Men kill me when their trying to get their fruit waxed. “Aww baby you don’t have to suck it, but just give it a little kiss”. Bwahahahahahahaha! Negro please, don’t you know if a woman wanted to suck on the lolli you wouldn’t have to ask her. This is 2010, women go for what they want and regret nothing. This isn’t high school where you have to bribe a chick into giving you brain…grow the f*ck up son.
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Ladies, I know a nice big juicy man meat is something you wish, hope and pray for but sometimes you have to leave well enough alone. I need you feeble bitches to stay away from the gigantor penis. You might be saying to yourself “Well V.I., why wouldn’t I want a big one invading my insides”? For starters all big dick ain’t necessarily good dick. Don’t get me wrong, there are some one’s out there that leave you feenin like a crackhead wanting another hit. Then there are some that don’t do anything but wreck your cervix and leave you resting your ass on a donut for 3 days because he knocked something outta wack. Just like anything out there …Know Your Limit. If you know your cooch can only take 5in *side eye at your wack ass cooch* the highest you can go is about 2in higher. If you know you’re a 4in taker and your ass tries to experiment with a 10in brotha, your ass is too ambitious and the sex will be a fail for you and your worn out vagina.
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