Put It In Ya Mouth

So fellas, I got another homework assignment for ya’ll. This is only for the men that eat that cooch. Hell, there are some of you out there lying like a bear skin rug talking about you don’t get betwix those legs and slurp up all the  cooch juice.  I wanna introduce you to the Venus Butterfly Technique. You’re probably wondering what in the hell is this technique and how do you know about it. *Ashley Banks voice* “Mind yo bidness that’s all, just mind yo bidness” lmao….I slay myself sometimes. The technique was actually a fictional one that was worked into an old L.A Law episode, but somehow the folks done made it real. Venus Butterfly Technique consists of stimulation of the clit with the tongue. You might be saying “Yo V.I., I do that shit on a regular basis”. Yea I know *side eye* but you never done it like this son. Sit down, relax and let me school you on clit 101.

Some of ya’ll treat the clit like a damn chew toy. Going down there and putting your teeth all on it, just doesn’t fly. The clit is a very sensory piece of equipment. You do something to make it feel uncomfortable and you can kiss sex good bye. The clit is the surest way to give a woman multiple orgasms. Shit, you don’t even have to eat the cooch to get that response. You can use your finger and make her um soul glow. Now I must warn you the Venus Butterfly Technique actually creates hour long orgasms, if you do it right. This technique also involves the G-Spot so you need to actually find it. It’s usually two inches inside of the vagina. If you have no clue where the G-Spot is, you can also work with the rectum…well if you like that sorta thing. You can put your finger up there and put your mouth on the clit. So stroke the clit with your tongue *lick, lick, lick* then do a long stroke down the perineum. The perineum is right between the vulva and the anus. This usually prevents her from cumming too fast. Now for the climax.

When she starts to get really aroused…I mean REALLY aroused you start tapping on her G-Spot with your finger while you’re still stimulating the clit with your tongue until she cums. When she’s cumming don’t you dare move, keep on giving that clit the tongue action. The main thing with this is to again know your woman’s body. The majority of the time if you just don’t know what the f*ck you’re doing the woman will tell you what you need to do. Surprise her and take control of the situation. On the other hand if you don’t feel like doing all that work in learning her body and what not make things easier and just buy the We-Vibe2. It does the exact same thing and you can enjoy the simulation as well.  Get yo nut on son *Harlem Shakes out of the room*