This post is strictly for the fellas.
Fellas have you ever hooked up with an ex that had the bomb coochie, but when you try to re-visit that warm gewy center it just doesn’t feel the same? Well…..Her pussy doesn’t know your ass anymore. This is a common thing: the relationship ends and you both move on, now her pun-ash has been through changes that your dick just doesn’t recognize. So when you enter her, her coochie is unresponsive to what your dick has to offer. Don’t fret; you can still cum out on top.
1. Keep on fucking~ I know the pussy feels different, and your dick might be a little afraid but you still gotta complete the job. There is nothing worse than a man getting in there and his dick shrivels from fright.
2. Treat that shit like new pussy~ What do you normally do when you get new pussy? You beat that shit into submission. Just treat it like this is the first time your dick is introduced to her woman parts. I know at first you have to get on the same groove, but eventually your dick will know what to do.
3. Take it outside the bedroom~ I find that the bedroom creates a lot of pressure on people. You know what they always say about the bed “This is where all the magic happens”. Your ding-a-ling might not respond right away. Release that load in other parts of the house, or take it completely out the home. Ain’t nothing better than almost getting caught by someone sex.
4. Tease then Please~ Sometimes I hate when a man goes straight for the hole. I’m not a machine. You have to lead my ass up to the point where I put that dick in there myself. Foreplay is always a good way to get the party started. I know you two are exes, but shit foreplay isn’t a marriage proposal. You need to remember just for tonight you’re hers and vice versa. Tease her with the tip, until she can’t take it anymore. Guaranteed Splash Mountain in that bitch.
5. Remember simpler times~ If all the points that I mentioned above doesn’t work for your sorry ass, then just put your mind set back when the pussy made sense. If you have to close your eyes and imagine while you stroke, do what you have to do. Your goal is for both of you to get off. If your dick is frightened, that isn’t gonna be a successful bang.
I know this can be very disappointing to you once you find out her pussy is unfamiliar to you, and your ego might get a little bruised. At this point you’re already in there, so you might as well finish your job. I think I’ve given you the tools you need to bust that coochie open. I hope this has helped. Drive safely. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses. Goodnight. *Walks off stage*.
