Folks, have you ever just wanted to strangle someone? Or just take you right hand and make face to palm contact? Well, I call that having a BITCH FIT. When someone or something has pissed you off so bad, you just want to do bodily harm. I wanted to get out my bitch fit on my blog because I think I’m too pretty to go to jail. This post is actually for all of us that has had a trying week and someone tried to f*ck with your sanity. If you want to get it out leave it in the comment section you can tell the story or just say “F*ck you bitch at the bank”. Just get that bitch fit over with so you can enjoy your weekend.

My bitch fit is brought to you by a gas station hoe. Now this actually happened last week, but I saw that oddly shaped hoe today so I wanted to vent. Last week while I was under the flu and I ran over to the grocery store to cop some meds. While I was out I realized I I needed to get some gas because I still had to get my ass to work the next day. The gas station was packed so I decided to wait in line. The car at the pump was finished and I was next in line. I realized my tank was on the opposite side so I tired turning around so I can back up to the pump. Out of no where here comes this car equipped with a bitch that tried to take my gas pump. So here I am backing up and this heffa with the bad  $12.99 clearance wig was coming in forward. I looked at this bitch like she done lost her mind and she’s looking at me like “bitch you better move”. Well I threw my f*cking car in park and sat my nasal congested ass right there. She’s honking her horn and I shouted “Come do something if you think your gutta” from my car. I wasn’t moving and that bitch damn sure wasn’t moving me. Another pump was available so I guess being the quitter she is, she went to that pump instead. I reversed and got the hell out my car. That chick refrained from looking at me, but I made sure she heard me call her robust ass out her name. Hell I even snapped a photo of this roundhouse bitch. I got my gas and got the hell on.

I decided to write about this because that shit was so damn rude. I was there clearly before her ass and she thought she was gonna come and Debo me out of my damn space. I know ya’ll saying “V.I. it was just a gas tank”. Well it wasn’t just a gas tank to me. That bitch was trying to test my ass. I was running a fever and on medication and freezing my ass off. I was pissed that on my work from home day I had to go into the office. Yo f*ck that gas statation hoe. Oh, I’ve posted her pic in case any of ya’ll see this….

<————————- Big Bitch from up the street

If you have anything to get off your chest, feel free to bitch fit with me.

Smooches

V.I.