Here we are with another edition of Candy Licker. I was thinking what can I possibly talk about that I haven’t touched on already regarding oral stimulation? Then it came to me while watching porn…SLOPPY BLOW JOBS. Now I think this is on a dick to dick basis, but sometimes the only way to spice up the dick suck is to make that shit as wet as possible. Sure his dick might be a little tardy for the party, but sucking on that 5 dollar foot long might breath some much needed life in that thing.
I HATE to be told what to do, so if I’m with my boo and he tells me to make it wet I automatically rebel. Can you tell I have authority issues? Ladies, do not follow my example. If your man asks you to make it juicy, do that shit. Sex is about pleasing each other, and if you don’t please him then you’re having one sided sex. Who wants that shit? There are times that you just can’t help but to make it juicy. So you’re with him and he whips it out. The minute he does your mouth starts salivating. It’s thick, the right shade of black, and the shit got a head on it that can catch Superhead off guard. The minute you put your lips to it, the dick is sweating from your juices. When this happens you really don’t have control of your mouth anymore. Once your mouth starts running water, your dick suck goes over the top. You’re sucking it like a hungry baby begging for breast milk. Ok sorry for that analogy, but hey it seemed to fit at the time. Don’t judge me! When it’s slippery you find yourself doing all kinds of nasty ass shit. Now this is the thing I can’t take. Spit all over the fucking place. I know it gives a better effect when it’s wet, but why you gotta have spit all on your eye lids? That’s just nasty.
Then you got the unmotivated dick suck. You know the one where you rather have your tubes tied by a Vet than to have his member in your mouth. It’s his birthday or he got his middle of the month check, whatever it is you give him a little something. Even though you don’t really care to be down there long you try to put on a little show for him, but the dick is still dry as a bone. At this point you can’t produce any juices and his dick aint really making any so, skip it. I don’t see the point in continuing anyway, all you’re gonna do is give yourself cotton mouth. And I don’t know about you but I don’t think dick suck cotton mouth is cute. Do you?
If you’re an over-achiever be the best dick sucker you can be. You only have one chance to make a great first impression. If you’ve sucked to no avail, you don’t need to worry your pretty little head over it anymore. Some dicks just aren’t made for some women. You can’t force it. If you have a juicy one that makes not only your mouth water, but your coochie cream with pleasure go all out on that man. Most women wish they can get that shit going on in their lives on a regular basis. It’s not only his dick, it now belongs to you. Be proud of it!
