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Basketball Wives Trailer: Another Season of Fighting B*tches

V.I. — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:31:57 +0000

I love rachet shit just like anyone else, but I am getting too tired of these grown ass women scraping over mess. Another season of the show that everyone looks to laugh at is back with a vengeance, and po lil Jennifer is the target of hate. As we all know Jenn and Evelyn are no longer best friends forever. In fact, Evelyn and Jennifer have made their beef public within the last couple weeks. Whatever happened between these two wanna be classy ladies, made Jennifer public enemy #1 in Evelyn’s eyes. She wants to beat the colored contacts out of Jennifer’s eyes. I need Jennifer to grow a dick and man the hell up. She’s so soft I can’t take it.

Two new ladies have been added to the cast of mess, and of course that brings new drama. These fame chasers make the word “woman” seem so despicable. They go on national tv with their designer this and that and all they do is fight. No real jobs, not raising their kids just breaking bottles and punching faces. If you notice all the shows that have that going on are the “black shows.” So black people can’t act civilized on tv anymore? Let me rephrase that…so BLACK WOMEN can’t act civilized on tv anymore? The only way a black show can get ratings if they fight and carry on like a bunch of monkeys? Chile I was with the reality show rave cause it was exciting to see the mess created by others, but now I am over it. These tv companies making a grip off these people and they’re happy to be the porch monkeys of reality tv.

The Game~ Season Premier: Skeletons; The Truth Pact

V.I. — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 14:30:07 +0000

Missed the first new episode of The Game last night? Well here is an in depth rundown on the whole episode brought to you by guest blogger Sincere Thoughts.

This 1 hour 5th season premiere opens with a short montage of what is to come. Med school telling Derwin to get over the fact that she had an abortion, then a cut to Malik, TT, and Tasha standing over Malik’s dead girlfriend, and Jason in Mexico wondering when he got married.

Skeletons

They pick up right where they left off last season. Derwin and Melanie are coming out of the doctor’s office. Derwin is heated because he knows that Melanie lied in there and that she really did have an abortion. All she wants to do is go get something to eat like nothing even happened (really med school?). Derwin can’t believe she is so passive about it and acts like nothing happened. She decides to take a cab and get something to eat leaving him standing there wondering why and how she could act like that. She walks out of the hospital and as she is talking to herself trying to gather her thoughts guess who she runs into? McHotty (remember the doctor that she messed around with and thought was serious but just wanted to hit and quit? Yeah him). They catch up on old times, sort of. Derwin comes out and sees the two of them talking. He introduces himself and seems to already know about the doctor. The doctor’s kind of a jerk. As Dr McHotty leaves so does Derwin, right after he asks Melanie if any more of her past is coming out to haunt them.

At some hotel… Jason is in bed with a beautiful black woman (Selita Eubanks) right after sex. She is a reporter and says that she has to get back to the office to work on the Quan Kirkland deal (remember him? He is a hot shot receiver that came in and basically took Jason’s spot). She also thinks that he only slept with her to get back at Camille (aka Stacey Dash). He denies it but she tests him by asking him to go to a friend’s wedding. When he turns it down she says that it’s because he doesn’t want to be with a black woman.

At Malik’s house… Malik is carrying Jenna in the house because she is drunk or high or something. He carries her upstairs against Tasha’s wishes, who just wants hm to call 911 and let them handle it.

At the Davis household… Derwin and Melanie are still tip toeing around each other. While Melanie is in the kitchen making cupcakes Derwin tries to talk to her. She is not ready and tells hi, that if he brings it up again then she’ll bring up Drew Sidora. She then changes the subject and asks for a head count for DJ’s birthday party, wondering if Tasha and Malik are coming since Malik is DJ’s God father. Derwin still feels that they need to talk and apologizes for making her feel bad about McHotty and he’s sorry for her having to deal with the abortion alone. They both were in college and he was afraid and a coward. He tells her that he was wrong for making her make a decision for the both of the, and that she was the brave one. As he is taking to her Melanie has this look of secrecy and fear on her face (She is definitely hiding something).

Back at Malik’s house… Malik is sitting in the shower with Jenna hoping that somehow the water will help to sober her up. Tasha steps in and tries to help but becomes too overwhelmed by the situation and steps out. As she is sitting on the hallway floor about to cry TT comes in with orders of chicken. Seeing that she is stressed and upset he asks her what’s wrong. Tasha goes on the tell him that she dropped Derwin as a client and took Malik back. TT can’t believe it! Malik goes out for a second to call them in to eat but by the time he gets back into the bathroom Jenna’s gone (how you ask? I have no idea unless there is an additional entrance into said bathroom).

At a bar… Jason comes up to the bar and snaps his fingers at the bartender (Brandy) to get her attention. She checks him and tells him to wait his turn. They go back and forth for a second until she tells him to gt out. Jason calls over the manager, telling him that she is being rude and she ends up having to talk to the manager in his office.

At the plaza… Derwin and Melanie have just finished buying some gifts for DJ. As they’re walking to the car they run into someone(you’ll never guess who. Take a guess.). They run into another one of Melanie’s old flames. Trey Wiggs ( Derwin’s arch nemesis since college). They trade a few soft insults about how each is better and going to win against each other that coming Sunday. As they are laughing his wife and lovely daughter walk up and join them. To make the moment even more awkward Derwin invites them to DJ’s party. Yeah pretty awkward.

