Men kill me when their trying to get their fruit waxed. “Aww baby you don’t have to suck it, but just give it a little kiss”. Bwahahahahahahaha! Negro please, don’t you know if a woman wanted to suck on the lolli you wouldn’t have to ask her. This is 2010, women go for what they want and regret nothing. This isn’t high school where you have to bribe a chick into giving you brain…grow the f*ck up son.
Men, if you do end up with a woman that plays along with your little game and then regrets the dick suck; you need to fire her quick fast and in a hurry. There is no need to have a chick in the role of a lifetime, if her audition sucked..lol no pun intended. I’m not saying you have to get a professional sucker of dick, but you need to pick out the superstar in your cast of thousands. Someone who understands her job, and practices and practices until she out-shines your expectations. Or you can get a professional, but then you have to deal with egos and shit and then she’s telling you what she won’t do and when she won’t do it. Who needs the hassle anyway?
All I’m saying is, pick the real women from the fake broads. A real woman who is secure with herself and her abilities, and has no problem taking the dick to the head. An unsure chick would debate in her mind over and over, then if she actually does it she acts like the shit got Sars on it. The poor dear will be afraid to grip it, she’ll hold it with her index and thumb fingers and look at it like Michigan J. Frog is gonna jump out and sing “Hello My Baby”. Come on now…..
Holla at me: Ladies, when you’re giving oral for the first time do you try to do the best job you can? Fellas if she is doing the best job she can, do you notice?
NaturallyAlise
Comment made on May 20, 2009 @ 7:13 am
I agree in this day of age no one should be falling for the kiss the head nonsense. Anyway with me before sex is ever had I find out what that person does and does not do and offer the same info. I think couples should talk before they ever hit the bedroom. Saves a lot of irritation down the line and just makes better sense i think… this has led to me having a very fulfilling sex life…
Mz Glam
Comment made on May 20, 2009 @ 7:19 am
i don't kno about anyone else i try do do better than my last performance whether its with the same dude or a new one. not saying I'm a pro but i kno a lil sumtin
ODARA
Comment made on May 20, 2009 @ 8:54 am
I believe in giving a man what he wants. Because you better believe he'll be the first to find it else where…
lmao…but to answer the question…No I'm not gonna be on his throne like a 6 medal Olympic champ the FIRST time…Just enough to make him wanna come back for more…
Sincerely Serious
Comment made on May 20, 2009 @ 10:49 am
LOL @ Michigan J Frog **DEAD**
Natashababie
Comment made on May 20, 2009 @ 3:53 pm
I'm with Odara. I give him just enough to make him come back for more for the first time. Then he gets the good stuff I work it up and keep giving a little more each time. I believe you got to keep him wanting it, cant let it get boring. But for me I dont give my best performance until I know I am about to break up with him. At that time I go all.
Anonymous
Comment made on October 31, 2009 @ 5:04 am
LOl Natasha…, shame on you but I do the same thing
KI
Comment made on March 2, 2010 @ 2:10 pm
My favorite line right here…
“There is no need to have a chick in the role of a lifetime, if her audition sucked…”
MESSAGE!
GoodasGal
Comment made on March 2, 2010 @ 11:16 pm
Same goes for a dude sayin “lemme jus put the head in”…bitchass ninjas man di fuck up. That’s all I could think about while reading this.