CanDi Chronicles~ His Head Between My Thighs

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Pure Fiction

He pinned me up against the wall. His hand around my neck and his lips coming closer to mine. He kissed me with a force that I’ve never felt before. His tongue enters and he moans. As one hand applies pressure to my neck the other hand is around my waist. I can feel my legs getting weak at this exchange. I try to fight him off, but he resists. I don’t want him to stop. He kisses me harder and I swear everything in my being melted. He knew I loved it rough and I know he loved to be rough. He removed his hands from my neck and pinned my hands against the wall. Damn I wanted to fuck him, but didn’t think it was appropriate. It was the 2nd time we’ve actually been around one another. I pushed him away. As we both tried to catch our breaths we just stood there staring at each other with this dangerous lust in our eyes. We wanted each other right then, but we didn’t want to take it there too soon.

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What Is Your Definition of Good…I Mean GREAT Sex?

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What’s your definition of good GREAT sex? Everyone’s answers might be different, but the goal is the same. Great sex is the type of sex that makes you want to put everything in that motherfucker’s name. Lol iKid. The dick so damn good that you would get up at 2 am in the dead of winter and run outside to turn on his car so it can heat up for his ass. Great sex is the type of sex that make you say “fuck them bitches” when your girlfriends call you to go out to the club. Great sex is the type of sex that has your legs wobbling, sweat dripping off your titty and new hair do gone to hell but you still suck his dick as a fucking “thank you” just for being fucking you. When a man knows how to do it just right it can make every sex session feel like damn Thanksgiving.

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How To Give Her A Powerful Orgasm…With Your Tongue

So fellas, I got another homework assignment for ya’ll. This is only for the men that eat that cooch. Hell, there are some of you out there lying like a bear skin rug talking about you don’t get betwix those legs and slurp up all the  cooch juice.  I wanna introduce you to the Venus Butterfly Technique. You’re probably wondering what in the hell is this technique and how do I know about it. *Ashley Banks voice* “Mind yo bidness that’s all, just mind yo bidness” lmao….I slay myself sometimes. The technique was actually a fictional one that was worked into an old L.A Law episode, but somehow the  white folks done made it real. Venus Butterfly Technique consists of stimulation of the clit with the tongue. You might be saying “Yo V.I., I do that shit on a regular basis”. Yea I know *side eye* but you never done it like this son. Sit down, relax and let me school you on clit 101.

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Candy Licker:Let Him Drop and Give You 20 !!!

Here I am with another installment of the Candy Licker. This time I got the ladies on deck. Ladies, there is nothing wrong with giving the kat the attention it truly deserves? A woman loves to be given special attention from her man. If a man can orally satisfy, then sticks his rock of gibraltar in her, and wear her ass out boo is defiantly the hawtness.

The thing that I noticed is some men are never in denial when it comes to nibbling on the blackberry. They’re proud to announce “I eats the coochie”, but ladies you need to make the coochie eating experience a great one. Please oh please do the necessary procedures to ensure he doesn’t die of coochie heat. You know what I am talking about, where it looks like you’re growing a chea pet down there. A man needs to see that it is visually appealing, because men go off of sight. Also, if you know you’re battling an infection of yeast please don’t allow him to get surprised. He will forever think you constantly smell like trout. Get it together.

If you’re not into oral stimulation, hey that’s cool that isn’t everyone’s thing. If you are, you must take care of yourself. That goes both ways…men I’m talking to you too. A woman doesn’t want to get in a 69 position and find out your dingle berries stink to high heaven. Wash under them balls.

*I know I don’t got shit to do, lol*

Holla at me: Are you into oral stimulation or you can live without it?

The Golden Rule of Sex: HEAD MUST BE GIVEN!

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So I might have said a few years ago in a previous blog that getting head ain’t that important to me. I officially retract that statement. I must have been on the longest contact high of my life. If a man doesn’t munch on the box then we don’t go together. I know some of you are probably saying to yourself ” If he can blow my back out the right way, that’s all I need.” Look here…if you don’t partake in the sweet nectar betwix my legs then you ghey. Well not really but maybe. Lol. I just think men need to please a woman completely and not just half ass. So golden rule #2 …Men should give head before they get the coochie.

It’s interesting how men expect to get their dome did, but wanna act like eating coochie is a sin. Really sir? You want to keep your woman happy right, well you better let your tounge do the work. Also for the dudes with the horrible ass dick game…please for the love of patron learn to eat properly. There ain’t nothing sadder than a dude who’s dick sucks, but thinks he’s adjusting wombs with that semi-functional penis. Give the damn girl something to enjoy. Your dick game ain’t shit, but your mouth game is amazing. Let her be happy about something in the relationship.

