Dead ass dick just isn’t the business. Fellas that shit is a straight turn off. I’m not saying you gotta walk like a champion every time we get done with the get down. It is possible to have one off night, but when it becomes a constant then we got an issue. It makes you look stupid, and it makes me burst out with laughs. A grown ass man shouldn’t have to suffer that kind of mental abuse. Men use so many different excuses when it comes to the reason their little buddy won’t stand at attention. Just stop blaming others and just realize your dick has malfunctioned, its dead, no longer living, gone to glory.
The first time I ever saw this happen, was back in college. I had a small crush on this guy and we started getting familiar with each other. So we decided to make the magic happen and while in the middle of it, this nigga conked out. At first I thought *Hmm well this feels different* then he stops and pulls out. I looked down at it, and was repulsed by what I saw. The thing looked like a turtle that went back in his shell. This was the first time I had sex since my high school sweetheart so I was perplexed about the goings on. So as I sat there in amazement, this fool actually started talking to his weed whacker. I kid you not; this man was sitting there talking to it. He told his dick “You’re embarrassing me. Please get up.” I didn’t know if I should laugh or give this dude a karate chop. So I said what women in my position have said for centuries; I laughed then said “It’s ok, it happens to everyone” News Flash: It doesn’t happen to everyone and it is a big deal. That was the first and the last time I fucked with Dead Dick Deon.
I wish I could say that was the last dead dick I experienced but it wasn’t. I actually had a relationship with someone that couldn’t get it up AT ALL. Well, I don’t really care to bring back the painful memories I endured. I think it should be a requirement to tell a woman that your dick is deader than Superhead’s pussy walls. Let it be up to her to decide if she wants to fuck with you or not. Chances are she won’t even give you her fake cell phone number. If you’re having a constant problem staying erect, you may want to see a doctor cause that shit just isn’t normal. Oh and please don’t blame it on the woman, or the fact that you neglected to take your Flintstone vitamins or whatever other excuse you have. You own your dick…so whatever issues you have is on you. You can’t bust a nut with a soft sac. Get it together!
Holla at me: Have you ever experienced a man that dick dried when the wind blew left?
Thacomputa
Comment made on July 23, 2011 @ 9:52 am
Don't just put it off on the man. Sometimes the pussy is just lame, dead fuck and the dick says fuck it, I'm going to sleep… This some bullshit! What do you do when that happens? Just sit there and look at it or do you try to re-excite? If you do nothing, you get what you deserve… Nothing! Now if you doing everything to try to resurrect the peen and it still does nothing, either he is totally turned off by you or his shit is broke and yes, he should see a doctor.
Just
Comment made on February 22, 2012 @ 2:13 am
I can remember this guy in college told me the reason he couldn’t get it up with me is because
1. I made him wear a condom
2. He was use to sexing white girls
Needless to say I left Limp Dick Larry tugging at that sad piece of meat.
There was no way I was going to let him try to low blow me on the sly. He called and called, the one time I picked up I asked “Didja get ‘im up yet?” That ass the last I heard from LDL.
LMAO