One of the dumbest things a person can do is getting caught cheating. It’s not the fact that they’re cheating; it’s the way they leave evidence all over the place. If you’re not good at cheating, your ass doesn’t need to do it. I’ve heard some of the dumbest ways people were caught cheating, and then get upset when they got caught. If you were smart in the beginning you would have your cake and eating it too. I’m going to share the top 5 best cheating mistakes men make.
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So last night while on twitter I saw this tweet: “Tionna Smalls telling females to keep at least 3 dudes at a time while dating is the same reason why they’ll remain single”. Now since it is Date Week on the site I thought this would be a great topic to discuss. I got into a debate with the person who tweeted that *which happens to be a man*, because he feels when you’re dating someone you’re in a relationship. I totally disagreed because I feel to date allows you to have options. A person can date more than one person, because until you’re in an exclusive relationship with them you’re still single. Many people will view this topic differently, but just because we’ve been going out are we automatically a “couple”?
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Ok, everyone gets nervous on first dates. You can’t really help it. This shows if you can really enjoy being around the person in a more intimate setting. When it comes to dating, people do one of two things 1) pretend to be a tamer version of themselves or 2.) Show you who they really are and if you like it you like it if you don’t well screw you. Once the first day goes off without a hitch, the second date goes a bit smoother because you’ve gotten the initial butterflies out of the way. Like all things in life sometimes things happens that you can’t control. If you know that you want to have a second, please refrain from doing things that can make the first date be your last.
Show up late~ I am very impatient and very punctual when I need to be. I can’t stand waiting on someone. One of the worst things you can do is show up late for a date. I definitely will have an attitude. Hell I might just leave before you show up. If you are running late, contact the person and let them know and say why you’re running late. Showing up late with no explanation shows me that you don’t care about other people’s time.
Ramble about your ex~ Ladies, this is something we are guilty of sometimes. When we hear the question “So what happened with your last relationship” we automatically go into “Oh that dude makes me sick” blah blah blah. Remember, dating is like a job interview. You’re sizing up one another to see if you can be a possible candidate for the job. If you go in there focused on the chick your ex got knocked up your date will see that you’re still stuck in the past and still can’t let go.
Ask Her to Go Dutch~ I’m sorry, but a man should pay for the first date. If you dare fix your mouth to ask me to pay half I am walking the hell out. It’s just good manners to pay for the date. I don’t care who asked who, a man should pay. If you do have a second date maybe we can go dutch or even I pay for it…just being fair. If this is the first time we’re out and you look at me like “Your half of the dinner comes up to $50.00 plus tax” I’m done. That has actually happened to me one time. I was one a double date with one of my friends and apparently her date didn’t have any money. My date whispered to me “Well since my homeboy can’t pay for his dinner can you and your homegirl pay for your meals”. I looked at that man he had a horn growing out his forehead. My friend and I looked at each other gave the waitress our credit cards…signed them and walked the heck out. Leaving both those broke fools at the table counting pennies. Then he had the nerve to text me “Why did you leave? Are you mad at me?” He never saw me again. It’s not about being a gold digger. Why would you take someone out and you know you don’t have the means to pay? See I got mad all over again, with his wack a$$.
Apparently Soap Don’t Work On You~ Have you ever been around someone for the first time and they stink to high heaven? I mean your nose start to burn because of the stench that is emitting from their body? Please perform the necessary hygiene procedures before coming on a date. I remember one guy was so damn stank when I met him. *Yes I said stank*. I hugged him and I started coughing. That definitely didn’t give him a chance for a second date. If you don’t know how to take a proper shower, don’t try seeking out a romantic partner until you learn. You will never get anyone smelling the way you smell.
Silence Isn’t always golden~ If you just don’t know how to hold a conversation then what’s the point of dating? Dating is when two people try to get to know each other to see if they’re a good fit. If I’m trying to gauge you with conversation and you give me one word answers, how is that getting to know you? All you really have on a date is conversation so that determines everything. If you’re silent I feel like you’re not interested in me. If that’s the case we can end the date right now…no harm, no foul.
Facebooking and Tweeting the Play by Play~ I am the twitter queen. I put everything on twitter…well not everything. It’s pretty funny when you share certain events with your followers, but when you’re updating every 5 mins in the middle of your date that’s a problem. Your phone needs to be on silent or in the off position. You need to give the other person your undivided attention. If you’re constantly checking your phone and texting under the table, we can’t hang. It shows me that social networking has taken over your life and this could potentially be an issue in the future. Plus it’s just so damn rude.
Not paying attention~ What’s the main goal when on a date? Listen to the other person….right. So if you’re on a date and you’re not paying attention, then you don’t need to be on that date. You need to be an active listener. If he says something, respond, ask a question or disagree. You’re showing that you’re interested in what the other person has to say and it’s not going in one ear and out another.
They invented forks for a reason~ Please learn how to eat properly when out with civilized people. If you’re at a dinner table and you’re picking up food with your fingers…that’s a problem. I always talk about “safe foods” when it comes to dating. For instance; I will never order ribs on a date because there is no way anyone can look cute eating ribs in public. I order “safe food” like a chicken salad or something. You can’t get messy with a bowl of lettuce and chicken. The less mess, the less I look like I was raised in a field of rabid wolves devouring a goat.
