Last night VH-1 premiered another hot ass mess of a show called Love and Hip-Hop: Atlanta. VH-1 didn’t get enough of the drama with the original Love and Hip-Hop. So here we have another slew of no name wannabe’s trying their hardest to be the next reality stars. The show was just plain trash in my opinion…like damn near all of Vh-1 shows nowadays. So in case you missed it, here is my recap on this shit.
Mimi and Stevie J
We all know Stevie J from way back when he was fucking with rapper Eve. Stevie was a motherfucker who played her and here he goes with the same shit just different bitch. Now this chick Mimi apparently has been with Stevie J for 15 years…ironically it lapped over the same time he was engaged to Eve. So can you say jumpoff? Anyway, he decided to buy a house for Mimi and their daughter out in the boonies, because he don’t want her nowhere near his hoe section of town. Stevie a hoe…been a hoe but Mimi seem to think a hoe will automatically change his spots for a bitch. WRONG! So she’s mad that he’s trying to stick her out in the middle of nowhere while he out in the city fucking latin stripper bitches. So Mimi complaining about his lack of commitment while Stevie out screwing other chicks.
Stevie J and Joselyn aka the Latin Stripper Bitch bka Rihanna with a taco
So here we go with Stevie in the studio and this latin Rihanna wannabe comes in with some cutoff shorts and a bandana in her head looking like a damn Latin King or something. Off the bat we know that they fucking cause he smacking her ass and she calling him Daddy…you know the type of shit tricks say to their Johns. She’s apparently one of his “artists” and I think that bitch is “psycotic.” *Yea I said took a Momma Jones classic and used that shit.* I think that chick is the type of bitch that would kill you and drink your damn blood while the cops got her surrounded. Hey she does have a Rihanna feel to her…but she’s Rihanna with a taco. Anyway, she seemed a little off her rocker, but that bitch got that kneegrow trained.
Scrappy and His Baby Momma
Ok, so it seems that the only story-line these two have is the whole Diamond thing. If you didn’t know or kept up with ghetto gossip…Scrappy use to fuck with rapper Diamond. Then Diamond dumped Scrappy and went to Soulja Boy. Scrappy was so crushed and hurt he ran back to his baby momma. So this is what we’ve learned. The baby momma still bitter and hurt that Scrappy left her for another bitch when he got a little name for himself somewhere in the hoods of Atlanta. She’s questioning shit and he’s bitching to his momma about her not being affectionate. Here comes Scrappy momma all up under her son’s dick. He a grown ass man, but yet she feels she got to fight his battles and confront the baby momma. All they did was drop Diamond’s name all up and threw their scenes. I mean I know that bitch stole your man, but stop talking about that ol shit.
S/N don’t Scrappy momma look like a tranny that been in the business for a few years? You can tell Momma Scrappy trying to get a spin-off cause that bitch was doing monologues in the middle of conversations. This dude even had his own catch phrase and shit. Lol. I love that the LGBT is really getting their chance to shine…I love trannies. Another side note…my momma said that the tranny looked like Juanita Bynum. I ain’t touching that one cause something about Ms. Juanita I never trusted.
K. Mitchell ???
No idea who this chile is, but she’s a singer or something. All she did was discuss her relationship with a producer that beat the brakes off her ass and stole her recording budget. Word of the ghetto gossip grapevine it was Lil Wayne’s ex-wife’s new husband. I ain’t calling no names cause I ain’t trying to get the breaks beat off of my pretty ass. Thanks but no thanks . Well that’s all I can really say about her…she ain’t really had nothing going on other than her rant.
The Trini Chick…
Her main role was to drop a dime on Stevie J’s antics to his girl Mimi. She basically told Mimi that Stevie was fucking Rihanna with a taco and how they kissed and shit. Now I watched the scene where Trini chick, her man, Stevie and Rihanna with a taco was having a meeting and I ain’t seen no kiss. I guess Trini chick was trying to start something…and it worked. At that very moment Stevie and Rihanna with a taco walked into the spot and here this kneegrow sitting down and Mimi and Taco sitting next to him and he’s dissing Mimi to no end. This taco chick ain’t no punk tho. That’s one thing I can say. She sat there and looked Mimi in her face and said that hoe needed to calm down. Lol. Mimi got pissed and walked out of the restaurant. Stevie tried to run after her, but taco got mad and threw a drink on him. He was about to leave with Taco and Mimi running up to the car asking him if he’s screwing the chick. I mean how dumb you gotta be?? He was talking to her and taco called and he said like a scared little punk “she calling me” lol and Mimi looked at his ass like “n*gga if you answer that phone I will kill you.” That scared ass punk answered the phone. Mimi was played to the left and she was left looking like a bigger ass because he embarrassed her in public.
Rasheeda and her husband
I’ve lived here in Atlanta for 12 years and I’ve heard of Rasheeda before. Now I don’t know none of her music, but she’s so damn pretty. They never really focused on her and her relationship with her hubby. I guess next episode.
All in all the show of course was trash. It was so damn scripted and these chicks were overacting so damn much. Now everyone has a feel of what da A is about… a bunch of wanna be chicks playing the role to get on top. I wasn’t impressed in the least. I don’t even want to watch another episode of that trash bag of a show. I swear VH-1 gave these folks too much of a budget cause they could have kept this shit.
Holla at me: What did you think about the show? Interested in watching more?