What Is Your Definition of Good…I Mean GREAT Sex?


What’s your definition of good GREAT sex? Everyone’s answers might be different, but the goal is the same. Great sex is the type of sex that makes you want to put everything in that motherfucker’s name. Lol iKid. The dick so damn good that you would get up at 2 am in the dead of winter and run outside to turn on his car so it can heat up for his ass. Great sex is the type of sex that make you say “fuck them bitches” when your girlfriends call you to go out to the club. Great sex is the type of sex that has your legs wobbling, sweat dripping off your titty and new hair do gone to hell but you still suck his dick as a fucking “thank you” just for being fucking you. When a man knows how to do it just right it can make every sex session feel like damn Thanksgiving.

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Sneak Preview:The Dick Slayer *Vintage*

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At 30 I’ve seen a lot of shit in my lifetime. I saw Whitney Houston on crack rocks, Chris Brown whoop a bitch’s ass, and now finding a man that thinks he can have me dick shook. The world must be coming to an end.

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CanDi Chronicles~The Night My Friend Became My Lover


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He pressed my back against the wall and his warm breath tickled my nose. I wanted to kiss him, but for some reason didn’t want to do it first. Just like that he kissed me and my body went limp. His hand now on my right thigh, my leg went up so he can get better access. As our kisses got deeper and deeper his fingers were now on the crotch of my panties. My pussy instantly gushed with my own juices. The way he touched me was just doing something to me. With my hands around his neck and his fingers playing with my pussy I wanted this man more and more every second. As the rain beat on the window, my pussy was pulsating to it’s rhythm. At that moment I stopped. I stopped him, I stopped myself because this wasn’t us.  We weren’t like this, we’ve been friends for over 6 years…Just Friends. I had no idea what came over us, but honestly the shit felt right.

As I went back to sit on the couch I didn’t want to make eye contact. It felt like I violated some sort of code “friends should never attempt to fuck” type code. He sat next to me on the couch with his eyes fixated on me. As the tv flicked and flashed while on mute, the room was silent. Have you ever heard the phrase “silence is deafening” well I was now deaf. The void in the room was killing me, so I looked at him and saw something that I never really saw before…his eyes burned a hole in my body. He wanted to fuck, hell I wanted to fuck but would fucking be the end of our friendship? As I stared at him and vice versa I think we were both thinking the same thing. “What would happen if we took it there?” I stopped thinking at that moment and grabbed his shirt and pulled him close to me and kissed him. At this point  sex was on my brain and we need to make this happen before we continued to wonder “what if.”

As I pulled him closer his body hovered over mine.  I leaned my head on the arm of the couch I felt my pussy throbbing, like someone was beating it with a hammer. He removed my top and kissed my breasts.His tongue trailed on the right breast and then to the left. I removed my bra and he took them both in each hand and nibbled on the nipples. Being friends for 6 years one thing I know is that he’s into titties. In a serious way. I was ready to remove everything, but first I needed to undress him. I removed his white shirt, at that moment I climbed on top of him and kissed him again. My full breasts pressed against his smooth chest. I needed that dick, I know craved it to the point I felt like heat was generating in my panties. I kissed his neck and he ran his hands down my back to the crack of my ass. He removed my shorts and my panties and now I was completely naked. His fingers entered my pussy and as he went deeper, the wetter I became. I started grinding my hips as his fingers moved inside of me. I needed the dick…now. I got up off the couch and removed his shorts. I was so intrigued to see his dick, I was like a kid in a candy store. His perfectly formed dick was standing at attention just for me. I then got on my knees and placed it in my mouth. I do need to taste it before I ride it…duh. I worked my head up and down on his head, using my tongue as a pleasure toy. He placed his hands on the back of my head and guided me all the way down. I deep throat that dick like I invented that shit. His moans told me that he was loving the things my mouth did to him.

I started to feel cum running down my leg, then I realized that was all me. I took my lips off the dick and stood up. He saw my pussy oozing the creamy goodness and he also got up. He told me to take a seat and with that he got down on his knees in front of me. He lifted my left leg and went head first into my bee hive to get all the honey out. He slurped, licked and nibbled everything that involved my pussy. I was in heaven. His tongue traced my clit and entered inside of me. Using his tongue to fuck me, I started moaning even louder. If his eating skills were this good, imagine how bomb the sex must be. He tongue fucked me for what seemed to be an eternity and then he stopped. He grabbed the condom from the pocket of his shorts and he put it on without taking his eyes off of me. Once it was on, he kissed me and placed the head at my opening. He tried to put it in slow because truth be told, I’m tight as hell so it takes a little time when you enter. He finally got all the way in and we both let out a moan. It was the best feeling ever. For 6 long years I only imagined this, never thought I would experience this pleasure with him. His first few strokes were slow as to make sure he’s not hurting me. As we got on the same beat, he started going a little faster. As our hips moved in sync with each other I felt his not so small dick inch it’s way further and further inside of me. My legs are wrapped around his head and all I can hear is my juices oozing out as he pumped and his groin slapping my pussy.

