Kissing is one of the most sensual things between two people. The right kiss leads to the right everything else. Not everyone is a good kisser. Either they haven’t had enough practice or they just naturally suck (literally). I’ve met some men that truly had different styles of kissing. Some left me breathless and some made me offer them breath mints. I have compiled a list of different kissing techniques I have experienced.
1.The Romantic Kisser~ This man loves to take his time. Every time he kisses you it is a passionate experience that usually leads to love making. This is one of my favorite styles of kissing.
2.The Biter~ Ahhhh. This is the most painful kiss. I had a dude kiss me one time and used his teeth to scrap my lips. Let’s just say by the end of the night my shit was swollen. Not a good look.
3.The Slobber~This in my opinion is the grossest form of kissing. My first boyfriend did this and it was the wettest kiss I have ever had. Spittle everywhere. Yuck. Moving on!
4.The High School Kiss~This is another one of my favorite kisses. This is the tongue down. Remember in high school when you were seeing someone and you hadn’t had sex yet, kissing was all you had. This is the powerful kiss where your hormones are raging and you just want to tear your clothes off and do things you mama told you not to do until your married.
5.The Dry Ass Kisser~This is the kiss that leaves you thirsty for water. His lips are so dry his ass is starting to draw blood. This ends up to be a one time thing, unless his ass gets some chap stick and keep it handy at all times.
6. The Shit Breath~ This dude doesn’t get kissed. You can smell shit breath from a mile away. Chances are this is the first and last date you will have will this person, because halitosis is not the business.
7.Non Kissing Fool~I absolutely hate this guy. Well unless we are just having sex, then my ass ain’t kissing you either. Most of the time this is the dude that is married or in a relationship and kissing would seem like he is cheating on his girl. Ironically, HE IS ABOUT TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE. I think they feel this way because kissing is more of an intimate pleasure while sex can be achieved with sticking his dick through a hole in the wall. * Some men sex anything*.
Bryan
Comment made on June 22, 2009 @ 9:08 am
I gotta co-sign the "slobber" I really hate spit
Natashababie
Comment made on June 22, 2009 @ 11:10 am
I like the biter. Just not that kind of biter. And if I kiss you and you slob all in my mouth you better believe I'm not kissing you again. But its nice to know you got a very wet mouth.
Anonymous
Comment made on June 22, 2009 @ 11:29 pm
I myself am a combination of romantic, biter and high school kisser. I love when man kisses me throughout our love making sessions and nibbling his lips just heightns the sensation. The high school kiss is saved for those times when we've been away from each other for some time. That's when we barely make it to the bedroom with clothes on.
sunshyne84
Comment made on June 22, 2010 @ 11:34 pm
That kissing is more intimate crap is such bs! I like the romantic kiss. The high school kiss is annoying when they don’t know when to take their tongue out your mouth. I like more mouth to mouth than tongue.