Not every man has the knowledge of satisfying a woman orally. Some just go down there and eat that shit like they’re in a hot dog eating contest, while others devour that coochie like a fat kid with an ice cream cone. I’m not sure if eating the cooch puts too much pressure on a man that he goes in there like he’s retarded, or he’s just inexperienced in the art of making her cum with his tongue. *My Infomercial Voice*Here are some rules and techniques that can help you *pointing finger* become a better lady coochie eater.
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So fellas, I got another homework assignment for ya’ll. This is only for the men that eat that cooch. Hell, there are some of you out there lying like a bear skin rug talking about you don’t get betwix those legs and slurp up all the cooch juice. I wanna introduce you to the Venus Butterfly Technique. You’re probably wondering what in the hell is this technique and how do you know about it. *Ashley Banks voice* “Mind yo bidness that’s all, just mind yo bidness” lmao….I slay myself sometimes. The technique was actually a fictional one that was worked into an old L.A Law episode, but somehow the folks done made it real. Venus Butterfly Technique consists of stimulation of the clit with the tongue. You might be saying “Yo V.I., I do that shit on a regular basis”. Yea I know *side eye* but you never done it like this son. Sit down, relax and let me school you on clit 101.
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*Snapping Fingers* Welcome to the Diary of A Mad Guest Blogger. This is a segment where we feature the bloggers that got thangs to say. I want you to give a special hand to The Mystery Lady.
I can’t count how many porns I have seen where I guy practically thrusts his entire penis into a chicks mouth while she is giving up that Becky. But what baffles me is that men don’t take that same aggressive approach to eating pussy. MEN: Just like you want to feel your dick in the back of my throat, women want to feel your ENTIRE mouth ALL OVER our pussy. Not some little tongue flick on my clit before you try and put it in, but an all out, baby bib required, pussy on your sideburns, eat out session.
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