*Walks to my news anchor desk and adjusts my spectacles* Hello, this is V.I. reporting from the comfort of my bed. Although, I am suppose to be on a “blogger break” I decided that posting my commentary for the BET awards was very necessary. Now I don’t watch BET, matter of fact I think it’s the bootleg-ish channel on cable, but I digress. I felt the need to throw in my 2 cents. Now the award show was the longest thing I ever had to encounter. It makes no damn sense for a show to be this damn long. Anyway, there were some good moments and there where some “ain’t this some shit” it just made me dislike negro tv even more.

1.Yeezy ain’t dead, he’s just “POWERFUL“~I was so freaking excited when Kanye opened the show. It was like a breath of fresh air to see him on a stage not interrupting white chil’ren. Now I don’t know what the song was even about, but the performance, special effects and stage looked rocking. I’m so glad he came out of hiding for the negro awards.

2. The Queen is Here~ So Queen La was the host of the award show, and I must admit when she started rapping I felt like the old Queen was in the building. Then as the night went on it seemed like she was trying too hard to show she was “black”. Don’t get me wrong she wrecked it back in the day, but I think Dana been round the white folks too long. Her jokes were dry, and she constantly changed into shit that was suppose to remind us of her past self, but it was hella corny. Other than that I guess she was alright.

3. Alicia Keys and her baby bump~ Alicia Keys won the first award of the night for “Best Female Artist”. Everyone just couldn’t wait to see the baby bump. She is beautiful pregnant, that’s all I will say. No, I hope that this kid looks like her cause Swizz Beats looks like a rat that someone forgot to feed.

4. That Bitch Nicki~ I am officially over this chick. Matter of fact, I was never under her. I never got the whole Nicki “I eat p*ssy and suck d*ck” Minaj. This girl has all the younger and some old hoes looking like fools. Not only is her voice annoying, but this whole I wanna be barbie shit is played. She went on stage with her troll orange hair and talked like a f*cking 5 year old. Then she said some shit bout Kim, but got all mad with it. Honestly, her 15 minutes needs to finally run out. I can’t take another chick walking in the mall with that pink and black weave on top their head.

5. I got a LOVE JONES~ I loved to see Nia Long and Larenz Tate on stage together. Then they started reciting their poetry lines from the movie. Lawd I just loved that movie. Great to see original black actors. Not them rapper turned actor, trying to stay rapper negros.

6. CHRIS BREEZY IS BACK~ This must have been the night of comeback’s cause *sobs* Chris Brown finally did it. He finally got to pay tribute to his mentor Michael Jackson. This was the highlight of the whole show in my opinion. Chris did his thing in the dance tribute, but when it got the singing the actual tribute song “Man in the Mirror” CB broke the f*ck down. Snot and dribble everywhere. Hell he even got me crying and shit. That was the moment when we knew CB was back. I am so happy. I’m not condoning violence or anything, but I think the man has learned from his mistake and will never f*ck with another island bitch again. *I mean that in the most loving way*

8. Choir robe Gone wrong~ So Monica performed and even though I love me some Mo Denise, the outfit needed to be burned and sent to hell. She had on some weird choir robe inspired temple of doom shit. That was the worst thing I ever did see on a human being. Just looked Gawd awful. Oh lawd, and I don’t like to talk about the elderly but Deniece Williams needed to sit down somewhere. That lady has either been smoking a pack of Newports right before the show or lost the ability to sing. That lady sounded HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE!