What’s Your Sex Signature?

What’s your sex signature? You know the one that leaves men with a lasting impression of you. No matter how the relationship ended they might never remember anything else, but the goodness you constantly put on them. Every woman should have one, but truth be told most women don’t know what the hell they’re doing in the bedroom anyway. They just lay there and expect him to hump his way to freedom while she makes little sounds to show that she’s all there. I’m not talking about the man who can’t f*ck worth a damn, I’m talking about the man that can make the coochie purr. Some chicks are so timid with the sex that you don’t do nothing but just lay there like Celie when Mista climbed on top of her and did his business.

It doesn’t always have to be how you ride the “D”, maybe it’s the things you do during foreplay. For instance, I like to nibble on the ear and shit. Well sometimes I take a sexy bite, but it doesn’t hurt that bad. Lol. That is something I normally do when I’m hot and heavy in the foreplay stage. Now when it comes down to getting it in I like to position myself…wait hold up, you know what never mind. I can’t give away my secrets like that, then the next thing you know ya’ll stealing it. No ma’am, I will keep that to myself. But let’s be real everyone’s main goal is not to really buss a much needed nut, but to have that man or woman remember them for years to come. That’s why we pull out our best tricks on the people we want to put that wuk on. That’s why you get calls from people you haven’t seen since 2004 wondering how you been. They don’t give a damn about your well-being; they remembered how you dropped into a split on that “D” and called to see if they still had a chance of another round. You left a lasting impression and they will always remember that.

Now if your cookies are stale, you will be forgotten. Women who can’t make the vein in his penis bulge are always listed at the bottom of the pile. It’s not about conquest or anything, but if you slept with someone that didn’t do right by your body would you sleep with them again? HELL NAW! If your signature is growling like a dog anytime he hit your spot chances are you will be blacklisted. Once I was with a dude and every time he got hot and bothered the knee-grow would develop a cold. I mean this dude’s nose would run and would get congested and shit. At first I thought he was allergic to my perfume or something, but he said anytime he has sex that would happen. I swear I felt some snot run down my leg. Yuck. I never ever ever in life let that dude anywhere near me again. Although we had great convo and whatnot, he will never be remembered for any of that. He will always be the boy that developed snot bubbles with each stroke.

The moral of the story is your signature will always leave an imprint in someone’s mind…good or bad. If you haven’t developed a signature then boo I’m sure you have one, it’s just not the right one.