Many people act differently when it comes to sex. Some are very timid, while others are wild and uninhibited. It’s a fact that we react differently in the bedroom than we do outside of it. Then there are other times it just depends on who’s in your bed. I have certainly just laid there like a sack of potatoes waiting for it to be over with so I can watch Judge Judy. Then there were other times I took control and had him begging for mercy. Your sexual personality does leave a lasting impression with your partner. It determines if you’re worth f*cking or should they call the next one. Here are some common sex personalities that may help and harm your relationship.

1. Dull As A Box of Rocks~ This personality just don’t do shit. You’re either afraid to be thought of as a freak or you just  don’t know what to do when you see d*ck. Usually they just lie there and wishes the whole thing ends rapidly. The only position you’re comfortable with is Missionary and if he tries anything else you immediately freeze up. You basically just have sex because well you think your supposed to if you’re in a relationship. You usually pre-plan the screw so you can be mentally prepared.

2. The Taker~ You take what you want. If you feel like riding you get on top. If you want him hit it from the back, you come right out and tell him. You know what pleases you and you’re not afraid to say it. Sometimes you do intimidate him because you’re the one acting like you got the d*ck.  You’re into pleasing him, but you more focus on your own nut.  If you come first…well he’s shit out of f*cking luck. 

3. The Talker~ You never shut the f*ck up. You’re always asking “Do you like that” or “Who’s is it”. It’s like you need validation to let you know you’re doing a good job. You get off on the answers he/she gives you. If they don’t answer you continue to ask. If they give you the wrong answer you think you’re sexually punishing them so you try to stroke harder and deeper. *side note* If you talk to me during sex half the time I’m lying*

4. The Pleaser~ Your whole goal is to make sure the other person is pleased. You would do any gutter shit just to make your partner happy. You will even sacrifice your own nut just so they can achieve theirs. Sex is like a job to you. You go in there do what you need to do to complete the job, and you’re good. Then there are times you get satisfied because you’ve satisfied them. You probably don’t need the nut, but the more you neglect it the worse off you will be.

5. Love Makers~ How you attack sex has more to do with feelings. You caress and explore each other and focus on pleasing each other. You feel each other when you’re making sweet sweet love. It’s more of a spiritual connection that just physical. Your hearts and emotions intertwine and it creates a sensation that you can’t capture with a random. Most people never experience this type of feeling because they consider sex a free for all.

6. The Nympho~ A cool breeze brushes your nips and your horny. It’s like an everlasting feeling with you. YOU’RE ALWAYS HORNY!!! Sex is probably one of the only times you feel comfortable. Alot of times this has to do with the type of relationship you’re involved in. If you’re with someone that makes you happy, sex is something that constantly stays in rotation. If you’re in a relationship that’s drier than Lil Mama’s real hair, you feel like you’re caged and stuck.

7. My Dog Died. Let’s do it!~You use sex as a justification for anything happy or sad in your life. It’s the way you basically relieve your stress. When we have sex we don’t think about the mortgage needing to be paid by the 15th or the house will be foreclosed on. Or the the bitch at the job that stole the good stapler from your desk. You get in the  zone and nothing else matters…well until the sex is over an done with.

With the way different people appraoch sex you never know what personality you might get. If you do encounter a personality that just doesn’t fit yours, the best thing to do is talk it over and maybe you can come up with some sort of alternative. I’m a firm believer that if you’re not sexually compatible your relationship will eventually be doomed. I know sex isn’t  everything, but if you can’t f*ck comfortably it starts becoming annoying to you.