I think people need to draft up sex contracts. It would make everything so much more simpler. If you’re just having a sexual relationship with someone, there should be rules and bylaws that they need to adhere to. People go into a “friendship” and think if they f*ck him just right he would magically fall in love and make babies and all that shit. IT DOESN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. If you decide to enter into a sexual relationship with someone it’s just that…SEX. No romance, no love…sex. If you know you’re looking for more and you think getting that person in your bed is the fastest way to get them to love you, your dead ass wrong. That’s why you need this contract, to prevent crazy shit from happening once they realize there will be nothing more.

Usually when people enter into a sexual relationship someone has came out and said one of two things…”I’m not looking for a relationship” or “I’m in a relationship, but I don’t mind kicking it with you”. They’ve made their positions perfectly plain, but the other person might think they can change things if they just had the chance. Some folks go into it thinking  “He says he’s not looking for a relationship, but once he gets this coochie he’ll change his mind”. I don’t care how spectacular your coochie might be, some people take sex as what it is. You’re just the easy bitch with bomb coochie. Understand your role in this thing. The more he f*cks you, the more you’re falling in love. While he’s there pounding the stuffing out of your cushion, you’re imagining  he’s all yours. Then you start acting more like the girlfriend than the “friend”. You’re calling and texting him over and over again. You’re going through his phone when he’s sleeping. Checking his facebook and twitter to find out what chick has he been talking too a little too much. You’re the jump-off honey. You have no right or claim to that man.

I don’t want to make it seem like this doesn’t go both ways. I know a few men that got that shit twisted a time or two. I once had a guy roll up on me while I was out and started questioning me and shit. I had to break his ass down to size and let him know that what we DID *cause I was done with that after he tried to embarrass me in public* was for shits and giggles. Nothing serious on my part. I let him know from the jump I wasn’t interested in getting into a relationship, but I guess he thought his d*ck would change my mind. The only thing good dick would do is make me want more of it. Once my mind was made up there was no changing it. I didn’t want a relationship period. If you say you understand and you’re not interested in one either I don’t expect you to renege and shit. I figured that he was getting a little too into it when one night while I was over at his place, he started to cry when I started getting dressed. I came over for sex…it is now over…time for me to roll. What reason do I have to stay there? He started crying and said that he wanted me to spend the night. For what? I got a perfectly good bed at my crib. At that moment I knew his ass was taking this somewhere else.

There are rules to this “just sex” thing, but folks forget the rules when the sex actually starts. Whatever you want to draw up in your contract should pertain to what you do and don’t want. I wonder if a contract like this would hold up in court? If someone breaks something in the contract their asses should be fined or you can sue. I know this sounds so unrealistic, but people need to realize that having sex with someone does not make them yours. If you both decide it is what it is, you would be wrong to then say “I want what I want”.  In my opinion you’ve just trapped that person in a situation that they clearly didn’t want or expect to be in. Sex makes people crazy and if you realize from the jump that this person might get a little too into the whole thing don’t bother f*cking. Trust me, you’re gonna end up in a situation you never asked to be in.

Holla at me: If you could draw up a binding sex contract, what would some of your terms be?