Tips To Keep Him Cumming Back

Many people would say there aren’t many ways into pleasing a man. All a woman needs to do is just fuck him, feed him and shut the fuck up. While this is true to some degree, it goes deeper than that. Men are very simple creatures, but their ass crave attention more than a newborn baby with an ear infection. I came up with 5 ways to keep a man cumming and still keep your dignity.

1.Staying Away from Brush Fires ~ I don’t care who the hell he is, a man has eaten coochie more than once in his lifetime. So for the love of God, Jah, Kermit the Frog whoever you’re faith lies in please either wax, shave, trim that kunta coochie down. There is no need for him to take a trip down yonder and come back up with bushels of hair in his teeth. That is one way that can keep a man from giving your coochie attention.

2. Do Him While Wet~ A man loves oral sex just as much as you do, maybe more. Give that man a sloppy BJ! I know you’re trying to be sexy and shit while giving head, but a man wants to see you get to the heart of the dick. Like I always say “Audition on that dick”. Show him that’s you’re not afraid to get your hands dirty….well wet. Also pay attention to his man bubbles. Hum on them bad boys and call it a day.

3. Surprise, Surprise ~ Men like to know their women have some sort of spontaneity in them. Show up at his job and give him a sneak peek with what he loves to see. Flash a tit or lick the shit, do whatever you need to do to get his ass aroused. Your boo won’t think of anything else the rest of the work day other than giving you the pipe when he gets home.

4. Don’t Fuck ForePlay ~ *Blank Stare* Men like foreplay? Well I can see that. I was once with a man that loved to lay on the bed and just explore each other’s bodies. That shit was actually one of the sexiest things I ever experienced. It wasn’t groping it was actually sensually touching each other. Sometimes a man isn’t always in a rush to get things done.

5. Shut Up Bitch ~ Ok the first time a man talked dirty to me I damn near started swinging in that bitch. For a long time I just couldn’t get down with the whole dirty talk lingo. Men love to know that they can talk trash shit to their girl and she goes along with it. Please don’t just lay there and look at him like he’s booboo the fool when he says “Who’s phat pussy is this” you’re gonna make the man have small feelings when you just mumble ” Uh Huh”.

I know I left out alot of tips, but dammit this was all I could think of at the time. All in all, men love different things, but it’s up to the woman to find out what pleases her man. So talk to him, watch porn with him, hell ask his momma what he like I don’t care. Please that man cause if you don’t do it another nasty bitch will.