Oh lawd geesus! The Real “Housewives” of Atlanta is back with another season and this shit right here looks so damn good. Like many of you I’m an RHOA fan and I just love all the silly simple shit these chicks do. They’re all messy as hell and I love that whole ratchet ass aspect of it. So last week Bravo released an extended trailer and I got so excited I damn near pee’d myself. You have to watch the video below to get the full measure of my excitement. Chile I am soooooooooooooo ready.
I really don’t like BET and it’s representation of black folk, but I must admit “Being Mary Jane” the movie was Everything. “Being Mary Jane” the movie (pilot episode) premiered over a month ago on BET with over 4 million viewers and because of that it will become a regular series show on the network. Rumor has it that the show will pick back up in January of 2014, but I don’t know how true that is, but they’ve leaked two trailers and baby my ass got excited all over again.
Rolling Out has reported that Chris Kelly of the rap group Kris Kross was found dead in his home. He was only 34 years old. No more information has been released at this time.
I am truly saddened by this news because Kris Kross was and is still one of my favorite groups. They were a major part of my childhood and this news only makes me realize that life can change in an instant. I will keep you informed on the details as they are released.
It’s backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Well not yet, but the wait is almost over. Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta is finally back for Season 2 and the drama is sure to follow. VH-1 and the ring leader of all of things ratchet Mona Scott-Young decided to tease us with this little clip. I hate a damn tease, because all they do is getting you all moist and give you just enough to shut you up. I don’t know what the hell this season has in store but we can be sure our favorite threesome Joseline Hernandez, Stevie J and Mimi Faust won’t disappoint. Ya’ll know I am here for this show. So be sure to be in front of your tv on April 22nd cause the ratchet is coming back to da “A”.
Chile yesterday I drank the sweetest tea I ever had. The words “Kenya asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Bitch I damn near died from laughing. Ok here’s the spillage of the tea. Walter Jackson who’s Kenya Moore’s “love interest” on RHOA went to our local radio station and hung Kenya’s ass out to dry. Apparently Ms. Moore and Mr. Jackson truly dated…3 years ago for only 3 months. Kenya called him and asked him to pretend to be her boo thang on tv. I guess she wasn’t down for looking pathetic on tv, which she failed at by the way. Any way Walter spilled all the juice and now Kenya is probably at her rented home sitting with some toothpaste on her face from her acne breakout. You know stress does that to you. I got the videos…my boo in my headFunky Dinevagot the whole interview so you know I had to share it with my peoples. This is getting good and messy. I like this.
Now you know why Walter didn’t seem to give no sorts of fuck about Kenya. That whole “we’re getting married” shit threw him for a loop too. By the way if you had any doubt that Kenya was bat shit crazy…you’ve just been proven wrong *whispers* You’re welcome.
There are two videos so be sure to watch them all.
I will admit that I created this post prematurely. I prayed upon all the fallen stars on Mother Earth that our President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden will have 4 more years to continue their work. This election was a very stressful one and by God I am so happy that it’s over. The President gained over 270 Electoral votes he needed over Republican candidate Mitt Romney. In my opinion Mr. President needed to have the opportunity to try to fix the issues. For all the people that went out to the polls to make their voices heard, that was beautiful. No matter who you voted for, just to have your voice heard is a wonderful feeling.
Again Congratulations to President Obama and the beautiful women in his life.
Last night was the Season 5 premiere of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and all I can say is the sun was shining so bright cause all those bitches were under the shade. I think this was the Shade episode because no matter the conversation a tinge of shade was thrown, but hey these are the shade driven women of good ol shady ass Atlanta so I shouldn’t have expected anything less. Anyway, in good Candy Diaries fashion I’ve decided to my rundown of sorts of the show. If you missed it, then here you go.
Oh lort, oh lort…the drama gonna be an epic one this season on the Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5. This is one of the best Real Housewives franchises, because the drama is always on 10. This season they’ve added 2 new additions and these chicks ain’t got the good sense that God gave em. He by Sheree is out…shit let’s be real bitch had no storyline. Watching a scene with He by Sheree was like watching paint dry in the rain. The shit was never interesting.
So Miss USA (Kenya Moore) and the granddaughter of civil rights leader Hosea Williams (Porsha Stewart) are the two additions. Porsha is recently married to a football player and Kenya has no husband, but we know being married or a parent does not exclude you from being on the Real Housewives of Anything. The original cast members Phaedra Cynthia, Nene and Kandi are still yucking it up. Nene has gotten too Hollywood for this show in my opinion. If she wants to be considered a serious actress she needs to ditch this shit. By the way her show “The New Normal” is one of my favs. She’s actually pretty good, but I digress. Kim will make guest appearances here and there. I guess she was tired of being around all the blackness. I’m glad… Kim got unfunny when she met ol Hillbilly Jim (Croy), and nobody can’t tell me her oldest daughter wasn’t fucking, I digress again.
Check out the trailer for the new season. Chile shit gonna be juicy and it seems that Kenya is the center of it all. I always knew that bitch was crazy. You can tell by them eyes. Any way, let me know what you think.
Ok, so you’ll heard that Chris and his girl thang Kakaroachie broke up right? Well she “ended” it on twitter, but apparently he’s now saying that he gave her them walking papers. Either way these two are over and done. I guess she was tired of being made a fool of because Chris just stopped giving many solid fucks about her feelings a long time ago. Chris has reportedly been seeing Ri Ri and not on the sly. They were seen all hugged up and shit in the club a few days ago. I told you they were still bumping that penis and vagina together.
Chris filmed this mini doc taxi cab confessions video, drunk as fuck getting all in his feelings. He’s confused that he loves two women at the same damn time. I’ve definitely been there, but this video just seems too much. Check it out and be the judge.
I’ve been on all sides of this coin and the shit is a difficult pill to swallow All I know is Chris and Ri will never leave each other alone…well until they end up killing each other. Kakaroachie will continue tweeting about this experience because let’s face it, no one knew what a Kakaroachie was until she hooked up with him. I’m not heartless. Do I feel bad for her…kinda. Do I think she deserves better… Yes. Do I think she’s dumber than a box of rocks…yes. This chile knew Chris was doing Chris, but yet she stayed. Throughout all the bullshit…she stayed. Was she in denial…maybe. Shit Ray Charles could see that Chris was cheating…and his ass been dead for how many years now? The fact is she needed him more than he needed her, so she stayed. Every time he fucked up, she got broke off. Those material things don’t mean shit when you’re being publicly disrespected and humiliated. Now she on twitter tweeting all kinds of bullshit looking sympathy. Chile twitter got the harshest people alive. That bitch getting wrecked as I type this at 2:11 am. She don’t have nobody other than twitter to talk to? I mean bitch get off the innanets and call Iyanla or something. You looking real funky right now, but I’ll shed a thug tear for you boo.
Holla at me: What are/were your thoughts about this love triangle? Have you ever identified one of your past situations with this? Well minus the ass whooping.
If you didn’t catch Oprah’s Next Chapter with Usher I got you. I know I told ya’ll to watch it yourselves, but I told myself that for the rest of the year I would calm down with being mean. So here ya go. Don’t say I never gave ya”ll nothing. Lol. Let me know what you think. Also, am I the only person that thinks Oprah needs to sit with Miss Meka and get her side? Just a thought. One side of a story ain’t really a story chile.
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