So last night was the 52nd Grammy Awards and I must say the shit was both entertaining and messy at the same time. I guess being an entertaining mess was what the white folks were going for with this show *Kanye Shrug*. I love watching these shows because you see some of these celebrities do the most awkward shit. It was interesting to see all the outfits at the Pre-Show, but the main show was where all the drama took place. First off, most of the negro category winners where announced before the show actually started. I guess they felt they needed less black on the stage while the world was watching. If you watched the show last night you may have noticed our two favorite rejects were not in attendance. I guess because it was the 1 year anniversary of Chris’s infamous Lambo beat down, they felt like he could just chill at the crib. Kanye wasn’t in attendance either, because Taylor was nominated for 8 awards and him getting up on stage all those times would have just be distracted the audience. Since I just ran down the missing negros I will now run down the good and the bad of the award show.
The Good
Lady Gaga~ To this day I still don’t understand why people love this odd duck, but her performance was one of the best. Even though she came out on stage dress as sparkling vomit her dramatic performance was a beast. They threw her ass in the reject bin and lit that shit and she came out with Sir Elton John all covered in sut. The performance was extra. The black fella in the beginning confused me, but all in all I enjoyed it.
Mary J. Blige and Andreas Bocelli~ Now I wasn’t paying much attention to this, but I was happy that Mary got the phlegm out of her throat. Over the years Mary has sounded…how do I put this? Awful. They performed a tribute song to the people of Haiti. How can you really say anything bad about that.
The MJ Tribute~ This has some good and bad aspects to it. Overall the tribute was nice. The whole 3D thing was cool, but if your ass didn’t have any 3D glasses your eyes started hurting and shit. *Drops Visine in both eyes*
Beyonce~ So Bey’s performance was all over the place. I LOVED THE DRESS and her shoes were mean, but that was about it. I also loved the fact that she was able to slip a curse word in there. I ride for curse words.
*Sex with a Dick* Maxwell~I love Maxwell. I love Maxwell so much I would allow him to f*ck me in the back of a U-haul. LOL J/K…no I’m not. Yes I am kinda sorta. He performed “Pretty Wings” and even though the song has been out of 18 years now, it can never get old. This man could sing the Star Spangled Banner with a hole in his throat voice machine and I would still gain moisture down there. The man is walking sex…
MJ’s kids minus Blanket~ It was actually refreshing to see Michael’s kids accepting his award. They’ve grown so much. Is it just me or does Prince Michael resembled a 13 year old alien? The kids were so nervous that they started spouting randomness. What do you expect? They’ve been covered up with veils and masquerade masks for years…they ain’t use to people yet.
Pink~ I’m on the fence about this one, because I AM SO TIRED OF SEEING PINK FLYING IN THE F*CKING AIR. I’ve seen this bitch fly above the crowd more than once. Granted I gave her props because sucking d*ck upside down is a talent, but singing on key upside down is amazing. I didn’t really care for the fact that she was throwing random glitter on the audience. The whole water thing she did was pretty cool though. NEXT!!
The Bad
Black Eye Peas~ They did a little too much for me. Truth be told I wasn’t paying much attention because of all the shit they had on stage. My mind can’t comprehend f*ckery for too long.
Jamie Fox, Nappy Boy…Precious?~ I don’t know what prompted Jaime’s Pirates of the Caribbean performance, but the shit SUCKED. It sucked more than Nikki Minaj at a Grammy after party. The whole T-Pain shit…the outfits…the auto-tune. Just yuck. Then they brought Doug E. Fresh out to do beatbox? That’s it? I got to get on my twitter folks for this comment. A few of you may have mentioned a young lady on the stage dancing or whatever. Well that is Jaime’s sister people…NOT PRECIOUS. So stop calling the child that. Ya’ll going to hell. LOL
Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Juelz~ Juelz was cute and Jay was humble, but Rih gonna get her ass beat. I was secretly hoping that Bey would kick her ass for holding up on her nephew. I know that’s a bad thought, but we all know Bey can’t stand Rihanna’s ass.
Wayne and Em’~ I can’t even put this on Wayne, Drake and Eminem. The Grammy folks bleeped out the whole f*cking performance. Even the parts that didn’t have curse words. I didn’t understand what was going on because all I heard was silence. Beyonce said F*ck and they didn’t bleep it, but Drake said ankle and I got a 4 second delay. Da hell…I missed Kanye being there. I guess when you mess with the white folks your ass will be blacklisted from everything, even Teddy Pendergrass’s funeral.
Taylor Swift~ I am not a Taylor fan, but that bitch better thank her luck stars that Yeezy did what he did. If he never did that I don’t think her career would be this big. Taylor won the majority of the awards and even Album of the Year. This bitch better send Ye a  card and a fruit basket or something, because without him she’s is literally nothing. Well that’s my opinion, take it as you wish.
Overall the show was so-so. In the beginning I was pumped, the middle I got bored and by the end I stopped paying attention. I was just hoping Kanye jumped out of nowhere and did a little “F*ck you” dance for the people. *yawns* Anyway, it’s finally over.
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