Back at Malik’s house… They are running all around the house looking for Jenna when the doorbell rings. Tasha answers the door to find Jenna’s personal “concierge” (aka drug dealer) looking for her. Apparently she has run up quie a debt to the tune of $55,000 and she’s here to collect (side note: she’s being played by Stifler’s mom from American Pie).

At the movie theater… Jason comes to pick up Brittany and catches her kissing some Swedish boy named Liza (pronounced Lie-zuh). He breaks them up and as they are walking away he asks her if she has ever dated a black guy. She tells him that she hasn’t and obviously thinks that she got it from him. Whe he tells her that he has dated black women before she dismisses it. He then takes her to her grandparents house.

At Malik’s house… They are still looking for Jenna. Malik and Tasha are out looking in the backyard when Tasha tells him that she has had enough and that he needs to cut Jenna loose before she ruins everything that he’s work hard to get back to. She tells him that his career is in the toilet and that he needs to stop chasing after some addict. He tells Tasha that he loves her and she helped him get through rehab. Since she saw him at his worst he owes it to her to help her now. Tasha tells him that she put all her eggs in his basket and she needs him at the top of his game. Malik is hurt and offended by this and walks off telling her to go home. As Malik walks off to look for Jenna TT calls Tasha over for a heart to heart. He is going to play her “magical negro” like Michael Clark Duncan in “The Green Mile” or Morgan Freeman in any movie he’s been in. He asks her a simple question. Why is she giving him(Malik) the power to choose? It is her life too and if he has any vote in it he thinks that she should go back to Derwin. She the tells him the story of the day Malik got drafted. They spent all day picking out outfits so that they could be coordinated. At the time the Whitney Houston song “my love is your love” had just come out and she thought about her and Malik. They were going to take on the world and they won. He was 1st overall pick and they made a vow that family will always come first. Now she is second guessing. TT tells her that it’s okay to choose herself sometimes. Malik yells out in the background that he found her. TT and Tasha catch up to him and Biz in the garge with a lifeless Jenna laid out on the floor.

The Truth Pact

At the Davis house… Derwin is ribbing Melanie about running into two of her exes earlier that day while sitting on the toilet (eww.. Nasty). She asks how he found out about McHotty but he doesn’t tell. He only tells her that the bible says that “what is done in the dark will come to the light”. She takes this opportunity to tell him that the abortion wasn’t during college and that the baby wasn’t his but it was Trey Wiggs’ (huge gasp! I’m speechless over here! I kinda knew it and said it during the finale that it must have been when She was messing around whe they “broke up”) baby! Derwin is speechless and dumbfounded for a second. He quickly gather his thoughts and his clothes and is downstairs about to head out to see Trey. Melanie stops him and tells him that he can’t talk to anyone else, He has to talk to her and get through it ( really med school really? GTFOHWTBS). She follow him all around the house trying to explain. It happened when they broke up over the Drew Sidora situation. He then tells her that people always wonder why he is with her and he always tells them that he loves her but now he is starting to believe that his love is not enough. He then asks why she didn’t just let him believe that the baby was his and that she had an out. She is tied of the bones falling out of her closet and she knew he was going to find out anyway. She the says that she is done with all the lies. Then she says that if he hadn’t have cheated on her with Drew Sidora then none of this would have happened. Derwin says that she can’t blame him when she killed a baby. She tells him that she is a doctor and it is debatable whether it was a baby. Derwin fires back that it’s debatable whether or not she’s even a doctor. She tells him that it is over and in the past. Derwin doesnt think so and thinks that is the reason she can’t have their baby. He then goes on to tell her that her lies affect him too. She just wants him to get over it and come to the terms that she had an abortion. She never wanted him to know but now that he knows she wants to just move on. She wants to go to bet and cuddle while rubbing her cold feet on his warm leg. She wants him to say that he loves her past the moon while kissing her on the back of her head. She then begins her (fake) crying. Derwin takes her hand and tells her that he can’t do it and walks out.

Back at Malik’s house… Tasha is trying to call Pookie but his number is disconnected. As they try and figure out what to do her “concierge” comes in and gives her a shot of adrenaline that brings her back conscious. She then tells them that she has to charge extra for that while Malik carries Jenna back inside.

At a bus stop… Jason pulls up to find the bartender Chardonnay waiting in the rain. Apparently he got her fired and feels horrible about it. He tries to make it up to her by offering to pay her salary for two weeks but she makes too much for his cheap taste so he offers to take her to Chilli’s instead. Next thing you know he is waking up in some motel in Mexico with a burrito in one hand and a wedding ring on his finger. He hears the toilet flush and grabs two bottles to protect himself thinking he was kidnapped, only to find Chardonnay coming out to greet him with “good morning husband”! After the initial shock and fear that he was roofied. Chardonnay explains the situation. Apparently they went to Chilli’s but el cheapo forgot his coupon so she suggested 79 cent tacos at taco bell but he knew a place in Tijuana with 69 cent tacos. They got really drunk and he was rambling on and on about how he loves black women. She didn’t believe and told him to prove it, so they got married. He doesn’t believe her but she has pictures to prove it.

