Keep Out! My Ass Is Sensitive *NSFW*Vintage

*Snapping Fingers* Welcome to the Diary of A Mad Guest Blogger. This is a segment where we feature readers/bloggers that got thangs to say. I want you to give a special hand to Cymmerin.

When it comes to sex & all things sexually related, I say try it once
and then decide if you like it. After all it’s about getting as much
pleasure as you can. So, under that motto I embarked on a journey that
I can truthfully say I will not venture again.

Let me set the scene: This is my first boyfriend, second sexual
partner, and we have nose numbing sex! (my nose goes numb if my vagina
is happy) I loved him and we were looking for different things to try.
Causally, one day, he says how about we break out the lubricant and do
something different. I was excited, nipples got pert, vagina warmed &
self lubricated, but then he kept talking. Apparently his boy had told
him about taking a girl from the back, way back, Anal. I think I dried
up faster than an oasis in the Sahara desert. Now, I had only heard
about anal from a friend of mine who convinced me not to do it because
its painful, left your ass open & made you feel hemorrhoidal. But I
had stars in my eyes over this guy and I didn’t want to be the
naysayer. I broke out some liquid courage and decided to take the
plunge.
So, the action begins. Nipples are being sucked, inner thighs are
getting stroked, clitoris is getting masssaged and penis is being
slobbed down. We’re panting, the room is hot, the lubricant is on the
table and the air mattress that we’re on is dangerously close to
catching a hole. We’re at the point where this needs to be completed
before we burst at the seams and he reaches over for the condom and
the lubricant. I slip the condom on him and turn over onto my belly.
In my mind, I’m focusing on all the things that made me hot and
bothered because if nervousness sets in…this adventure will be over.
My guy is no small wonder…he has length and girth. As I look over my
shoulder, I shiver because I already know this is gonna hurt like
hell; things come out of there not go in! He glides on the lubricant
and I get up onto my knees. God help me! (don’t we always call on him
in da bed) I feel the tip of his penis around my extra tight anus and
I punk out. (No, wait, wait!)

He comes up with the brilliant idea of doing this on the black leather
couch and figuring that would be easier, I get back into the game.
(Extra lubricant please!) RIPPED ASUNDER!!! That is what I felt was
happening to me. If I had a knife I might have reached back and cut
off his penis. I bent more over the arm rest on the couch and
surprise, the rest of him slipped right on in to fuck up my colon. We
stopped so I could get adjusted to all that and surprise again, I
felt…a tingling of pleasure! Slowly, we start the timeless back and
forth motions of sex and OMG the pleasure intensified. NOT as much as
I get vaginally though & in the end, we went back to the good old
tried and true.

While I will admit there was some good tingles had, the pain to get
there is just not for me and in my opinion not worth it. Not only is
there the pain of the whole thing, the after effects are crazy. It
hurt to sit (doughnut please), I felt like the whole world knew my ass
was open (I was walking funny), I was paranoid about the “smell” and
the ability to clench was lost for a good week. I think I’ll keep the
tradition of dick to pussy & leave that “he pussy” to the gays! Child
baby, please!