So as we all know, I am staying away from peen right now. It was my choice to do so, but I think I’ve been setting myself up for failure. Although I think dick is the devil, there is something so magical about it. I don’t know if it’s the color, or the way it curves slightly to the left, or the way it feels when it’s hard as a brick. Hmmmm I don’t know, but dick is a helluva drug. And with that being said, I think dick slips should be allowed.
Now I know you’re asking yourself what the hell is a dick slip. * I make up my own terminology for matters such as this* Basically, a dick slip involves heavy ass foreplay and the slip of the dick. Get a few good strokes in, and get the hell out. Now you’re probably saying to yourself “Isn’t that torturing yourself”. Well, yes my dears it is. You see, I have this thing about seeing how far I can allow myself to go before I say “No, I can’t. I’m not having sex right now”. Knowing that I wanna straddle his ass and take the dick that rightfully belongs to me. *Sigh* Imagine, he’s all over you nibbling on that left ear, kissing your neck. Working his way down to your….um *clearing throat*. What was I talking about?
Oh yea…the mighty dick slip. The one problem with a dick slip is the other person. Majority of the time they’re not aware that they are in a dick slip situation, and may get a little agitated when ask to stop. He probably will get mad and start to curse, or he might try for an hour to get the full dick f*ck treatment. By that time you’re already calm, and you just want him to leave so you can pull out your vibrator. Either way, the dick slip is gonna ruin both parties evenings, because you’re not allowing your sex organs to be as great as they need to be. Once they see each other, they know what their jobs entail and preventing that just makes them mad. I’m a teaser, so if I need to tease him while endangering my sex drive so be it. I can take a dick slip, but I don’t need no damn dick sex. Keep it…I can’t afford you getting sprung and shit. Maybe I should keep my shit to myself then.
Yea no dick slips for V.I. no sir….I am off the smack
sunshyne84
Comment made on October 12, 2010 @ 1:40 pm
Giirrrl please!
thacomputa
Comment made on October 10, 2011 @ 9:24 am
That's just wrong! D*ck slips are not a good idea! Ladies please don't go there. If you don't want to do it, then don't even play around. I'm getting pissed just thinking about it!