At the Davis residence… Melanie is awaken by the sound of grass being cut only to find that she is in bed alone.

At Malik’s house… TT comes in to wake Tasha and give her some coffee. She thanks him for staying and keeping an eye on Malik and Jenna. He asks if she thought anymore about leaving Malik and going back to Derwin? She says nope, she will stick with Malik. Family will always come first. She gives the “concierge” her American Express black card to pay off Jenna’s debt.

Back in Mexico… Jason is trying to figure out what to do about the marriage and she is giving him hell. She feels that he can’t handle a “real” black woman and that’s why he only dates white women. She would never stay married to her “opressor”. She then goes on to say that no matter how many white women he dates or how hard he tries that he will never be white. He tells her a story of how growing up he had a crush on a black girl and she embarrassed him and said that she doesn’t dance with white guys. She was only one of many black women to turn him down, but white girls were always willing to be nice to him even before the fame. The black girls came after him only after he was drafted. after seeing that he was genuinely hurt by his past experiences, she apologizes on behalf of black women. He wishes that he could change his experiences but he can’t. He will try to be more open minded in the future.

At the Davis residence… Derwin comes home to find Melanie setting up for the party. He tries to talk to her about what happened but she stops him because their guests will be arriving soon and they don’t have time to get into it. He asks to help her with the cupcakes (side note: umm hand sanitizer is not a substitution for washing your hands when a sink is two feet away from you). As they sanitize their hands and begin to frost the cupcakes she tells him that sometimes she forgets about what she did and all she thinks about is losing him. She asks if he could say that he wanted to be with her again if she actually had Trey’s baby? He answers that he doesnt know. She then tells him that it would be hard for him to sit there and watch her with someone else’s baby everyday. Believe her it’s hard for her to do. Derwin asks her if Trey was there when she had the abortion and she tells him that he doesn’t even know that she was pregnant. No one knows. She stole the money from Tasha.

Back at Malik’s house… Tasha is looking at a picture of Malik as a kid and repeatedly saying “family first”. Malik walks up to ask if she is okay and she tells him not to make her regret choosing him. He then tells her that he is taking Jenna back to rehab.

At DJ’s party… Malik and Jason show up. Derwin thanks them for coming, Malik tells him that family is always first (he is DJ’s God father). Melanie asks if Tasha is coming but Malik, says no because she still has a little shrapnel left in her back ( you know from when Melanie shot/stabbed her in her back last season by firing her as Derwin’s manager). All during the party melanie is looking at the kids, Derwin Janay and DJ, and has a look of sadness and “what if” on her face. Later on they all take some pictures. After a few shots the photographer asks for a few more with just DJ mom and dad. Melanie steps out of the shot and goes into the kitchen. Derwin joins her shortly after and apologizes, he says that he realizes the pill that she has to swallow. Instead of just going with it she had to add that Janay doesn’t give any water to swallow and asks if he is really over it. He says that he is. They make a truth pact to tell the truth no matter how much it may hurt. Now it’s time to open the presents. Melanie remembers that the gifts are in the trunk of the car. As Derwin is outside, guess who walks up? Trey Wiggs comes up with gift in hand and alone. He says that his family couldn’t make it because his daughter caught a cold. Out of nowhere Derwin hits him with a right hook that knocks him out cold (shh… BOOM!!!). He then picks up Trey’s present and steps over him as he walks back into the house. Once back inside he gives DJ his presents and tells Melanie that now he is REALLY over it, ending this week’s episode and season premiere.

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Love & Hip Hop:Rings,Black Eyes & Hoe Situations…Da Rundown

V.I. — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:30:33 +0000

Baybaaay Love and Hip Hop was all about the juice last night. I swear this show gets better with every episode. So many things took place that I don’t even know where to start. I guess I can start from the beginning. If you’ve never watched this show and you love “reality” rachetness you’re truly missing out on some good tv. This show is just a bunch of bitches fighting each other. Hip-Hop ain’t really in the equation, so maybe it should be “Love and Whoop A Trick.” You know I love the mess, so I had to give my rundown on last night’s episode. If you missed it, then I am here to put you in the know.

Jim & Chrissy

The episode starts with Jim talking about why he felt it was time to propose to Chrissy. I swear Jim don’t move me, but his love for Chrissy does. He spoke about her always being by his side and a man knows when it’s that time. They also showed him in the bathroom all glistening and wet with his shirt off. I don’t know what was the point of that shit, but lawd I didn’t know Jim had a body on him tho. I mean I still think he don’t take showers on a regular basis so I wouldn’t lick whip cream off his man nipples, but it was nice to see some chest action. Now the whole proposal wasn’t the best I ever seen. He basically said “Hey u wanna ring, there you go.” Dude didn’t get on bended knee, didn’t give a speech or even held her hand. He just said “Here bitch.” I was kinda mad from last week’s episode, but when I saw that he brought her family and friends to surprise her at the restaurant it made up for that wack ass proposal. So basically he brought and set up and engagement party right under her nose. The touching moment was when Chrissy and Mama Jones hugged it out. You know real thug let’s squash the beef shit. That really said a lot…or Mama Jones decided she wasn’t gonna act a fool after her son done flew her to Miami. I appreciated the scene cause you really got a feel of how much they love each other…and the rock was bigger than the Hell Boy bump on Eric Williams head. Massive….