Ladies, if he says no to oral stimulation then cut his ass off from head also. Dude you can get head, but she’s starved from oral gratification? Dude kiss my ass with that bullshit. If you stopped sucking his ass off in protest I bet his ass will be singing another tune within a month.  Dick head drier than the mighty Sahara Desert. If he never ate a day in his life then he better get ta practicing.  Tell his ass to spread them legs, drop that chin and put them facial features all up and through that pussy.

Holla at me: Have you ever been with a man who refused to give oral?

 

The Freek N’ You Valentine’s Day Giveaway

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I haven’t done a giveaway in months, but since Valentine’s Day is next week I might as well break ya’ll off. I’ve decided to give the couples a Valentine’s Day sex kit. If you’re in a relationship or got one of those f*ck buddies I hear so much about, then you better enter this giveaway. It’s easy as pie to enter, but first let me tell you what your getting in the sex kit.

Expert Edition Position of the Day Book~ “Sex Every Day In Every Way” This is a fun book that illustrates positions that you can do with your partner. It gives you the degree of difficulty for each position and a sex-tion *yes I said sex-tion* to enter cliff notes.

 

 

 

Are you a chocolate lover? Then you’ll love the KamaSutra Chocolate Dreams treat kit. Here’s what’s in the KamaSutra Kit.

1. Chocolate Creme Brulee Body Souffle

2. Chocolate Mint Oil of Love

3. Chocolate Caress Honey Dust with feather application

 

 

The Best Wet Secret for couples. So you wanna give head…great. Here’s a tip… you need to make your mouth juicy. The Sixty Nine Wet Head will turn your entire mouth into a waterfall while you go up or down or in and out on your partner. You know my motto “The wetter the better.” You get 24 strips on lemon goodness and all you have to do is put it on your tongue and let that bitch dissolve. Change your sheets, hop in the 69 position and pay attention to the slurps. Great for both men and women.

 

 

So now that you’ve looked at the prizes I bet you’re wondering how to enter. It’s easy…all you have to do is enter using the form below. You must fulfill a minimum of 3 of the requirements mentioned in order to qualify. The winner will be announced on 2/10/12. You will have 24 hours to claim your prize or it will go to another entrant. *Note* This prize may not make it on or before 2/14/12 Valentine’s Day.*

*The contest is only open to residents of the continental United States.*


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All items were purchased by me and not sponsored by any of the companies that hold rights to the products.

The Deep Throat for…Dummies *Vintage*

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I want to think that most women are familiar with the term deep throat. If for some strange reason that you’re not; Deep throat refers to basically taking the dick to the throat. SIMPLE RIGHT? Well, the one thing that might cause some difficulty when performing this is your gag reflexes. Trust me, if you’ve never done this before you’re going to gag like shit. Once you get the hang of it, there is a chance you will still gag once in a while, but by this time you’ve learned control. Many women aren’t comfortable with having a dick in their mouths period. Well I guess this blog is for you, because the bitches that have no problem taking a stiff one to the head got this shit on lock.

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How to Make it Juicy *Vintage*

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I think some of the most awkward positions make for the best orgasms. I don’t know if it’s just me but the missionary position rarely does anything for me. I’m not saying that sometimes when that d*ck hits the wall I don’t wince from excitement. I’m saying that I can guarantee that laying flat on my back with homie pumping for greatness isn’t gonna make shit happen. I need something different, something complex, well something more me. I think all couples should dare to be different. Doing the same old things in the bedroom can cause the relationship to dwindle. I for damn sure don’t wanna be with a man that thinks being on top and giving 4 good pumps is gonna move my soul. You do some shit like that and I would properly hurt your feelings and break out the toy that will put your dry ass d*ck to shame. I’ve decided to list some of the best positions that can make you cream, buck, and shiver with excitement.  FYI…I’m making up some names here so please excuse my terms.

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Ask V.I.~My Kitty Kat Made Him Vomit

Hi V.I.,

I need you to help me figure this one out. So I’ve been single for a while and I haven’t allowed anyone in my circle. There is this guy that I’ve been friends with for a few years and he has always had an interest in me. I wasn’t feeling him like that, but recently he approached me about being sex buddies. I was a little reluctant because we were just friends and like I said I wasn’t feeling him on that level.

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Taking It To The Head *Vintage*

I write about oral sex all the time, and I make jokes and what not, but this is a serious post. *Straight face* Oral sex is a serious matter. It actually can make or break a relationship. It’s sad to say but if you refuse to suck some dick and the occasional ball then your ass is gonna get a rude awakening. Men do not tolerate a chick that can’t deliver oral stimulation. I’m not saying he’s gonna stop f*cking with you. Just know that if you’re not doing it, another chick is probably pleasing your man.

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