Exhaustion sex is the absolute best sex to experience. You’re in bed looking at each other like “Damn baby what the hell you just did to me”. That’s the type of sex that leaves you breathless and when you try to stand your legs are like jelly. Knowing that the position that you were just in made you feel that long stroke in your abdomen, but you ignore the pain so you can feel the pleasure. So after all the huffing and puffing, the whining and grinding, how did you and your lover get to this point? Fellas, I have 10 do’s and don’t to pleasing a woman.
What’s your definition of
good GREAT sex? Everyone’s answers might be different, but the goal is the same. Great sex is the type of sex that makes you want to put everything in that motherfucker’s name. Lol iKid. The dick so damn good that you would get up at 2 am in the dead of winter and run outside to turn on his car so it can heat up for his ass. Great sex is the type of sex that make you say “fuck them bitches” when your girlfriends call you to go out to the club. Great sex is the type of sex that has your legs wobbling, sweat dripping off your titty and new hair do gone to hell but you still suck his dick as a fucking “thank you” just for being fucking you. When a man knows how to do it just right it can make every sex session feel like damn Thanksgiving.
So fellas, I got another homework assignment for ya’ll. This is only for the men that eat that cooch. Hell, there are some of you out there lying like a bear skin rug talking about you don’t get betwix those legs and slurp up all the cooch juice. I wanna introduce you to the Venus Butterfly Technique. You’re probably wondering what in the hell is this technique and how do I know about it. *Ashley Banks voice* “Mind yo bidness that’s all, just mind yo bidness” lmao….I slay myself sometimes. The technique was actually a fictional one that was worked into an old L.A Law episode, but somehow the white folks done made it real. Venus Butterfly Technique consists of stimulation of the clit with the tongue. You might be saying “Yo V.I., I do that shit on a regular basis”. Yea I know *side eye* but you never done it like this son. Sit down, relax and let me school you on clit 101.
Ok, so I understand sometimes in the moment of passion things don’t always go as planned. Maybe the position you’re in isn’t the most comfortable and you have to stop for a second to make sure your leg isn’t asleep. You’re having sex with your girlfriend and low and behold out of nowhere your wife shows up. Hell maybe you’re in the middle of getting the best dick of your life and where comes your 5 year old walking in on mommy getting throttled by the maintenance man. Yea there are some mishaps that can happen during a night of deep penetration, but just imagine in the first five minutes of said penetration his dick muscles deflate. You’re left looking at this man like “Why in the hell did I allow your simple ass dick loving into my perfectly precious puss?” Instantly when a man disappoints us sexually in bed we automatically look at him like he’s the scum of the earth. Then he says something to try make himself look less like Quick Draw Mcgraw “Damn girl your shit was so damn good look what you made me do.” So he’s trying to make you feel better about your pussy game by telling you, you’re shit is just that damn good. Ok yea it may be that good, but every time he gets close to it he let’s go of a load? Is it ok for him to be too turned on by you or is he just too quick with you?
Foreplay can sometimes be the most underrated thing when it comes to sex. Some folks just want to get down to the sticking and bypass all the licking. Getting your partner all hot and heavy is the best way to guarantee the bomb ass night of pussy popping. Then you have some people that do a little lick here and a little kiss there and expect that shit to fly. NOPE ERRRKKKSSSSS! STOP THE PRESS! There is no way in Hell-O KITTY that you gonna give me a dry ass kiss then expect to stick your Kilimanjaro in my flowing river of passion.
There are many things that you can do to make the foreplay experience like you just fucked the molasses out of her. You don’t always have to start out the same way….kiss, lick right nipple, suck breast, and lick left and so on. Going to the “hot spots” right away leave little to the imagination. Start off by massaging on each other. Full body massages are always great because not only are you touching on everything, you making you partner feel more relaxed. *When I say full body I mean it. Massage the feet, head, ass cheeks; everything* Another good foreplay move is to talk to your boo. There is nothing sexier than to hear a man say “Baby, I can’t wait to taste you on my tongue”. Speak the hell up, this ain’t no spectator sport. Ladies, if he says something dirty to you, don’t look at him like he just told you he fucked a goat; join in on the conversation.
Fellas, before thinking about sticking your awaiting peen in her gaping hole*giggles* make sure she is actually wet enough for it. It pains me to see a man rushing to get it in, and I am as dry as a prostitute working the day shift. Not only does it show lack of experience of the female body, but THAT SHIT HURTS. After your whole foreplay session your girl will be so wet that she might just push that dick in herself. This is when you give her what she needs. If by some chance she gets uninspired in the middle of it, and all the juice disappears; there is nothing wrong with going back to the foreplay to get her excited again. Show her that you’re more than a handsome face and a dick longer than a $5 foot long. Pleasing her allows her to please you. That’s what sex should be about anyway. Right?