Happy Valentine’s Day to all the people who got someone in their lives. Ya’ll ain’t the popular folks today. You got chicks walking around the office hating that bitch cause she got flowers from her boo. Yea you ain’t bout shit today hun. This goes out to all my ladies that say “F*ck You Valentine’s Day” mainly cause ya’ll ain’t got nobody. No cards, no calls, no dinners and no dicks. Yea even though this is just one day, it can be the most miserable day to be a single person. It’s like couples love to rub that shit in your faces. Like “OMG look what Kevin bought me. What did….oh my bad girl. You ok? I know next year you will have a man for Valentine’s Day.” Bitch hush the hell up. Don’t let that heffa bring you down just cause you ain’t got someone to love. Yea she bragging about what that dude gave her and his ass probably bought 2 of the same things to give to his other bitches. Yo that shit happened to me back in the day, but I digress. Ladies if your single and not loving it today, here are some things you can do for Valentine’s Day so you don’t slit your wrists.
1. Get ya girls and go~I know you might be in a depressive stupor but being at the crib listening to Mary J. Blige and sobbing like you cat just died ain’t gonna help. Call up your single girlfriends cause chances are they’re probably feeling the same way. Go out to dinner, or even take in a movie. Be each other’s dates for the evening. That way you won’t be alone and your with your girls so you can talk about what the ugly ass couples passing by. You can also find a Anti-Valentine’s Day Party. Shit you might even meet someone.
2. Treat Yourself ~ Girl take your ass out to do something special. Get a massage, get your nails done or even go shopping. Do something for you cause at the end of the day Valentine’s Day is about love and who loves you better than you? Don’t sit at home sulking. Do you boo.
3. Pack ur shit and hit the road~ Listen here nothings wrong with taking a trip for Valentine’s Day. Get in your car or if you got the hookup with an airline hop one a plane for a day trip or however long you wanna be out. Visit those you haven’t seen in a min. Get out of your depressing ass city. I find that when you visit someplace else other people’s love don’t bother you as much.
4. Go On About Your Day~Listen if Valentine’s Day is just another day to you by all means go on with your normal routine. You don’t give two solid f*cks about this shit then boo boo do you. The day will come and the day will go. No need to make such a big deal about it.
5. Go F*ck~ Ok, so you’re not concerned about the flowers and candy all you want is some dick. Well call up your little side piece and get it on. You gotta be smart about it though. If you’re calling him to make yourself believe you’ve got a date for Valentine’s Day, then you don’t need to screw. Call his ass after 10pm. That way you both know what it is. If you call that man before 10pm say at 7pm he’s probably thinking you’re trying to locate a last minute date and chances are he won’t answer the phone. When he does come over wear his ass out then kick him out when you’re finished. Your main goal is to get dick not something snoring in your ear at 6am cause he decided to sleep over.
These are just a few of my tips for those who will be struggling today. At the end of the day Valentine’s Day is just a day like any other. Don’t let the day and fear of being alone consume you. There are so many things you can do to occupy your time. Chill on that shit. If you gotta turn your phone off, do whatever you have to in order to get a piece of mind. Just masturbate something  just check yourself.
Holla at me: Does Valentine’s Day depress you?
