When One Lolli Just Won't Do!

This is just me, but sucking a whole slew of dicks just isn’t the business. Don’t get me wrong to each his/her own, but why would you want a bunch of random peen in your mouth piece anyway. If you’re Miss Suck-a lot-O’Dick, and you just have to feel the mighty peens placed precisely in your pie hole; do it with caution. Don’t just go sucking on shit like you have invisible penis infection protection associated with your corporate health insurance. Do what you have to do to safeguard your health. Would you rather die from many peens or live long to pleasure more in the years to come?

I personally don’t get down with randomness. Peen to mouth penetration should be for a selected few. If you must suck plenty, then you should wear a condom. You might say “Well V.I what condoms can be used while performing oral sex on the random cock?”, *slapping knee* “Well I’m here to give you the 4 uno uno on sucking with vigor”. First off, NEVER EVER EVER use lubricated condoms with spermicide while giving a wet sloppy BJ. Spermicide was not meant to be put in your mouth *hitting hands* No! If you want to lose all feeling in your mouth go right ahead girl, but if you want to taste chocolate again you would go with a non lubricated condom. There are a lot of flavored lubricated condoms that can make the experience more invigorating. Before you just pick up a pack, read the box to make sure it doesn’t contain spermicide. Please and thank you.

If you want to stick to the non lubricated condoms you can actually add something to give it flavor. Stay away from anything oil based because latex and oil don’t mix. It’s always best to get condoms that you can use both vaginally and orally. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to be licking on a pole then stopping so he can get another condom, change it, and then enter me. I hate wasting time, and that is just too much time ah wasting. By then my ass will be out of the mood, so I would rather someone that can go from the roota to the toota.

So we’ve learned there are some ways to have sex safely and also tasty too. If you want to make the experience a little less uncomfortable for him, put the condom on with your mouth. That way his ass might be so mesmerized by your skill, he won’t realize that you’re actually shunning his dick. I know a lot of men read my blogs, but when you have sex with a woman they examine that dick. Some may be bold with it, and some may do it on the sly but it happens. Just think she isn’t only safeguarding herself, you’re also being protected from the many many random penis she has consumed. *Now go off in the world and SUCK somebody!*