Kimbella

So Kimbella is sitting on a restaurant patio and all I see is this short, fat white lady with flaming red cropped hair. Low and behold it’s Kimbella’s mama. Now I don’t talk about folks mother’s cause shit I would f*ck somebody up for talking about mine, but her momma reminds me of a old madam. You know one of them women that own a gang of hoe bitches. Not saying that she is a hoe, but she does have the making of a former hoe and Kimbella wonders why she a hoe. I just think the whole scene was bullshit. You brought your mother on camera so she can explain to you why you grew up to become a skeez? I mean what you went through as a child is on your parents, what you allow as a grown ass woman is on you. Don’t blame your mother for being a hoe girl. You gotta own up to that one. There are so many people with parents that were on drugs, and never touched the shit as adults. Your momma was more focused on men, so she made you into a hoe with your ass cheeks all spread out on the cover of King Mag? Girl stop. Anyway, she mustered up some tears and whatnot and that was it. She could have done that shit over the phone in my opinion.

Olivia

This is just my honest opinion…Olivia needs to find herself a 9-5 cause this music thang ain’t in the cards. Don’t get me wrong; she can sing but she got the personality of a wet mop.That bitch is forgettable…like my period. She’s just dry. So her manager Rich was trying to work his magic and get her to work with the producer Rico Love. Mayne… Rich needs a plaque or a blue ribbon or something cause he definitely goes hard for Olivia. The issue is Olivia fails to realize that she isn’t selling records because she’s boring. She’s built up this wall to keep her momma out that she can’t let her “fans” *and I say fans loosely* in to know who she really is. Everyone tells her the same thing, but she just refuse to believe it. The girl has no fire in her belly. She just plain as all hell. No wonder Clive Davis and G-Unit dropped her. Miss Piggy can get signed to a major label with a promo budget before Olivia can get one. Now that’s some sad shit when a Muppet got more clout than you.

Somaya

*Looks around* Oh yea VH-1 dropped her ass. *Sips tea*

Yandy and The Light Video Girls

I swear Yandy has got to be the messiest chick on the show. Wherever she is, confrontation follows. She pretends to be the peace maker, but she’s all about THE MESS. So this chick decided to get Kimbella and the new chick Erica together to talk it out. Listen after a chick done made me bleed I ain’t sitting with her ass to talk about a damn thing. Anyway, the two light skin video girls gave some half ass apologies and made up. I think Yandy tried to surround herself with chicks that aren’t afraid to fight cause she know Chrissy had a sick ass kicking for her.

Yandy and Kimbella in the bathroom while Kimbella is taking a bubble bath. I’m sorry but these two heffas a little too close in my opinion. I am starting to have an issue with how VH-1 setting up these scenes. I mean some of the shit doesn’t make sense. Yandy came in wearing some shit out of a 90′s C+C Music Factory video. This chick is pure busted. Maybe she should have did some crunches or something before she tried to fit her big tummy ass in that shit. Girl thought she was kicking shit, but unfortunately no shit was kicked that night. She reminds me of Jennifer Williams by the eyes. Them heffas love them some colored contacts.

Chrissy and Yandy

Now everyone is at the spot where Olivia is performing. Kinda surprised that Olivia had a gig, but that’s neither here nor there. Olivia is on stage performing and again although she can sing a little she on stage looking lost. No stage presence no nothing. Rico Love said again, she’s on stage talking about a love she’s lost and she got a smile on her face. Who wants to hire Olivia cause that chile needs to get out into the working world. Maybe she can work in a call center. She can be as dry as she wanna be, no one has to see her face. Plus being on the phone is kinda like writing a letter right…she say she good at that. So the young chick T-Error Marie or whomever she is got a little pissed that her producer Rico Love was sitting with Olivia’s manager Rich. She thought Olivia was trying to steal Rico Love so he can work on her project and forget about hers. Can someone help me out? What did T-Error ever sing? I don’t know any of her songs. This girl is just as irrelevant and Olivia in my opinion. These bitches ain’t got no shine or shimmer to them.

So Yandy and her light skin video girls came into the spot being all loud and whatnot. Now they did that shit intentionally to ruffle some feathers. Messy bitches always try to start shit. Chrissy was ready to jump down Yandy’s throat tho. From what I gathered Yandy sent an email to Jimmy about the business and Chrissy. Like Chrissy says “Yandy’s job is to manage Jim’s career and not his personal life.” Chrissy of course was ready to fight and Yandy pretending like she about to take it to the streets. Chrissy called Yandy “Patra” because of her shimmery ass outfit and her chest looking like a 12 year old boy’s body. Lmao. Yandy said Jim gave Chrissy and “Installment Ring” and she still got another 2 years in hopes that he’ll marry her. Yandy said something that caught my attention. They were arguing back and forth about who got money and shit and Chrissy said “You ain’t got no job.” Yandy’s exact words were “I had your job…I hold him down.” Now, I don’t know if I’m reading into this but to me that sounds like she trying to tell Chrissy she has been f*cking Jim. In my opinion I always thought Yandy and Jim done screwed before, but when she said that with a grin on her face and the reaction Chrissy gave I think that’s what was being implied. Chrissy tried to get at her ass, but was held back. Chrissy was escorted outside the club after she called Jim and the hood bitch in Chrissy said “I ain’t leaving I’m waiting outside of that bitch.” The producers got scared and shit after Chrissy called Jim and escorted Yandy and her team of video hoes out the back door. I’m saying if Yandy was as gully as she claims she would have walked out the club and body Chrissy, but at the end of the day Yandy ain’t that stupid.

