We all have that one parent that just feels the need to stick their heads all up in our business. They always have an opinion about the person you’re dating and feel the need to express said feelings at every possible moment. Ok, so mommas will be mommas I guess. Well what about when you’ve met someone who you want to settle down with and your opinionated momma is dead set against your relationship? No matter how deep in love you are your parental unit just can’t see it for you. At what point do you set your momma straight or do you just end your relationship because she ain’t “feeling” him?
Chile yesterday I drank the sweetest tea I ever had. The words “Kenya asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Bitch I damn near died from laughing. Ok here’s the spillage of the tea. Walter Jackson who’s Kenya Moore’s “love interest” on RHOA went to our local radio station and hung Kenya’s ass out to dry. Apparently Ms. Moore and Mr. Jackson truly dated…3 years ago for only 3 months. Kenya called him and asked him to pretend to be her boo thang on tv. I guess she wasn’t down for looking pathetic on tv, which she failed at by the way. Any way Walter spilled all the juice and now Kenya is probably at her rented home sitting with some toothpaste on her face from her acne breakout. You know stress does that to you. I got the videos…my boo in my headFunky Dinevagot the whole interview so you know I had to share it with my peoples. This is getting good and messy. I like this.
Now you know why Walter didn’t seem to give no sorts of fuck about Kenya. That whole “we’re getting married” shit threw him for a loop too. By the way if you had any doubt that Kenya was bat shit crazy…you’ve just been proven wrong *whispers* You’re welcome.
There are two videos so be sure to watch them all.
Last night was the Season 5 premiere of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and all I can say is the sun was shining so bright cause all those bitches were under the shade. I think this was the Shade episode because no matter the conversation a tinge of shade was thrown, but hey these are the shade driven women of good ol shady ass Atlanta so I shouldn’t have expected anything less. Anyway, in good Candy Diaries fashion I’ve decided to my rundown of sorts of the show. If you missed it, then here you go.
Oh lort, oh lort…the drama gonna be an epic one this season on the Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5. This is one of the best Real Housewives franchises, because the drama is always on 10. This season they’ve added 2 new additions and these chicks ain’t got the good sense that God gave em. He by Sheree is out…shit let’s be real bitch had no storyline. Watching a scene with He by Sheree was like watching paint dry in the rain. The shit was never interesting.
So Miss USA (Kenya Moore) and the granddaughter of civil rights leader Hosea Williams (Porsha Stewart) are the two additions. Porsha is recently married to a football player and Kenya has no husband, but we know being married or a parent does not exclude you from being on the Real Housewives of Anything. The original cast members Phaedra Cynthia, Nene and Kandi are still yucking it up. Nene has gotten too Hollywood for this show in my opinion. If she wants to be considered a serious actress she needs to ditch this shit. By the way her show “The New Normal” is one of my favs. She’s actually pretty good, but I digress. Kim will make guest appearances here and there. I guess she was tired of being around all the blackness. I’m glad… Kim got unfunny when she met ol Hillbilly Jim (Croy), and nobody can’t tell me her oldest daughter wasn’t fucking, I digress again.
Check out the trailer for the new season. Chile shit gonna be juicy and it seems that Kenya is the center of it all. I always knew that bitch was crazy. You can tell by them eyes. Any way, let me know what you think.