If ya’ll think I’m jiving, you must not know me. So yesterday I was minding business when my homegirl CoCo B. Ware of my sister site Blush and Bashful sends me a BBM instructing me to check my email…apparently what she sent me would have me doubling over with laughter. So I checked my email and low and behold I saw this mess. The Wii done gone sexy ya’ll. You’re looking at the first Wii remote that doubles as a sexy toy. You’re probably thinking I made this shit up, but I can’t make this up if I tried.
The device is being created by Mojowijo and their whole goal is to revolutionize how we play with ourselves or each other…or whoever hell I don’t know… *shrugs*
According to their website:
“The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii* remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo’s patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device – in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)”
This shit would knock phone sex right out of the water. I’ve always faked phone sex, when he’s asking me if I can feel his Long John Silver I say would always lie and say yes. I normally would be watching tv or polishing my nails or some shit, but now I can actually participate…it’s that grand? I knew technology would make our lives easier. Now don’t think you can go rushing to the stores to get your parts glistening. This is in the final stage of developing, which means YOU CAN’T GET IT YET. On the flip side they’re looking for beta testers to test this product out so if you wanna be the first to try it…you better sign up. I think I’m gonna sign up, but if I had a damn Wii signing up would all make sense. LOL.
Holla at me: Be honest would you even consider buying this product?