The whole episode was juicy. I love Chrissy lawd knows I do, but at 42 she needs to calm down with all this laying of the hands on people. I know you get upset, but punching someone every time you don’t like what they said is just tired. You too old for that boo boo, but it does make for good tv tho. You know who I really feel sorry for…Somaya. Her ass was so boring that VH-1 gave her the boot.

Late Breaking News~I’m happy to announce a success story for Miss Somaya Reece. After she realized that reality tv wasn’t meant for her and her rap was weak, she decided to become a sales clerk/cashier at the Rainbow in Harlem. She was the one that hooked Yandy up with her whole outfit. I’m so glad Love and Hip-Hop has at least one happy ending.

She’s Now A MotherF*%!-ing Factor~Congrats To Melanie Amaro

V.I. — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:30:37 +0000

I am so glad that Simon brought X-factor to the US…if he didn’t no one would have known there were so many talented people walking among us. My hometown girl Melanie *#BVI and #VI to de bone* took home the 5 million dollar contract. I swear the first time I heard Melanie sing I said to myself “My gurl got this.” The girl can sanggggggggggggggg. Plus the fact that we were raised in the same place only made me love her more. Every time she sang you felt the serenity and the power in her voice. This girl deserved this win.

I am completely happy that Chris Rene didn’t win this competition. Not that he’s a bad guy, but that dude CANNOT SING. I think he got that far because of sympathy votes. They didn’t want him to lose and fall off the wagon and whatnot. That chile didn’t need to make it that far. I hope he sticks with his recovery and move on with life. Josh oh how I love Josh. That guy’s voice reminds me of Michael McDonald. He came very far and he deserved to make it into the top two. I was either Team Melanie or Team Josh…well more Melanie. I just didn’t want Chris’s ass to win. I swear if Chris won this blog wouldn’t be a congrats blog. I would have been cussing X-Factor’s motherflucking ass out.

Anyway, again Congrats to the beautiful Melanie Amaro. The #BVI and the #VI are so proud of you. I think I speak for all the Virgin Islands people when I say “You kill it my gurl.” I wish Melanie the best of luck and hopefully one day I can have an interview with her. * Like I really want to interview her*. Once that album comes out you know the kid gonna cop it. I’m not gonna even bootleg it…I’m gonna go into a legitimate store and pay my money. Lol.

Listen to the song that put Melanie as the winner *in my head*. Baby girl bruk out the Creole Princess of All Things Beautiful swag and sung “Listen”. Enjoy!

Black Girls Do You Say This Shit?

V.I. — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 14:30:52 +0000

So I saw this youtube video circulating on my FB accounts and decided to take a gander. Mayne this shit is so funny, because all this shit is true. I laughed so hard I think I peed on myself a little. I know so many women that say and do half of the shit mentioned in the video. I thought it was funny so I wanted to share it. Shoutout to Billy Sorrells for this parody. That shit is pure comedy. How many of ya’ll really say half this shit?

*Notice I use the word shit a lot because the video is “Shit Black Girls Say” and you know I thought it was only right to emphasis my words with shit. Just something I thought of. LOL Enjoy!

Love & Hip-Hop Premiere Recap: A Bitch Got Chin Checked!

V.I. — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:30:18 +0000

Mayne I waited for season 2 for months and last night was the night. Chile I love when the first show has so much juicy ass drama. If you didn’t know by now I love me some messy ass reality tv. I love a good fight and Love and Hip-Hop did not disappoint at all. The first time I found out about the show I thought “I ain’t watching this shit.” “Who gives a f*ck about Jim Jones?” I instantly got hooked when they introduced Chrissy. Yo I love Chrissy’s ass. This girl is so damn real and she doesn’t take shit. I’m getting excited just talking about it. Anyway, if you missed the season premiere then I am here to break it down for you.

Jim and Chrissy

Hip-Hop’s favorite couple Jim and Chrissy are still together and strolling down the Diamond District. So apparently Jim lost his engagement ring and Chrissy wanted to get it replaced. I found that shit odd that he lost his engagement ring and still didn’t buy her one. *Update* Jim actually popped the question to Chrissy last night. I guess he was tired of embarrassing her. Any way congrats *Chrissy and Jim still got the same problem…Mama Jones. I swear that lady must have stopped smoking crack when she found out she was pregnant with Jim cause her ass is so attached to him. I don’t even think that shit is healthy. Mama Jones decided to make a diss song to Chrissy. This lady needs to cut out this childish shit and act like a grown damn woman. If your son is happy with the woman he’s with, let his ass be. I think she’s lonely and thinks Chrissy is taking away the only man she has in her life. Mama needs to put the liquor down get a young dick and handle her business. Stay out of their relationship with yo meddling ass. So back to this diss record Mama Jones decided to record in a studio located in an apartment in the projects. Chrissy was pissed and Jim was embarrassed. I don’t blame either one of em…Frankie lil sister needs to be stopped. She gonna f*ck around and lose the only man in her life is she keeps doing disrespectful shit.

