*Snapping Fingers* Welcome to the Diary of A Mad Guest Blogger. This is a segment where we feature the bloggers that got thangs to say. Please give up for the creator of Sex On The Beach Magazine “Goddess”.
You can’t just go around swinging a home run after getting all hot & bothered with Mister or Misses New New and then wonder why you can’t make it to Date #2 or getting a phone call afterwards. Smarten up so that you get what YOU want out of the deal…Before you make that permanent decision to go “all the way” with that new bait that you had a great time with, be sure that you know what you want.
Want a relationship? In this case, make sure that he/she knows something important about you. He or she should know your 1st & last name, some of your goals, and even go as far as to spell out that you’re turned on enough to fcuk tonight, however, you enjoy being around this new person and that you’d like to get to know more about them. Play hard to get a little because if you appear to easy, you will not be the challenge that most men & women really want.
Don’t mention “love”, “commitment”, “marriage”, “babies”, “you take it up the a$$” or that you “like threesomes”…New New will bang and run faster then Fed Ex at 6:58pm.
Be Easy. No I don’t mean swinging your legs open for reception. I mean…RELAX & Fall back! Let the joyous and blissful night go down and then take it in the next day. Don’t go sweating the new addition…let them sift into your life gradually. Occupy yourself with others until this new person proves they are worthy of your full attention.
Don’t be a Magician. Leave a little curiosity. Don’t go pulling all your tricks out of the hat in one shot. Just sex no head. Just head sans sex. No anal, dominatrix moves, swallowing!!!
Be Protected (Brought to you by Trojan). You know this person as much as we know who Michael’s kids’ mamas are! You can get the monster by oral too so don’t take risks. And that nasty HPV thingy is becoming as popular as swag phrases so watch out!
Accommodations. If he or she can’t take you home, they’re either married, live w/the parentals, or they’re ultra trifling…red flag run!
