So the other night my boo and I were talking about relationships. The topic of tests women give men came up and he said that I tried to test him the other day. At first I laughed it off, but then I stopped and realized he was hip to the game. Ladies, men aren’t as clueless as we think. Men catch our double sided questions, but never really address it. The days of saying shit just to see what he says may be coming to an end. We try to ask questions to kinda trap him into answering. We wanna see if he says the right thing or if you ask him the same question two different ways at different times you wanna see will his answer be the same. Although some men *like my boo* may know the deal, there are a few men out there that still don’t know their ass from their elbow. I’ve decided to list 5 tests that men always fail.
1. Do I Look Fat in This?~ This is one of the most popular questions women ask men. Some men not understanding when a woman asks something that the truth isn’t always what she wants to hear. Being dumb you say “You look fat, but not fat fat” that just starts a whole bunch of shit. A woman wants you to lie even when she wants you to tell the truth. She may think she’s fat, but if you confirm it she automatically thinks you find her unattractive and obese. Learn to choose your words carefully or feelings will get hurt.
2. I’m On My Period, Still Wanna Hang Out?~ Ok, I’m guilty of this one. If a woman asks you this question basically she’s trying to establish her status. If a woman tells you she’s on her period and you say “well we can hang out some other time” all she is to you is a fuck. The only reason you spend time with her is in hopes that her panties come off. Now if she asks you this the best thing to say is yes because you may never see an inch of that vagina again.
3. Are You Seeing Anyone Else?~ Women want to know the truth, but they expect a lie. What I mean by that is; a woman thinks she wants you to be honest but the second you tell her the truth all hell breaks lose. A woman wants to hear what she wants to believe. Yes, I’m saying sometimes you gotta lie to keep a happy home. The minute you tell her the truth or tell her you use to sleep with so and so you will never hear the end of it.
4. Who’s The Best You Ever Had? ~ This is a question she’s trying to trip you up with so be careful. Of course men fuck because their dicks need to be placed in something warm. So yea they have a couple notches on their belts, and some chicks were better than others. When a woman asks that question just generally speaking, it’s never really a general “I wanna get to know you” question. If you name one girl in particular that woman will assume that’s the one woman that she has to compete with even if there is really no competition. If you two are already sleeping together and she asks that question she’s expecting you to say her name even if it’s not true. Again a woman is looking for the truth but appreciates a lie to make her feel better.
5. My Cable Is Due And I’m So Broke~ Fellas, you know what this is about right? If a woman says anything about a bill needing to be paid chances are she’s hoping you would offer to pay for it. She won’t come out and ask you, well some do but she will hope that you offer. Some women don’t really want the money, it’s the offer of the money that she’s looking for. A woman wants to know that the man she’s giving the pussy to has her back in a financial situation. If she ever needs it she knows that you’re there to help. Now some chicks just out right ask for the money. These women are on some different shit. Basically if they ask for the money and you say or act like you ain’t got it you’re labeled as a broke ass. They will never ever ever take your ass seriously.
Dudes, please look out for any of these tests that I’ve mentioned. There are more, but honestly I ain’t got the kind of time to type all that. You’ve probably heard one or two of those above. Take heed cause these chicks outchea trying to trap you in your obvious web of lies. Ol lying ass men lol.