I wanted to get on top. Riding was my favorite position. Being in control just made my performance award winning. I told him to stop and I instructed him to lay on the floor. I climbed on top of him and I slowly sat down on the head of his dick. His eyes closed and a “Mhmmmmm” escaped his lips. I whined on top of his dick slow at first. Letting him feel the warmth of my vagina…even though he was wearing a rubber. I leaned forward on his chest and moved my hips up and down. First slowly, then I upped the pace to make him squirm. I tighten my walls around his dick to show him who’s boss. He let out another moan, this time louder than the first. As the rain continued to beat against the window, I tried to outdo it’s rhythm. I kissed him again as I continued to fuck the shit out of him. I then sat like I was on a horse and rode like I was at the Kentucky Derby. Back and forth…up and down. This dick feels like it was made for me and only me. I got up and changed positions. This time I squatted on the dick with my body barely touching his…that drove him crazy. I knew he was about to cum, I could feel it in his head.

He stopped me, not wanting to cum before I did. I got up and he got up as well. I was now back on the floor on all fours. He came behind me and squatted to get a good angle of my pussy. With my back bent to the floor, he entered me and I swear I was about to bust a vein. He held onto my hips and motioned my body on his dick. My face was now on the rug as I moaned, screamed and wept all at the same time. I felt my juices running down my legs again, and I knew this man had a dick that created magical things to happen. He fucked me harder, I screamed louder. He stopped and stood to get a second wind, while my ass was laying there in a drunken daze. I couldn’t move. My ass was still cocked in the air and the moans still came out even though nothing was going in. Just like that he was back in and came with the thunder. He fucked me until I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to cum. I needed to cum. I felt it growing in the pit of my vagina. My leg started to slightly shake. At that moment I decided to fight back. Although I was ready to cum, I didn’t want to…just yet. I pushed my pussy down on his dick, and worked my hips until his dick disappeared. He was really about to cum, I could tell by the way he gripped my hips to pull me even closer…even though there was no way I could get any closer. His moans grew louder and so did mine. My leg started that shaking thing again and at that moment I knew it was gonna happen. Before I could even get the famous “I’m cumming” words out of my mouth it started. I started screaming because it felt like a ton of bricks just hit me all at once. He removed his dick was the speed of Usain Bolt and removed the condom. As I am cumming on his expensive ass rug, he’s cumming on my ass. The shit was so good I started playing with my pussy to somehow continue the pleasure. He collapsed next to me while I’m still in the same position with his cum and my cum running all over the place.

He got up and got a warm cloth and cleaned me up. I stayed on that floor what felt like a good 20 mins and just listened to the silence as he laid next to me. It seems that the rain stopped. I guess the rain was a way of us to release what was brewing inside both of us for 6 years. He got up and asked me to follow him. We walked to the back of the house to his bedroom and climbed in his king size bed. I slept in his arms for the first time. We didn’t talk about it we just laid there. Not knowing exactly what will happen in the morning, but knowing tonight we shared something more special than a 6 year friendship, we shared passion.

How To Get Back To Sex Once You’re Over Being Celibate


Celibacy ain’t the easiest shit in the world. If you love sex and being licked and poked, not having that in your life can make you go crazy. Although it gets easier as time goes by, you get to a point where you’re done. No more putting the pillows between your legs at night. No more sleeping alone. No more turning away advances. You’re ready to get your lady parts pleasured. If you started celibacy to prove a point to someone or just wanted to take a break whatever your reasoning you’ve decided to get back out there and achieve the orgasm you so desperately deserve.

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The Golden Rule of Sex: HEAD MUST BE GIVEN!

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So I might have said a few years ago in a previous blog that getting head ain’t that important to me. I officially retract that statement. I must have been on the longest contact high of my life. If a man doesn’t munch on the box then we don’t go together. I know some of you are probably saying to yourself ” If he can blow my back out the right way, that’s all I need.” Look here…if you don’t partake in the sweet nectar betwix my legs then you ghey. Well not really but maybe. Lol. I just think men need to please a woman completely and not just half ass. So golden rule #2 …Men should give head before they get the coochie.

It’s interesting how men expect to get their dome did, but wanna act like eating coochie is a sin. Really sir? You want to keep your woman happy right, well you better let your tounge do the work. Also for the dudes with the horrible ass dick game…please for the love of patron learn to eat properly. There ain’t nothing sadder than a dude who’s dick sucks, but thinks he’s adjusting wombs with that semi-functional penis. Give the damn girl something to enjoy. Your dick game ain’t shit, but your mouth game is amazing. Let her be happy about something in the relationship.