Emily

It seems like somber ass Emily finally got her shit together and decided to leave Fab…so she says. I really respected her because she pulled her daughter to the side and sorta explained what would be happening once she leaves Fab aka John. I’m sorry the name John just don’t suit him as a government name…maybe if he was with a hoe and she called him John I can dig it, but any other way naw. Emily wanted to teach her daughter not to let a man run over her just like Fab did. She explained that her relationship with Fab didn’t have to change, she just wanted her to be aware that Emily and Fab will be breaking up. Emily does seem like a good person, but her ass is too weak for me. I don’t care how in love you are, turning your head to all the bullshit he does doesn’t make you a real woman. It makes you the woman he doesn’t respect.

Olivia

So Olivia’s boring ass finally moved out of her parent’s house and got her own spot. I swear this Olivia storyline is absolutely boring because she’s an absolutely boring individual. She’s discussing a record deal with her manager and all the labels she was signed to previously. This sounds like the same shit she was discussing last season. Ok chile you were signed to G-Unit and whatnot and it didn’t pan out. It’s not that you cannot sing, but you’re forgettable. Your music is someone you listen to one time and that’s it. That “December” song was not hot in my opinion. The subject matter is the reason why simple bitches get shot. I just couldn’t rock with it at all. And that “Bizounce” song you had years back girl please. I purely hated that song. I’m not sure if it is your management or what, but you need to go down another avenue. Open up a business or find a tween girl group to manage or something because I don’t think this music thang is for you.

Somaya

Somaya still trying to make something out of nothing. She found someone to invest in her music and um I don’t think he’s seeing a return on his investment. The investor who I like to call Johnny No Thumbs was not pleased that the only thing Somaya did with his money was find an apartment, eat a bag of McRibs and put a stick on label on a vodka bottle. Either Somaya went to a loan shark to fund her music or she’s rotating back and forth on that old man’s penis. Either way he still gave her more chedda to put on a showcase. I think Somaya needs to fire her manager Tattoo or whatever his name might be. I honestly think he’s playing her and giving her the run around. She needs to let Diddy be her manager. I mean her music will never be heard, but she can go back to L.A. and said she was signed to a label even though it’s Bad Boy. Something to think about Somaya…just looking out.

Kimbella Da New Bitch

Ok, this season we were introduced to Kimbella. The baby momma of Julez Santana aka sexy daddy. Of course Kimbella comes into the fold and starts unnecessary drama. At a jewelry party held by Jim Jones manager, Kimbella finally meets the girls. She sits and chats it up with Emily trying to make fake ass small talk. Kimbella even brings up Emily’s son out of the blue and compares his hair to her own son’s hair. *Confused* Kimbella gets up and tells Jim’s manager *her name escapes my mind right now* that she dated Fab 3 years ago while Emily was pregnant with his son, then says “I need to tell her.” See I hate bitches like this. I hate when they saythey need to be woman enough to tell her what happened, but all the while they basically wanna make you look like a fool. I understand some people have good intentions when they wanna tell you what’s up, but this bitch clearly wanted to make Emily feel like she ain’t shit. Of course you can already tell that this shit was about to get messy. Oh how I love messiness.

The Moving On Party

Emily decided to rent a hotel room to have a sort of Moving On party from her relationship with Fab. She invited all her girls including Jim’s manager, who in turn brought the new bitch Kimbella. So as Emily sits there sipping on her Champipple and discussing why she decided to move on, you see Kimbella with this sneaky ass smirk on her face not saying shit. My girl Chrissy peeped game and asked her why was she so quiet. She started off telling Emily “Oh I’m so happy you’ve gotten to this point and it’s all about your happiness” blah blah blah. Then she gonna act like she all concerned and regrets telling her that she dated Fab 3 years ago. Everyone looked at each other like “Da f*ck this hoe say?” Of course sweet Emily was like “Well I’m not surprised you look like the type.” *clearly meaning she looked like a groupie hoe. Well that’s what I got from it*Emily thanked her for telling her and Kimbella wanted to toast to making Emily look like a dumb bitch. Chrissy wasn’t having it and they both started arguing. Now Kimbella isn’t familiar with Chrissy, but once you start arguing with her you kinda have to watch out cause Chrissy goes all the way in.

You know what, talking about the fight scene isn’t as hilarious as showing the fight scene so HERE YA GO!

