You’ve got a big date coming up this weekend. You’ve been seeing this person for a while and you’re not sure if this is the day when she’ll finally come to your house for that night cap. Just in case this is the night when she agrees to come home with you, make sure that your apartment is date-ready.
Roommate arrangements
If you live with roommates, make sure that you have an agreement about keeping common areas clean. There is nothing worse than bringing someone home and finding a big sloppy mess that someone else made. If you tend to go out on Friday nights and he stays in and orders pizza and plays video games, be sure to let him know the nights that you have the potential of bringing a date home. Sure, she won’t mind meeting your roommate, but she didn’t come home with you to play Portal 2 with your roommate. Set up an agreement that after either of you brings a date home, the other will exit the common living area and give you some privacy. She may want to come to your bedroom eventually, but having that as the only private option is not good.
Fill the Fridge
Have something around that you can offer her. She’s probably not going to want a cold piece of pizza and a can of Budweiser. Put a few diet sodas in the fridge and get a decent bottle of red wine. Pay attention to what drinks she orders when you’re out and have some of that around. Likewise, some simple cheese and crackers or something to offer her to eat is nice. Chances are she won’t want to eat, but it’s nice to have it ready.
Clear the bookshelves
If you have a fine porn collection and Playboys that date back to 1983, that’s great. I’m impressed. But she’s not going to be. Put the porn away. Sex toys too.
Hide the exes
Likewise, put away all the photos of you and your last girlfriend. It’s okay that you were in a relationship previous to her, but if she sees pictures of you two together, she’s going to think you’re still hung up on her. Also, check the fridge photos. Is there anything on there you don’t want her to see? Something revealing from your frat party days? Something sexist or nasty? Take those down too. You want to make a good first impression.
Pick up the place
Yes, clean. Vacuum the floor. Do the dishes. Put clean sheets on the bed. Put the dirty clothes in a hamper and in the closet, out of sight. Pick up the dog toys and put your softball equipment in the garage. Make your apartment look the way your mom always wanted your room to look when you were a kid. And for heaven’s sake, make sure the bathroom is clean!
Light the mood
Those overhead lights are too harsh. Make sure you’ve got some lamps that you can put dim and maybe even some candles.
Set the mood with music
Have a sexy mix ready on your ipod that you can pop on to set the musical mood.
Author Bio: Chris Juneau is an avid blogger. He adds a male voice to discussion about dating and relationships. He currently blogs with OnlineDatingSites.net

Laycock: v. the act of begging for sex. “So when you gonna cum lay with me?”
Being a strong minded woman, who knows what she wants, especially when it comes to sex, I’m all for men being dominant and assertive. The kind of man who has no qualms about telling me exactly what he wants, and that his want is me, not in the dutty, feel up my ass and attempt to brush up against my boobs way, but the eyes locking, hair tingling, “I want to make you feel good”, smooth bedroom voice way.
But there seems to be a new breed of man, infiltrating the scene, the type of man we may all be able to relate to, the pussy beggar.
Now, we’re so used to hearing about chicks, begging for dick like crack heads beg for a hit, ringing down a man’s phone’s talking about “I don’t care, your boy’s can hit it too”, I honestly didn’t think there would be a male equivalent, the innocence in me thought only chicks pulled that bullshit, until I met Cleveland Indian.
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I want you
To have my first and my last child
But not now
I’m not done playing around
I’m not saying that
I don’t wanna stick around
I want to stick you…and every cutie in the town
Okay, so I’m doing this guest blogger thing cuz I was talking with some friends, and one said she’s still waiting to experience her first “O”. My heart sank. Almost literally. It does that each and every time I hear a woman say she’s never had an orgasm. I really don’t know what my life would be without them.
When it comes to sex & all things sexually related, I say try it once
and then decide if you like it. After all it’s about getting as much
pleasure as you can. So, under that motto I embarked on a journey that
I can truthfully say I will not venture again.
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*Snapping Fingers* Welcome to the Diary of A Mad Guest Blogger. This is a segment where we feature readers/bloggers that got thangs to say. I want you to give a special hand to “That Chick”.
I’ve been hooked on the Diary and I thought I should share this with my fellow readers. Okay…I never thought it would come to this but heterosexual men today are scant. Now as a black female, sadly it appears that black heterosexual’s are far and in between. The reason for this lack of straight men is inexplicable. I don’t know if it’s because we women aren’t keeping it tight enough or that it’s in the blood. Now what I am about to say may make or break the relationship you are in right now as it did mine. Hopefully your relationship withstands this test.
My dick. I don’t want to brag.In fact, I’ll make this anonymous, to prove my point that..My JOINT is big. How do I know? Well I didn’t always know this…Until I noticed…. that every chick I kicked it with, would make a comment, like…
Alright, I want to write about f*cking. Can I do that? Can I write about f*cking without feeling like I’m some lost hedonistic socially irresponsible sexist pig? Can I do that? Sure, I enjoy making love just a much as my more reserved brethen do. In fact, I probably do the caring, caressing thing more often than I do the pull your hair, bite your neck, push my penis into your cervix through your mouth thing. BUT…every now and then…I need to release an aspect of my Self sexually.
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You can’t just go around swinging a home run after getting all hot & bothered with Mister or Misses New New and then wonder why you can’t make it to Date #2 or getting a phone call afterwards. Smarten up so that you get what YOU want out of the deal…Before you make that permanent decision to go “all the way” with that new bait that you had a great time with, be sure that you know what you want.
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