Leave Me Alone…I Am Not In The Mood

Have you ever been with someone that just did not give a damn when it came to sex? They just wanted it no matter what and would bug the shit out of you to get it? This is the act of selfishness. You could be dying with one lung hanging out and their ass gonna say “Before the paramedics get here let’s do it right quick”. What kind of bionic shit is that? Why do people feel like sex would make everything better? Yea it feels good from time to time, but it does not heal all wounds.

I have back issues. I was injured in a bad car accident a few years ago, which left me with a horrible back condition. It does go in and out from time to time and when it does I just have to relax and just take it easy. I was laying in bed next to the person I was involved with at the time. Now my ass can hardly move and this lame gonna roll over and ask me to let him give me a little. I looked at this fool with hate in my eyes and said “How in the f*ck am I suppose to f*ck when I can’t even move”? This son of a biscuit eating bulldog told me that I can just lay there and he will do all the work. Isn’t that the most insensitive shit you ever heard? Why do people pick the wrong damn time to come at you with that bullshit? Sex ain’t going anywhere, so why come at me at a time you know my ass can’t even touch my toes and ask me to give your penis life? I think that is just crossing the line. It shows me you only think about yourself and how I am feeling doesn’t matter as long as you get your d*ck stroked up on.

I got a call from a friend of a week ago that sounded like a truck ran her over and left her for dead. She told me that she dislocated her spine and was stuck in bed. I was concerned as to how the hell one dislocates their spine, and she told me it happened while having sex with her fiance. Now you know my ass busted a gut laughing, then she told me that she had a headache and he asked her for some nookie. She didn’t want to tell him no so she just went ahead and did it. Her ass got put in some off the wall position and f*cked  her shit up. Now I know this is a different type of scenario because she didn’t tell him no, but her ass needed to tell him NO! If she wasn’t feeling well she should have told him she wasn’t in the mood and call it a day. She gave into him to make his ass happy and now she’s in bed unable to move. You have to know what your limit is. You can’t just abide by everything they say when you know it isn’t the right thing for you to do. Grow a damn back bone…well a spine and tell their ass YOU’RE NOT IN THE MOOD.

Ladies and gentlemen sometimes it is the wrong time to ask for sex. Sex doesn’t always make things better. It can actually f*ck things up worse than how it was before. If you know your partner is unable or isn’t thinking on that level then don’t open your mouth to ask. If you’re in the middle of a serious conversation I don’t want to feel just the tip touch the clit flesh. If I am on my monthly and cramping like a mofo don’t ask me to give you head. N*gga just die already and leave me alone. Your ass might catch a beat down if you dare touch me without my authorization…and thank you!