Do’s and Don’ts of Great Sex

Exhaustion sex is the absolute best sex to experience. You’re in bed looking at each other like “Damn baby what the hell you just did to me”. That’s the type of sex that leaves you breathless and when you try to stand your legs are like jelly. Knowing that the position that you were just in made you feel that long stroke in your abdomen, but you ignore the pain so you can feel the pleasure. So after all the huffing and puffing, the whining and grinding, how did you and your lover get to this point? Fellas, I have 10 do’s and don’t to pleasing a woman.

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You Would Screw Him On The First Date, But Head Is A No No?

So I’m wondering if I’m the only person that noticed this; a woman would bust it wide open on the first date, but if he asks for head she looks at him like he’s out of his mind and says “HELL NO” in her loudest voice. It’s interesting that women would do all kinds of freaky shit when she first starts having sex with a man, but feels that giving oral is just too far. A man can do her all day long and she has no issues with it, but don’t dare ask her to return the favor. So it makes me believe a woman values head over her own vagina.

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How Does He Deal With Your Sexual Cravings?

sexual craving

*Crosses legs* Is it just me or do ya’ll think about sex on a daily basis? Well maybe every hour, ok ok every second for me. Yes I got a problem, but I think this is pretty normal. You’re human and sex will be on the brain. Shit it’s the only time when your mind is free from worry and all you have is that good stroke to bring out the pleasure. Although some of ya’ll are too afraid to admit it, ya’ll have sexual cravings. It’s ok girl it’s only us in here. You can admit it. There is just some things that a man can do that can just make you go crazy and start oozing all over yourself. I’ve came up with 5 things that make the women folk go ape shit when it comes to the bedroom antics. Fellas please take note; a woman may not tell you what her ass wants so I’ve been elected to do so.

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Candy Licker: Her Suck Number

When it comes to oral sex every woman is different. When some women think of giving head, they might feel sick to their stomachs or they lick their lips reminiscing on the feel of their first taste of freedom. It’s safe to say giving head might make you cringe or make your day brighter. Some women may even have a time limit when it comes to sucking that pole. Some like to do it unenthusiastically just to get it moist, some may like to give two good licks and call it a day, or you got the chicks that suck it like they were auditioning on the dick.

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CanDi Chronicles: No Licky, No Sticky

Fictional Story

I think all men should be required by law to eat pussy. I think it’s an injustice that they want women to suck on their dicks, but yet going down below is a no no. Who the fuck made these kind of men? At the age of 25 I was too through with brothas that didn’t service me in my magic area. My new rule “No lickey, no stickey”. If you weren’t planning on doing it, then this pussy was officially off limits to you kind sir. So you know every time I told a dude this shit he thought I was joking right. First of all I never let just any ol nigga run up in me and secondly my kit kat has a mind of her own. If she’s not properly tended to, she will not allow you to get anywhere near her. Just dries the fuck up. So we went on strike…no lick, no stick. Hell I even had a shirt made.

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Candy Licker:Biting Off More Than You Can Chew

Ladies, I know a nice big juicy man meat is something you wish, hope and pray for but sometimes you have to leave well enough alone. I need you feeble bitches to stay away from the gigantor penis. You might be saying to yourself “Well V.I., why wouldn’t I want a big one invading my insides”? For starters all big dick ain’t necessarily good dick. Don’t get me wrong, there are some one’s out there that leave you feenin like a crackhead wanting another hit. Then there  are some that don’t do anything but wreck your cervix and leave you resting your ass on a donut for 3 days because he knocked something outta wack. Just like anything out there …Know Your Limit. If you know your cooch can only take 5in *side eye at your wack ass cooch* the highest you can go is about 2in higher. If you know you’re a 4in taker and your ass tries to experiment with a 10in brotha, your ass is too ambitious and the sex will be a fail for you and your worn out vagina.

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