Kissing is one of the most sensual things between two people. The right kiss leads to the right everything else. Not everyone is a good kisser. Either they haven’t had enough practice or they just naturally suck (literally). I’ve met some men that truly had different styles of kissing. Some left me breathless and some made me offer them breath mints. I have compiled a list of different kissing techniques I have experienced.
1.The Romantic Kisser~ This man loves to take his time. Every time he kisses you it is a passionate experience that usually leads to love making. This is one of my favorite styles of kissing.
2.The Biter~ Ahhhh. This is the most painful kiss. I had a dude kiss me one time and used his teeth to scrap my lips. Let’s just say by the end of the night my shit was swollen. Not a good look.
3.The Slobber~This in my opinion is the grossest form of kissing. My first boyfriend did this and it was the wettest kiss I have ever had. Spittle everywhere. Yuck. Moving on!
4.The High School Kiss~This is another one of my favorite kisses. This is the tongue down. Remember in high school when you were seeing someone and you hadn’t had sex yet, kissing was all you had. This is the powerful kiss where your hormones are raging and you just want to tear your clothes off and do things you mama told you not to do until your married.
5.The Dry Ass Kisser~This is the kiss that leaves you thirsty for water. His lips are so dry his ass is starting to draw blood. This ends up to be a one time thing, unless his ass gets some chap stick and keep it handy at all times.
6. The Shit Breath~ This dude doesn’t get kissed. You can smell shit breath from a mile away. Chances are this is the first and last date you will have will this person, because halitosis is not the business.
7.Non Kissing Fool~I absolutely hate this guy. Well unless we are just having sex, then my ass ain’t kissing you either. Most of the time this is the dude that is married or in a relationship and kissing would seem like he is cheating on his girl. Ironically, HE IS ABOUT TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE. I think they feel this way because kissing is more of an intimate pleasure while sex can be achieved with sticking his dick through a hole in the wall. * Some men sex anything*.
