There is nothing worse than a man that has no clue how to eat pussy. He gets down there and acts like he’s in a pussy eating contest, and whoever finishes first gets $50.00 and a pack of Newport’s. I’m not saying a man should be the pussy eating king of the Midwest, but you do have to know how to please your woman. Fellas, like I tell women; when you have something in your mouth your in control. Your goal is to please her, but you also want to please yourself. Oral sex is an art form and learning the ways of stimulation can be beneficial in any relationship.
The one thing I hate with a man that goes down is lack of creativity. So I’m lying there, you get between my legs and lick me for a good 30 min. That’s all well and good and if you’re doing it right you will get my gewy goodness on your mouth, but I need you to put my ass in other positions. Do something that makes me feel your tongue deeper. One position that gives him total access is called the Forbidden Fruit. Basically this position is great because he can catch your front and back door. The woman has to lie on her front, and with her legs spread eagle for easy access, and a pillow should be propped under her. This is to actually give you leverage and make it easier for you to get to her pussy and her ass swiftly. Now all you have to do is get behind and get to eating. She can’t see what you’re doing, so you basically can switch from one hole to the other or use your tongue one place and your fingers another. You’re never too old to be a finger-er. LOL
One of my favorite positions is when I sit on his face. I know you’re saying “Ewww V.I damn TMI”. Bitch if you ain’t realize this shit yet, I’m here to help your ass out. Fellas, when you allow a woman to sit on your face, you don’t understand the view from up there. Just seeing him under me, eyes closed, eating like a Somalian orphan makes me warm and oh so tender inside. While you’re licking, she’s hopefully grinding those hips. Not too hard or fast though. Ladies, you have to remember even though he is pleasing you, you want to make the experience a pleasant one for him. If you’re going crazy gyrating and shit with no regards to him, you make fuck around and suffocate the poor lad. Grab his head for balance and rock your hips back and forth. Just tease his mouth with it. Once he sticks his tongue in there and tongue fucks you, there will be nothing but pussy liquid all over his mouth. That’s a good sign fellas.
It’s not hard to learn how to give your woman oral sex. Sometimes you just have to go by process of elimination. If you’re giving her head and she picks up an Ebony magazine and starts reading an article on “How to be a Diva on a budget”, you ain’t doing shit for her. Right there, you know that fast lick move on the clit isn’t cutting it. If you suck on the clit, and you realize that her eyes are now rolling back in her head, you’ve found something that works. I hope you’ve learned a lot of useful information today. That’s what I’m here to do, help one pussy/dick at a time. *Hugs* you’re gonna be ok. Don’t be afraid now that you’re on your own; I’ve given you the tools that you need to survive the cold cruel world of oral pleasure.