*Bonus* This one is probably one of the biggest turn offs. If you know that your ass cannot handle liquor, don’t drink it on a date. Some people drink liquor on a date to loosen up and kill the nerves, but the faster you drink the faster you get drunk. If you’re out with a man and he’s holding your hair back while you throw up, be prepared to never see him again. If you like him…stay away from the Patron shots.
If you were on a date, what would your date do to make you not want to seem him/her again?
It’s really sad when you’re dating someone that clearly isn’t dating you. I know a bunch of women who are in pretend relationships with men that aren’t even claiming them in public. Ladies, if a man denies knowing you to his homies, you’re not the chick he’s involved with. The sad part is women bitch and complain about this, yet they can’t stick up for themselves and leave. Why would you want someone who obviously doesn’t want you? You hear about him booed up with this chick and that chick, but no one ever runs around the hood saying he’s booed up with you. Why do women chose to “date” the men, they know they really won’t claim them?
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So apparently I missed this memo, but when did men stop dating? I know I’m not the only one who missed this because a lot of women I’ve talked to are wondering the same thing. I mean back in the day if a guy was interested in you he would ask you out on a date. Now if a dude is “interested” he wants you to come to his crib so you can “talk”. Da hell am I coming to your house for young man? There is only one reason a man tries to get you to his house when he first meets you, and it’s not to hear about you growing up with your 5 brothers. So why is this happening all of a sudden? Is it that it’s a recession and men are trying to save their pennies? Is it because the ratio to men and women is so great that taking all these bitches out on a date can get pretty costly? Or is it just that no matter how much they’re feeling a girl, if he can get her to drop her panties as soon as possible he has done his job as a man?
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This week I’ve decided to make Date Week here at Candy Diaries because Spring has sprung which means Dating Season has begun. All the posts will be dedicated to Dating and what comes along with it. If you have any dating horror stories you would like to share hit me up here and your story just might be posted on Candy Diaries. Enjoy!
I may be in the minority on this, but I don’t characterize a person watching porn as cheating. I’ve heard so many women tell me, they don’t understand why their men are into porn and it is destroying their relationships. Really? I’m sorry I just don’t see the big deal with it. Am I just missing something, or I have a problem as well? Do I need P.L.A *Porn Lovers Anonymous*?I really don’t consider porn as cheating; matter of fact porn can help your relationship rather than destroy it.
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Thanks to the elderly Asian Lady aka Mike Jackson for the visual aid.
This is the height of bullshit right here. It has always perplexed me when a man cheated with someone that looked like they rolled over and died in a pile of shit, then rose from the dead 8 days later. Yea I’m talking about those broke down heffas that don’t even match up to you. Face looks like they got ran over by a monkey on a bicycle. For instance this elderly asian woman in the pic, the minute I see my man cheating with someone looking like this, I think I might actually take a second and question my sexy , because DAMN. lmao
I don’t promote cheating, but if you cheat on me do it with a bad ass bitch. I mean a chick that I could look at and say “Damn, I can see why he did that shit.” *Pause, No Ellen*. I’m just saying that a man sometimes picks the chick on welfare and 8 kids by 10 daddies, when he has a woman that has his back and can put it down in the bedroom. So what if she nags, that’s her way of showing love. An old beau of mine cheated on me with a bitch that gave the crypt keeper a run for his money. When I saw the chick the only thing I could do was laugh. I just never in all my days expected THAT. I don’t know if some men have low self-esteem and threatened by a woman that has her head on straight so he has to hook up with a chick that needs all the help she can get. I assume a man thinks a woman that has her shit together can leave him at any time, but a chick that needs a man won’t leave. Fellas what the hell is that about?
Women on the other hand, cheat up from their men. Women who cheat do so because of one of three things 1.The guy is fine as hell. 2. He got more money than you *yes underneath it all women are vain* 3. Looking at his dick we know that he can fuck us with delight. See women although very simple, are very specific. The test run has to have something going for himself that makes women even think of cheating. If her man is all that and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, homegirl is not gonna step outside of that relationship. If she does she is a dumb ass and needs her man ganked by someone that knows how to treat him mo betta.
So, the moral of the story is: Love the one you’re with. If you don’t want them, be honest and let them know. I always say this; if one of my relationships ends, he is just leaving room for the right man to come into my life and vice versa. If you find love with a chick that looks like Godzilla on acid and extra strength laxatives, more power to you. Just know I will be laughing at you behind your back. Hell knowing myself I will laugh in front your face, *sigh* that’s just my nature.
Holla at me: Have you ever been cheated by your boo with someone with scattered features?
I’ve decided to dedicate this week at Candy Diaries, Cheat Week. All week my blogs will be dedicated to cheating in all aspects; the good, the bad, and the crazy. If you have any cheating topic ideas, you can email me at candydiaries@gmail.com. Also, I’ve added a playlist of some of the best cheating songs that my crew over at twitter and facebook mentioned. We’re going in this week people.
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