*Snapping Fingers* Welcome to the Diary of A Mad Guest Blogger. This is a segment where we feature the bloggers that got thangs to say. I want you to give a special hand to The Mystery Lady.
I can’t count how many porns I have seen where I guy practically thrusts his entire penis into a chicks mouth while she is giving up that Becky. But what baffles me is that men don’t take that same aggressive approach to eating pussy. MEN: Just like you want to feel your dick in the back of my throat, women want to feel your ENTIRE mouth ALL OVER our pussy. Not some little tongue flick on my clit before you try and put it in, but an all out, baby bib required, pussy on your sideburns, eat out session.
N*GGA STOP PLAYING AND EAT MY PUSSY RIGHT!
I have heard one too many complaints from my homegirls and even my own unfortunate experiences with pussy teasers. So I have decided to offer these tips to “Eating the Pussy Right”
1. WATCH TREY SONGZ INVENTED SEX…I know you as a straight man hate everything this little nigga Trey embodies, but there is an obvious reason chicks are trippin over this video. Why? Cause he has his pre-pussy eating game tight! Take notes men, licking the legs, inner thighs, stomach, add ice to that equation and you are only 2 steps from having the good” WET WET” you all love. Now take your time with this, take her clothes off slow. If you are skilled enough take her panties off with your teeth, come back up kissing her legs while you work up to her thighs that you will lick before you get to the center of the tootsie pop….next
2. USE YOUR HANDS…I’m sure if you are reading this the first thing your freaky ass did when you got a girl alone back in the day was finger her. This should not be a foreign concept to you. But what you need to do is move from Finger Poppin 101 to AP FINGER FUCKIN! Do some nasty shit to continue to set the tone for what is about to happen to her ass! Stick a couple fingers in at a time, alternate speed of the stroke, lick your fingers to show her how good it tastes, shit if she get down like that make her lick your finger after you’ve taken a dive into the candy shop! While you have this going, THIS IS THE APPROPRIATE TIME TO FLICK THE CLIT with your tongue…continue to penetrate with your fingers while flicking the clit, if being done properly the neighbors should hear undistinguishable phrases that may or may not be your name.
3. GET CHIN DEEP…I know you men are way too familiar with the phrase “balls deep” but what you need to do now is get chin deep in the pussy. Here is the part where you can improvise depending on the moans of pleasure you are hearing from your partner. Some things that I suggest are slurping, yes, slurping the pussy like its the milk in the cereal bowl after you finish your fruit loops. Lick the pussy with your ENTIRE TONGUE like its the remnants of the cake batter bowl…catch my drift fellas?!? By this time she should be wetter than a water park and begging you to put it in…so please don’t waste all this time and effort by slanging some wack peen…nothing ruins good head faster than some wack peen……
 What you men are failing to realize is that for women head is a gateway drug to getting the sex, head, the whatever you’ve always wanted…..Eat the pussy right and I guarantee you will NEVER have to ask for anything EVER again.
goodlover
Comment made on January 13, 2010 @ 11:41 am
Exactly, eat the woman right and you will never be able to get rid of her – ever.
You are absolutely right. The fingering and tongue (eating) action at the same time, you can bring a woman to about 1-5 orgasms easy. That is what I do. Only because they women say that they never experienced multiple orgasms. Afterward, they try to husband you (opposite of wife you) and lock you up.
Women should understand, mind blowing sex is just that, with no strings attached.
Missy
Comment made on July 15, 2010 @ 10:51 am
I am testimony that the fingering and licking simultaneously is the ish. I want to see you are enjoying doin it, not just to do it. I want to feel more than just a man tongue flicking the clit but his entire mouth devouring a great plate of food. Great post. I am going to print it out and stick it up on my bedroom wall, j/k but men needs some str8 up advice like this!