Ladies, if he says no to oral stimulation then cut his ass off from head also. Dude you can get head, but she’s starved from oral gratification? Dude kiss my ass with that bullshit. If you stopped sucking his ass off in protest I bet his ass will be singing another tune within a month.  Dick head drier than the mighty Sahara Desert. If he never ate a day in his life then he better get ta practicing.  Tell his ass to spread them legs, drop that chin and put them facial features all up and through that pussy.

Holla at me: Have you ever been with a man who refused to give oral?


The Prettiest Peen I Ever Seen…


I don’t go around checking dicks to see how they look, but I sure came across one that looked amazing. I don’t even know how to really explain it, but the shit was just proportionate to everything else. It was the right girth, density, color, length, width, hell even the hair around the man bubbles looked pristine. This was when I realized that this was a rare moment in time. I have found the crescent jewel of all penises. The Michelangelo of every penis ever developed. Now to get a feel *sigh* of the dick you need to imagine who it was attached to. Imagine a tall Boris Kodjoe look alike with the body to match. If I could share a damn pic I would. That shit would be a photo finish.

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Ask V.I.~ My Penis Embarrasses Me

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Hi V.I.

I am a male who experiences a lot of spontaneous erection. It’s ridiculous, My problem is that I model nude for art classes and have difficulty preventing or getting rid of my erection. The whole thinking about something else idea never works for me. I was wondering if you could tell me of a cream or something I could use to prevent an erection or possibly make an erection go away. I tried lots of home remedies but still get an erection anyway. Is there something that numbs for a period of a few hours that I could use? I thought of using some desensitizing creams you can find at adult stores, but didn’t bother trying them because I figured they’re designed to help you keep your erection, not lose it. It would be very helpful if you could help me out.


My Penis Stays on Hard


That’s very interesting. I’ve never heard of anyone wanting to stop an erection. Usually dudes are having issues getting their dicks fully swole. I’m not sure what you can use to help you reduce your erections. I’m wondering if you get hard because folks are actually watching you. You’re a nude model, so maybe the fact that you’re nude and people are emulating you causes your dick to stand at attention.

If this is a chronic issue, you may want to see a doctor so he can guide you in the right direction as far as treatment. Unfortunately, I am not a penis specialist and I do not own or have a penis so I’m unsure as to how to help you. Like I said you may want to see a professional if the issue persists.

I’ve really hoped I’ve helped you see things clearer in some way. I am not an expert, I just give my opinions as I see fit. The decision is ultimately yours to make, so I hope you make one that is in your best interest. Keep me posted!


Are You Too Emotionally Invested In A “Just Sex” Relationship?


Good dick can have a chick  gone. No matter how much she tells herself it’s just for fun, every deep stroke he gives makes her think “what if.” Not all women can have sex without catching feelings. When a woman gives herself sexually, she ends up giving herself emotionally. Sex can be very emotional no matter how the relationship started out. The second you gave him the mingee you got dick hooked. Then you start acting crazy. Yes, you start treating the “just sex” relationship like something else…a RELATIONSHIP. You get jealous if you see him with someone else. If you call and he doesn’t answer the phone you get mad. If he comes over, hits it from the back real good your ass wants to cuddle and talk afterwards. Chile, you’re all the way never right when you create this relationship in your head. You have taken a situation that was suppose to be so simple and turned it into something else. You have become too emotionally invested in a just sex relationship. The question is, is it ok to be emotional if you’re giving your other parts?

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6 Reasons Why I Dumped Your Ass *Vintage*

Ya’ll know I am somewhat of a ball breaker right, so there are just certain things I refuse to tolerate when it comes to men. I firmly believe men should act like GOD gave them common sense and not make me get gutta on their asses. I am as sweet as cotton candy, but there is just some bullshit that will make me dump your ass in a heartbeat. I try to give you fair warning before you decide to try me, but I guess some people just don’t get it as fast as others. This blog is dedicated to the men I dated and dumped. These are the reasons I dumped you. This one’s for you boo. *Marlo Hampton jailhouse wink*

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CanDi Chronicles~ The D*ck Is Mine

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Have you ever had a dick just slide right into your pussy and it just hugged your walls? The second it goes in and all you can do is hold on for dear life because the head of his dick is poking you in the stomach? No? So I guess I’ve been the only one to feel that kind of pleasure. Every time I think of him my pussy pulsates and I think it makes a slight purring noise, but don’t quote me on that. Her man’s dick just fits perfectly, and when he’s in me I feel like I own him. This dick is all mine well at least for tonight. Unfortunately, the dick that feels so perfect belongs to another. So I guess you can say my lover happens to be another bitch’s husband. Don’t get me wrong I respect their marriage to a certain extent, I just respect his dick a lot more.

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