I HATE LIARS. Do you know what I hate more than liars; liars that lie for no reason. Why do men lie on their dick? That shit just isn’t fair to him *the dick*. I guess men feel if they said “My dick is so big, you gonna be begging me for seconds” that will make their thangs perform up to the hype. Wrong! The more you lie about your dick the more you embarrass yourself. I’ve laughed at many of dead end dicks to know that lying on your shit will fuck your rep up in the long run.
I kiss and tell. Yes I said it. If you left me gasping for air and wishing that the dick can stay and you can leave, I’m telling my girls. I know momma said never tell your girls what goes on in the bedroom, but sometimes certain things just need to be said out loud. On the other hand, if your dick is lifeless, a waste of meat, and bored me to sleep; I gotta speak on it. I just can’t get down with a brotha trying and can’t get the shit right. You get one chance with me, and if your junk is pure junk then no more for you. I had sex with this one guy years ago and this negro always talked about how good his dick game was. Finally decided to give him my innocence and this dude was fucking like he was late for work and he needed to get at least one nut in. When he was done I looked at him like he done lost his mind. Hell I’ve been vaccinated slower, than the screw he called himself giving me. I looked at him straight in the eye and said “I will never ever have sex with you again” then I got my shit and left. Hyping folks up, just to let them down in the end. You outta go to jail for that type of shit.
Then there are the ones that can’t fuck to save their lives. How you gonna be a grown ass man with bills, and don’t know how to work your own dick? Hell there are some chicks out there that don’t know how to make his nut sacs shiver anyway, so I guess this is on a person by person case. I just don’t believing in lying on your body parts. If your dick action concerns you, sit down with your lady and talk it over. You know…someone that doesn’t have a problem teaching you the rules of the road. There are some genuinely patient women out there…I for one am not one of them but I digress. But hey, not every woman out there is like me. Just face the truth and this world would be a better place, for you, for me and the children of the future.
VegasSeven
Comment made on July 19, 2011 @ 2:24 am
I guess we think our sexual poweress will make you want us so bad that you will forget it was, well, a few inches smaller than advertised. Or perhaps we think that the only way to get you into bed is to exaggerate. The game of exaggerated expectations hurts everyone.