, but she tells it like it is. Last night was part 2 of the Basketball Former Groupies turned Baby Mommas Reunion show. It was a tad bit boring, but of course Tami and Meeka “I need some face wipes” Claxton brought 10 mins worth of drama. Tami read Meeka’s ass like a Zane novel. Meeka started chatting gibberish about how she pops bottles in the club. Ya’ll know she’s talking about Sam’s Club right? Meeka tried to throw that her and husband Speedy got matching Championship rings. Chile the second Tami heard that she killed it with this comment “Bitch even niggas on injury reserve got that shit.” Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa so basically Speedy is just a filler lmao. I thought there whole back and forth was funny.
Supermodel Jessica White did an interview with Necole Bitchie basically explaining why she’s decided not to be with a man intimately. I totally understand what Jessica is saying because I’ve been saying it for years. We as women don’t realize the power we hold within ourselves. We give up so much of ourselves because of men, we don’t realize exactly what we’re giving up. It took me a long time to realize this and like Jessica I’ve abstained from sex until I find someone worthy to experience all of me. Not just sexually, but emotionally and spiritually.
If he’s not willing to wait until you’re ready, he’s not the right one for you. There is power in that pussy of yours, and until you start respecting it men will disrespect you. Like Jessica said she’s not saying all women need to follow in her direction, but you do need to understand what it is that you have. I believe this comes with age because 10 years ago, this seemed like the most ridiculous thing…me celibate? Chile please….but as I went through relationships I realized that I allowed too little and give too damn much. The one’s that got it didn’t deserve me.
We allow men to take away what should be precious to us for what???? If a man really wants you, he will be there no pussy and all. He has to prove that he’s worthy of not only it but you. It’s not easy at all because sex is a natural thing, but you have to step back and see that giving up the snatch to Tom, Dick then Harpo does not make you a woman. Being a woman is a blessing by God and with that blessing he has given us powers that we could only dream of. It’s up to us to realize that. Ladies it’s time to take our pussies back!
Holla at me: What do you think of Jessica’s interview?
“Damn girl so why are YOU single?” Do you know how many times I hear that question? It’s like a man just can’t believe that an attractive woman *flips hair* can be single. Is it that or is it that some people feel that if you’re single and attractive something must be wrong with you? Maybe it’s the fact when people say they’re single, they’re really not as single as they appear to be. They must have a friend on the side or something. No one is single by choice right? There a lot of women out here that start out single by choice and end up single by chance. We refuse to settle when we know we deserve more. So now I’m wondering does our refusal not to settle leaving us undateable?
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