Did you see how Chrissy whooped that trick? Chrissy punched that heffa straight to the jaw. That bitch got chin checked. Chrissy even kicked her ass while she was down..lol. She held onto Chrissy’s half wig and pulled that shit clean off Chrissy’s head. Emily grabbed that shit with the quickness because I guess Chrissy didn’t want us to know she was sporting a Sensational half wig. That whole fight made me come alive tonight. This season is gonna be pure comedy. Don’t get me wrong it’s sad to see black women fighting and carrying on for the whole world to see, but damn if that shit ain’t funny.

Holla at me: What did you think of the season premiere?

Candy Diaries Remembers: Hip-Hop Icon Heavy D…

V.I. — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:30:59 +0000

Yesterday a hip- hop icon passed away. Heavy D aka the overweight lover passed away at the age of 44 yesterday in Los Angeles, CA. Heavy was not only a great artist, but he was also a great actor. Just last month Heavy D surprised the masses and performed at the BET Hip- Hop Awards. He also guest starred on a very moving episode of Law and Order SVU. I was so glad to see him back on the scene doing his thing. We all know that our time on earth is but for a time, so we have to live our lives to the fullest. Although, I never had the opportunity to meet Heavy D he seemed like one of the most genuine people to ever to work in this corrupt industry. When it’s your time your status in society doesn’t matter. Death doesn’t care if your 99 or 29, when it’s your time it’s your time. It’s the impact that you have had on others that will keep your legacy alive.

Rest in Power

Dwight Arrington Myers

Sunrise Sunset

May 24, 1967 – November 8, 2011

Music

TV Show Apperance *Living Single*

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Just In: Idris Elba Denies Marriage and Dating Discrimination Rumors

V.I. — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:43:22 +0000

Ok, so today the love of my life Idris Elba tweeted me. No it wasn’t to tell me how much he loved me and was sending a private jet to Atlanta to whisk me away on a week long romantic rendezvous. *sigh* Shit now I’m depressed. Anyway it was actually in response to a tweet that my homegirl tweeted. So I did my daily “I love you Idris” tweet today and here comes Crissi with the hard in depth intriguing question.

If you didn’t know last week all the women on twitter including me was going all ape shit, because a pic of Idris surfaced on the net with his arms around a woman. Now all the black women got mad because sista girl was white. Then it started that Idris got married to a caucasian woman, not sure if it was the same one he was photographed with. This started the issue on black twitter “Why do black men in Hollywood go to the other white meat once, they’ve made it?” I really didn’t give a damn if he was with a woman white or black, I’m just made that a woman period is loving up on my man. Well brings us to today. Crissi asked a question and my baby Idris responded only to me. Now I was hoping the tweet was under better circumstances, but he tweeted my hopelessly in love ass nonetheless. Below you will see the tweets:

So Idris has denied BEING MARRIED *WHEW* and ONLY DATING CAUCASIAN WOMEN. Now like I said I don’t care who he dates just as long as it’s me and me only. Yea I might be delusional but at least I GOT A TWEET FROM IDRIS ELBA. Lmao. You can tell I’m a fan and not an entertainment blogger. Lmao

P.S. I think people should be free to date whomever they connect with, no matter the race. I do feel that people who target one specific race of people as unacceptable to date because of their own insecurities is considered prejudiced. Some might say it’s a preference, but it just means it’s your preference to be prejudice. Just my opinion.

Word On The Street: Swizz Beatz D*ck Don’t Do Marriage

V.I. — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 13:30:22 +0000

Hmmm you might be wondering what zany antics Swizz Beatz’s dick got into today. Well allegedly Swizz has cheated on his new wife Alicia Keys…*gasp from the audience*. Who would have thought that this sweet couple would already have trouble in paradise? Ok, enough of this bullshit I mean really is anyone surprised at this mess? Ok so let me break down what’s “supposedly” going on. According to Bossip (dot) Com, Swizz is cheating with this chick who happens to be one of Solonge’s friends. Well the chick and Swizz have been texting nasty freak shit back and forth and of course she strategically happens to lose her phone and the texts have been “leaked.” One of the texts Swizz asked her to send him a nekkid pic and he replies and I quote “I want to f**k the shit out of you asap make it happen wow!” So now the innanets are all a buzz because again Swizz Beatz showed that he ain’t shit, but in my opinion this dude ain’t did nothing wrong and let me tell you why… ****Click continue to view actual text messages***

First off, let me start by saying I was one of the biggest Alicia Keys fans. When this whole thing with Swizz and Mashonda went down I no longer look at her the same way. Now with that being said, I don’t care what anyone says I don’t feel no sorrow for Alicia. If the allegations are indeed true all I have to say is KARMA IS THAT BITCH. Like my granny always says “The same way you get him is the same way you gonna lose him.” Alicia did the same shit to Mashonda as the new chick did it to her. It’s life…you gotta be careful how you play that game. Alicia got with a married man and didn’t expect him to cheat on her? Girl I think you use to braid your hair too tight back in the day. Boo boo you know how his dick stood. You know being faithful in a marriage was not an option for him. I don’t care how f*cked up a marriage is, you’re still committed until you two decide to part ways. Naw… Alicia thought her magically delicious p*ssy was enough to make Swizz all hers. He left his wife and his children and low and behold Alicia’s ass was knocked up. Of course she had to save face being this humanitarian and all, so he had to marry her. Frankly, I’m not sure what she saw in his Geico lizard looking ass, but she just had to have him.I guess she was tired of the rumors of her just loving the smell of lady pussy so she thought of the most gutter hoe shit to do. Steal another woman’s husband that way people would excuse her love of females allegedly.

