How to Make it Juicy *Vintage*

I think some of the most awkward positions make for the best orgasms. I don’t know if it’s just me but the missionary position rarely does anything for me. I’m not saying that sometimes when that d*ck hits the wall I don’t wince from excitement. I’m saying that I can guarantee that laying flat on my back with homie pumping for greatness isn’t gonna make shit happen. I need something different, something complex, well something more me. I think all couples should dare to be different. Doing the same old things in the bedroom can cause the relationship to dwindle. I for damn sure don’t wanna be with a man that thinks being on top and giving 4 good pumps is gonna move my soul. You do some shit like that and I would properly hurt your feelings and break out the toy that will put your dry ass d*ck to shame. I’ve decided to list some of the best positions that can make you cream, buck, and shiver with excitement.  FYI…I’m making up some names here so please excuse my terms.

1. D*ck Riding~ This is an oldie but a goodie. Women need to get their riding game up in 2010. I know some women can get intimidated by this act, but feeling that d*ck standing straight up in your coochie can definitely make you moisten. If you feel embarrassed about riding d*ck turn your ass around. Let his ass see your back while you plop and rock back and forth on his wooden instrument. I always liked the lean forward. If you’re facing his feet move your body forward and hold on to his legs. By holding on you have a way to keep slightly balanced and the d*ck can easily hit your tender walls.

2. The Stand and Bend~ This is actually one of my favorite position. Ladies, stand and spread your legs as far as you can get them and be comfortable. Next, you’re gonna be and touch the ground. Fellas, all you have to do is get up in her. If you can keep your balance good for you. He’s gonna be thrusting so if you place your hands to the floor that should help you with balance. Basically this is nothing but doggy style, but you’re standing up.

3. Missionary Mambo~ If you just can’t get away from the missionary position here is a exciting way to jazz it up. Once he’s on top wrap your legs around his neck and thrust your pelvis into his d*ck. Damn I wish I had a visual example on what I’m talking about. When you do this your ass can be lifted off of the bed, so your back on up is still supported. The majority of these position teaches you balance. So you’re killing two birds with one stone in my opinion.

4. Stand and Carry~ Now you gotta be a strong somebody to f*ck with this position. I find you can’t do it that long because of the weight involved. Plus everything starts to get weak when you hit that spot. I view this position as a new form of riding d*ck. I don’t think I need to explain how this goes, it’s pretty self explanatory.

5. Upside down 69~ Now this is sort of a warm up exercise. Fellas pick her up from her legs and just flip her ass upside down. Get your mouth all in her p*ssy gristle when she gets your dong to the back of her throat. It’s the sexy way to please each other. This position shouldn’t be done too long cause remember homegirl is upside down with a d*ck in her mouth. With the blood rushing to her head and an apparatus in her mouth that can cause a calamity if you’re not cautious.

These are just some of the sexy positions that can get you juicy. If you’ve never tried them, at least do it once. I’m sure once you get in there you won’t stop running water.