Folks, have you ever just wanted to strangle someone? Or just take you right hand and make face to palm contact? Well, I call that having a BITCH FIT. When someone or something has pissed you off so bad, you just want to do bodily harm. I wanted to get out my bitch fit on my blog because I think I’m too pretty to go to jail. This post is actually for all of us that has had a trying week and someone tried to f*ck with your sanity. If you want to get it out leave it in the comment section you can tell the story or just say “F*ck you bitch at the bank”. Just get that bitch fit over with so you can enjoy your weekend.
My bitch fit is brought to you by a gas station hoe. Now this actually happened last week, but I saw that oddly shaped hoe today so I wanted to vent. Last week while I was under the flu and I ran over to the grocery store to cop some meds. While I was out I realized I I needed to get some gas because I still had to get my ass to work the next day. The gas station was packed so I decided to wait in line. The car at the pump was finished and I was next in line. I realized my tank was on the opposite side so I tired turning around so I can back up to the pump. Out of no where here comes this car equipped with a bitch that tried to take my gas pump. So here I am backing up and this heffa with the bad  $12.99 clearance wig was coming in forward. I looked at this bitch like she done lost her mind and she’s looking at me like “bitch you better move”. Well I threw my f*cking car in park and sat my nasal congested ass right there. She’s honking her horn and I shouted “Come do something if you think your gutta” from my car. I wasn’t moving and that bitch damn sure wasn’t moving me. Another pump was available so I guess being the quitter she is, she went to that pump instead. I reversed and got the hell out my car. That chick refrained from looking at me, but I made sure she heard me call her robust ass out her name. Hell I even snapped a photo of this roundhouse bitch. I got my gas and got the hell on.
I decided to write about this because that shit was so damn rude. I was there clearly before her ass and she thought she was gonna come and Debo me out of my damn space. I know ya’ll saying “V.I. it was just a gas tank”. Well it wasn’t just a gas tank to me. That bitch was trying to test my ass. I was running a fever and on medication and freezing my ass off. I was pissed that on my work from home day I had to go into the office. Yo f*ck that gas statation hoe. Oh, I’ve posted her pic in case any of ya’ll see this….
<————————- Big Bitch from up the street
If you have anything to get off your chest, feel free to bitch fit with me.
Smooches
V.I.
Laya
Comment made on March 5, 2010 @ 10:27 am
OMG ROFL you did not put that girl’s pic up on the internet. That is so funny. She was wrong for that anyway. I can imagine you beating her ass with snot coming down your nose. LMAO I love this bitch fit blog.