Some might say it seems all Swizz really did was text this chick as you can see from the emails below. In my opinion even if he never actually slept with her he was cheating emotionally. In my opinion that is the worst form of cheating. You’re allowing someone else to get into your head, causing you to drift from your partner. Hell maybe that’s what Alicia did when he was with Mashonda. I’m not sure but the relationship he has with this girl isn’t just a f*ck and go. The spend hours texting and talking about shit. They may have started out as “just friends”, but it catapulted into something else. Isn’t that how the shit always starts anyway?

Ladies a word of advice; no matter how good you think you are in the bedroom that shit does not keep a no good man at home. Some say Alicia couldn’t “steal” Geico lizard from his wife that he left on his own free will. Which is true, but being the bitch that f*cks with someone else’s husband in the first place makes you no better. Some folks on twitter started cussing out ol girl who Geico lizard is apparently laying the pipe on, but why wasn’t anyone cussing Alicia for doing the same thing a year ago? Some people need to get their priorities straight. Swizz’s dick just doesn’t do stationary p*ssy. He likes to move around and get the feel of different holes…you know get adapted to his surroundings. Right now where ever Mashonda is she is laughing her ass off . Alicia is probably crying out her’s. As that big bitch from up the block Nene Leakes would say “Keep your legs closed to married men.” Yea that shit says a lot right now. *hands Alicia a Kleenex*

Holla at me: If you rumors are true, do you feel bad for Alicia Keys?

SHOUTS TO BOSSIP FOR THE VISUALS THO!!!

These are additional texts betwix the two….

Chris: Don’t tease me. Why can’t u get away this weekend!? I’m off
Swizz: Vma
Chris: Ahh. Well maybe God is tellin us somethin. O:)
Chris: Night. Have fun.
Swizz: :’(
Chris: Lol.
Chris: Well sh*t. Our schedules never freakin match!
Chris: ?download.jpg ?(13.73 KB)?
Chris: Lookin good? Lookin great? Lol
Swizz: This make no f**king send I want to f**k the shit of you asap make it happen wow!
Swizz: This pic is crazy sorry but sh*t
Chris: Lmao. Whoa Tiger! Haahah
Swizz: That pic is for what?
Chris: Nothin. Just to have.
Swizz: That’s my fav pic of u:)

Swizz: On my way back to vegas:)
Chris: Omg! U have all the fun without me
Chris: I’m off ALL next week if I can come
Swizz: Next week is a wrap:(
Chris: Ah u suck
Swizz: No
Chris: No? YES!!!!
Swizz: Well bring ya a*s now thenB-)
Chris: I gotta work tomorrrrrrrow!!
Swizz: Andddddddddd
Chris: I got bills…. That u don’t pay… Lol
Chris: How long u gon be there?
Chris: Did I upset u with that?
Swizz: No

Chris: U ever met Andre 3000 before?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Yes why
Chris: What type of person is he?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Different why?
Chris: Lol just curious
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Why?
Chris: Cuz he’s super dope and I was wonderin if he’s the same way in person. I don’t know anyone who’s ever met em.
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: He is weird u have a crush huh
Chris: Lol. I do but I don’t wanna meet him cuz I know I won’t anymore. I just wanted to know.
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Hahahahah true talk:)
Chris: U gettin jealous over there?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: 100% :p
Chris: Lmao. I’m flattered
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Better be:)

Beyonce Introduces Baby Brooklyn Carter

V.I. — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 03:05:04 +0000

***UPDATE***

Queen Mother aka Creole Princess of All things Beautiful performed “Love on Top” off of her “4″ album and at the end showed off her baby bump. Of course papa Jay in the audience looking like “Yea that’s my bitch.” I just love these two and I am so damn happy that their starting a family. Now if I can get pregnant I will name my baby “Beyonce Queen Creole Brooklyn Taylor” Don’t that shit sound too damn cute?

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Basketball Wives Trailer: Another Season of Fighting B*tches

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Missed the first new episode of The Game last night? Well here is an in depth rundown on the whole episode brought to you by guest blogger Sincere Thoughts.

Love & Hip Hop:Rings,Black Eyes & Hoe Situations…Da Rundown

Jim & Chrissy

Kimbella

Olivia

Somaya

Yandy and The Light Video Girls

Chrissy and Yandy

She’s Now A MotherF*%!-ing Factor~Congrats To Melanie Amaro

Black Girls Do You Say This Shit?

Love & Hip-Hop Premiere Recap: A Bitch Got Chin Checked!

Jim and Chrissy

Emily

Olivia

Somaya

Kimbella *Da New Bitch*

The Moving On Party

Candy Diaries Remembers: Hip-Hop Icon Heavy D…

Just In: Idris Elba Denies Marriage and Dating Discrimination Rumors

Word On The Street: Swizz Beatz D*ck Don’t Do Marriage

Beyonce Introduces Baby Brooklyn Carter

Kimbella Da New Bitch