Dear Idris,
I decided to write this letter to you, because I just think you’re the tops. Your movie “Obsessed” is coming out today and I would watch it, but I really don’t care to see Beyonce and her lacefront trying to act. I just wanted to express the love and the respect I have for you, and why I think you deserve to come to my home naked. Here goes;
1. Fine as hell ~ Do I really have to explain this one? You got the face that would make Ellen fall in love with a man. Your smile is intoxicating, and I think your dick might be the prettiest thing I ever did see. *I am at home after 5:30pm, come over*
2. The accent ~ I have an accent as well, but I think yours sound much sexier. My panties can slip off if you say the sexiest word like vulva. Say vulva to a random woman and her panties will magically appear in your pocket. * I can cook you a meal, and play some Beres Hammond in the background*
3. Your talented~ Not only are you a great actor, but you also dj. So that means you have quick hands, that can move in the right places. Ok nuff said *fanning myself* *I got some massage oils for you, I can give you a Swedish with a happy ending*
4. You look Skrong *Yea I said skrong* ~ You look like you can pick my ass up and love me up in mid air or against the wall. *I can make you some breakfast and iron your work clothes*
5. Look like you always have Chiclets ~ You remind me of an old school island man always chewing chiclets. I think though when you chew, you would make it look sexy as hell. But please don’t pop it, I would die a slow painful death if you did. *I can change a flat tire*
These are the 5 reasons why I love you. It may sound weird, but hey I am a weird girl. On the real your sexy as hell and a great actor. Congrats on the movie, and like I said I would watch it,but Beyonce and lacefront is co-starring so I will get the bootleg.
Love you
ViChick
xoxoxoxoxoxox
* This is all for pure fun, take the stick out your asses*
Missy
Comment made on April 24, 2009 @ 4:53 pm
He is hotttttttttttttttttttttt! I first saw him in Daddy's Little Girl. I just like his dark chocolate and his humble swagger….definitely a plus!