For The Love of Ray J Reunion Show

Last night was the reunion episode of the slut fest known as For the Love of Ray J. I waited for this for weeks and I must say I was so disappointed. It wasn’t as juicy as I would have anticipated, but I guess you can’t win em’ all. There were some interesting moments in the show, so I will basically recap what I found interesting.

1. Un-be-weave-able ~ Hair weaves and lacefronts were in full effect ya’ll. I have never seen so much hair since I seen Danger’s nekkid pic with the bushel on her coochie. Speaking of Danger and her hair, I wasn’t feeling the new do. Looked like a kool-aid packet exploded on her head and she had no time to wash it out. Just wasn’t feeling it. And Unique….heffa looked like the cowardly lion with all that dark blonde mess on top her head. Chick needed some courage to tell her stylist, the look made her head to heavy to hold up. I’m talking pounds and pounds of hair.

2. Chicago Larry *he he* ~ Molesta uncle was in the building. We all (when I say we I mean my twitter crew) couldn’t wait for the reunion in hopes that Chicago Larry would be there. Larry was the Russian chick *Caviar* photographer/boyfriend/molester. *only assuming the last one* This man has the creepiest voice known to man. He sounds like he had his way with a few kids in his time. Finally seeing this man, I saw an ostrich walk on set with multi-colored Oakley’s on looking straight perverted. His voice and his look make me want to take a steaming shower and wash the feeling of molestation off of my body.

3. Upgrade Award ~ Oh-Em-Gee! I would have to give the upgrade award to Chardonnay. Homegirl cleans up really nice. I think she was the best looking one there. For some reason I think she will have her own show.

4. Danger Danger~ We all knew Danger was coo coo clock crazy. Bitch never hid that from us. But she came on and blasted Ray in the worse way. We all heard rumors that she was preggers for him, but no one ever confirmed or denied that statement. Well Danger said she thought she was pregnant and a “friend” ran to the press and told them. Ray’s eyes got so big I could see what the hell he was thinking. That was like watching Maury and him getting results that he was the father. Too damn funny. Next time I bet he will strap up before smashing random chicks with tigers on their faces.

5. Hoes Be Beefin~ What was considered beef looked more like two heffas chatting to me, but it was between Cashmere and Unique. Cashmere finally opens her fucking mouth and tries to diss Unique saying that she is Bi. Um I don’t really care. What I do care about is that she thought Unique was her friend. I actually don’t think Unique was wrong in how she played the game. It was a competition, not a friendship. You can’t go into that environment thinking you’re gonna make life-long friends. Heffas you gunning for the same man, you think this is a game? This is real life. Do like Unique did and man the hell up. LMAO *Zing*

6. Downgrade Award~ This heffa was never an upgrade to begin with, but when she walked out on stage I knew this award was for her. Cocktail came out in a pea green prom looking dress. Looked like a hot as mess. She looked like those folks that have their babies go into Wal-mart wearing a prom dress and tennis shoes.*Not gonna say the names, but you should know what I mean.*

All in all the show wasn’t what I thought it was gonna be. They edited alot of it, so they just left me semi-bored. Alot of the chicks I couldn’t remember, and the ones I do remember they never got air time. Not sure what I will do with my Monday nights at 10pm, guess I gotta wait until For the Love of Ray 2…Oh yes there is a Season 2. Its Vh-1 homies, I thought you knew. LOL.