Who in the world told men they can rock this shit? It truly disturbs me to see a grown ass man walking down the streets with his jeans stuck to his body. A GROWN MAN+ SKINNY JEANS= HELL TO THE FUCKING NAW. I have decided to discuss my 5 reasons men shouldn’t attempt to rock a skinny jean.
1. Why Son?~ Do you think women find this shit sexy? I for damn sure don’t. Men, women like their men to look like men. You’re dressing in the same pair of jeans I wear. Fool we gonna have a problem.
2. You Look Like A Gay Fish ~ You look like Kanye wearing those skinny jeans and the shades that look like blinds. Hence You Look Like A Gay Fish.
3. Unhealthy ~ Ok, we’ve already came to the conclusion that you look funny as hell rocking skin tight jeans. Do you know men can get yeast infections too? Look it up huns. You’re restricting your man bubbles from being free to dangle. Why would you do that to yourself? Do you not want to be fruitful and multiply?
4. You Just Look Stupid~ I don’t know anybody that tried to look stupid on purpose. But hey if that’s your goal in life. Rep your set fool. LOL
5. You’re Waddling~ I’m not sure if you ever noticed this, but you waddle when you walk. YOUR SHIT IS TOO DAMN TIGHT. Why oh why do you want to look like the AFLAC duck walking down the street. Awww Come On….
I’m not hating on anyone that wants to express their creativity. I am all for that, and pride my own form of creativity. The issue I have is you’re trying to approach women looking the way you look and really expect her to take you seriously. Dude, you’re wearing Forever21 jeans size 27. It’s not a cute look for a girl and her man to wear the same shit. I wanna rock my shit and your ass is in the club stanking my perfectly sexy jeans with your restricted man bubbles. GTFOH
Anonymous
Comment made on May 28, 2009 @ 6:01 pm
Kyat: FIYAH BUN !!!!!!wha de F**K does wwrong with dem???
this is why Fatherless house holds is a problem, dem boi had need to get a good cut ass for foolishness, and the mothers who defend cross dress/batty-manizim need to get box too!
ras-cloth BATTYFISH!!! i am tired a dudes trying to be women, and women trying to be dudes out here. i see it too much like it's a f**king fashion trend to be a Fish guy/girl.
JAH mek adam to put his wood in eve and procreate
purpose for vagina and penis. anus don't lubricate naturally. so once again i say FIYAH!!!!!
VI Chick
Comment made on May 28, 2009 @ 7:21 pm
I just think people taking certain fashion trends too far. Me personally, I rather see a man with fitted jeans with a little bagginess to them, not the shit hanging off their ass. But when you start to rock skinny jeans is where I have the problm.