So while on my blogger’s vacation I continued to watch the dumb shit that tv had to offer. Let’s talk about the Negro Awards presented by BET. This was an award show where all the negros dressed up in their most “stereotypical” attire and performed some of their songs. Now I watched this shit last week so I have to remember what the hell stood out to me. I wanted to throw my tv out the damn window.
1. Gucci~ I’m still trying to figure out who this dude fucked to get a record deal. I don’t see or understand what the hell is so appealing about this monkey with a chain on. Not only is this the ugliest dude hip hop has ever seen…well since Craig Mack, dude can’t rap. This fucking joker performed in EVERY damn performance on the award show. It was like he scheduled to take care of some of his work release hours with BET. The shit was sickening.
2. Soulja Boy~ This gimmick made himself a household name. I call this dude the king of kiddie rap. Trying to be “gangsta” but is doing a horrible job at it. Whatever he performs gets muted on my tv. I just don’t fuck with this dude on any kind of level. And of course Gucci’s icy ass performed with him. Brrrrrrrrrrr!!!
3. The Dream~ I love this dude’s music. His choice of clothing not so much. I don’t know why he refuses to believe that he’s thick. No matter what time of year he walks around in these little ass jackets and jeans, like he got a deal with Baby Gap and shit. Every time I see him I sing “Fat guy in a little coat”. He performed with Snoop and it was ok for what it was. Nothing to write home to momma about. I just thought his tiny jacket was funny.
4. The Award~ Yo this shit was missing from the whole show. Are the trophies still in production? I don’t know if ya’ll noticed but they only actually only gave out like 4 of these things. I thought the purpose of an award show was to present people with awards. All they did was let the negro men perform. Not even one woman performed, sang a hook, did the snake nothing. SMH
5. Dirty Money~ I call these people the Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, only because bitch ass Diddy associated with this shit. Plus, these chicks looked like they were shook off the ugly tree. I don’t understand the whole premise of this “group”, but its hey I’m not the music mogul. Is it is just me or at the awards Dawn was trying so hard to fit in? Style jacking Rihanna and shit. Be your own person damn…well Diddy is her master so whatever he says goes. The other chick in the group…the one that looks like a constipated Missy Elliot, does that bitch ever talk? *Side note*I just want to take a big bag of dicks and slap Diddy’s ass with it. I don’t like him at ALL.
Again, BET never fails to disappoint me. The whole show was just horrible. The acts sucked, it was ghetto as usual, and Jim Jones still refuses to plat his damn hair. I only watch this type of shit to talk about the folks the next day anyway. This was the only thing I really paid attention to last week. Oh and the Real Housewives of Atlanta all I gotta say is; I’m glad that shit is over. Fuck NeNe and Em’.